Daily Show Prep - Friday September 29, 2017

• HHS Secretary Tom Price resigns
• Black church shooting of white church was hate crime
• Tax plan hits first snag
• Assange will prove Russia didn't meddle in exchange for pardon
• Story that Russia tried to hack voting systems turns out to be false
• NSA leaker called America 'the worst thing to happen on the planet'
• SoKo banks brace for NoKo EMP
• NFL favorability gets cut in half
• Man hosts Patriots jersey burning
• Steelers will stand
• Judge: Black Lives Matter is a movement and can't be sued
• Americans blame Facebook for fake news
• Trump administration demands Facebook info on anti-Trump activists
• Oprah in 2020?
• Librarian refuses Dr. Seuss books from Melania Trump because they're racist
• Canadian police seek recalled Vatican diplomat for child porn
• Meanwhile Pope to focus on 'fake news'
• Commie West Point grad's dad: 'I disavow his political views'
• Elon Musk proposes city-to-city rocket travel
• Michigan mom could be jailed for refusing to vaccinate son
• ISIS fanatic videos himself getting blown up
• Judge rules against government worker who complained about co-workers watching porn
• Yet another teen joins Kansas race for governor
• Transgender brutally murdered, activists want hate crime, his former fiancé is accused
• Clinton lap dance nixed from new Tom Cruise film
• Louvre experts believe da Vinci painted nude Mona Lisa
• Expert of the Day: Alex Pfeiffer from the Daily Caller on the prospect of Oprah 2020

Daily Show Prep - Thursday September 28, 2017

• DOJ sues company for hiring foreigners over Americans
• ICE invades sanctuary cities
• Opinion: Middle class doesn't need a tax cut
• Green Bay Packers ask fans to join them in show of support for anthem protests
• Broncos say they'll stand from now on
• First sponsor pulls his ads from NFL games
• JPMorgan suggests betting against CBS amid NFL anthem controversy
• Networks avoided showing fan discontent during anthem
• Stubhub advertises 10 percent discount on NFL tickets'
• Charles Barkley says he's a Democrat but the players are 'wasting time' kneeling
• Extra security around Ray Lewis statue after he sides with kneelers
• NSA leaker complained about Fox News on TV, wanted Al Jazeera
• Is Facebook using foreign influence as an excuse to censor conservatives?
• Michelle O: Women who voted against Hillary voted against their own voice
• Whoopi wonders if she's really free
• Hef checks out at 91
• Listen to the song 'If Hef Goes to Heaven' by Regie Hamm
• Rep. Scalise breaks silence on shooting
• Price says he'll pay taxpayers back after jet controversy
• Chinese police order Muslims to hand over all copies of Koran
• Russia warns U.S. to back off their media
• Pelosi to Puerto Rican native: 'You came to America'
• Millions of NoKos sign up to fight against the U.S.
• Scientists able to control weather with lasers
• Teen Vogue writer happy to see white men get punished
• Boston freaks out over a council candidate dressed as a clown
• Clowns spook people in Israeli town
• Expert of the Day: Cody Wilson from GhostGunner.net on Trump possibly opening up exports of American guns

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday September 27, 2017

• Trump/GOP tax plan would cut taxes for most Americans
• Trump says 20 percent corporate tax is as high as he'll go
• Freedom Caucus is on board with tax plan
• Trump not happy with HHS secretary
• Peyton Manning may run for senate
• FBI director: Terrorists drones are coming
• NFL ratings down 11 percent this year
• All Patriots to stand
• All Cowboys to stand
• Baltimore Ravens anthem singer resigns because of fan response to protests
• Army investigating West Point grad's pro-communist posts
• Louisville Coach Pitino is 'effectively fired'
• Venezuela prepares for war with the U.S.
• Fight breaks out in Berkeley's 'empathy tent'
• The most expensive places in the country to die
• Woman dragged off flight after saying she was allergic to dogs on flight
• Airbnb guest found in bed with host's 7-year-old daughter
• Expert of the Day: Chris Deaton from the Weekly Standard on Trump's wall prototypes

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday September 26, 2017

• GOP tax reform outline coming this week
• Feds rush aid to Puerto Rico
• GOP healthcare bill is dead
• Trump calls on the NFL to ban kneeling during anthem
• 64 percent of Americans side with Trump
• Are players protected from being fired for not standing for the anthem?
• Dem (dim) lawmaker calls for Trump to be impeached over NFL/anthem issue
• Sheila Jackson Lee kneels on House floor
• ESPN columnist: NFL owners need to 'put some money' toward 'racial inequality'
• West Point grad is avowed communist, supports Kaepernick
• Sen. Bob Corker is retiring
• NBA coach: White people need to be made to feel uncomfortable
• NoKo moves warplanes into U.S. bombers' flight path
• NoKo wants help from Republicans in figuring out Trump
• China says situation on Korean peninsula very dangerous
• Roger Stone show comes to Congress
• Media are obsessed with private e-mails now that Jared has some
• California considers combustion engine ban
• Nerve implant restores consciousness to man in vegetative state
• Study: Psychopaths prefer rap to classical
• Hannity tops Madcow in head-to-head match-up
• $1 million worth of 'magic' mushrooms found in Berkeley home
• Lovesick snake expert live streams his own suicide by snake bite
• Paul Revere's outhouse believed to have been found by archaeologists
• Good mood helps boost effectiveness of flu shot
• Sex diseases surge to record highs in U.S.
• Saudi Arabia allows women to drive. Welcome to the 20th century.
• Expert of the Day: David Drucker from the Washington Examiner says Republicans are on edge with Roy Moore poised to win Alabama senate race

Daily Show Prep - Monday September 25, 2017

• Trump urges boycott of NFL over anthem protests
• Has nothing to do with race
• Sunday Night Football ratings drop
• Fans react
• And the hero of the day: Alejandro Villanueva
• Skip Bayless is upset
• Costas: Trump is tone deaf to the racial implications
• Tom Brady calls the president's remarks 'divisive'
• Roger Goodell: Trump's 'divisive' comments show 'lack of respect'
• Steph Curry gets into it with The Donald
• Protests spill over to Broadway
• NoKo accuses the U.S. of declaring war
• London mayor: Trump's rhetoric similar to ISIS
• ISIS threatens Prince Harry
• Antifa professor who celebrates dead cops has a commie grading system
• Man arrested near White House with cache of weapons
• Weiner gets 21 months in prison
• The end of the world has been postponed. Whew!
• Expert of the Day: Siraj Hashmi from Red Alert Politics says Trump may be a boost for the NFL

Daily Show Prep - Friday September 22, 2017

• Krazy Kim calls Trump a 'dotard'
• Trump says Rocket Man 'will be tested like never before'
• NoKo could test nuke over Pacific
• In defiance to U.S., Iran unveils new missile
• Rand Paul calls Graham-Cassidy bill 'fake repeal'
• McCain is now a no vote on healthcare bill
• Graham to debate BernMe over healthcare bill on live TV
• Antifa announces nationwide 'Deface Columbus Day'
• New travel ban more country-specific
• Levi's Stadium half empty for Thursday night NFL game
• Professors claim people are racist against black QBs
• More GOP voters see themselves as 'Trump supporters' rather than Republicans
• Poll: Kid Rock riding the Trump Train to the U.S. Senate
• Comey shouted down by protesters at Howard U.
• End-of-world prediction interrupts TV broadcast
• Uber banned in London
• Senior BSNBC staffers may have leaked O'Donnell meltdown
• Time, Inc. in talks to sell assets
• Apple fans not lining up for new iPhone
• Study: Moods are contagious
• Loneliness as deadly as smoking
• 'Death Wish' coffee recalled over deadly toxin
• Last day of summer in Cali hit with snowstorm
• Expert of the Day: Kevin Daley from Daily Caller says Russia probe may implicate one of the biggest names in law

Daily Show Prep - Thursday September 21, 2017

• Trump signs order targeting NoKo's trade partners
• Samantha Power sought to unmask Americans on almost a daily basis
• Maria devastates Puerto Rico
• Debbie What's-her-name Schultz's IT guy allegedly abused 3 women
• NFL praying for ratings turnaround
• Rams-49ers tickets going as low as $14
• Meanwhile, players push racial equality campaign
• Rep. John Lewis wants to 'take a bullwhip' to people so they'll care about civil rights
• Majority want to keep Confederate statues
• Maxine: 'Impeachment is about whatever the Congress says it is'
• Ellen: 'As a gay woman, I can't have dangerous Donald Trump on my show'
• Media Matters: Drudge was pipeline for Russian propaganda
• U.S. household wealth climbs to new record
• Silicon Valley giant experiments with universal basic income
• Kimmel to Brian Kilmeade: 'I'll pound you when I see you'
• Lawrence O'Donnell loses it on set of BSNBC
• Local Nashville station in fight with DirecTV
• Enviro activists attempt to sabotage ship transporting VWs
• Refreshing: EdSec DeVos travels on her own plane, pays for it herself
• Mercedes goes after Tesla with $1 billion U.S. electric car push
• Second teen to join Kansas governor race
• Yoko sues over 'John Lemon' lemonade
• Third of women not interested in sex
• $1.8 million stolen after couriers leave keys in van
• There's now a college program teaching kids how to grow pot
• Expert of the Day: Naomi Lopez Bauman from the Goldwater Institute on what Jimmy Kimmel gets wrong about healthcare

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday September 20, 2017

• Maria hammers Puerto Rico
• Senate to vote next week on Obamacare repeal
• Rand Paul holds out
• Mueller's focus on Manafort goes back 11 years
• Manafort offered 'private briefings' on Trump campaign to Russian billionaire
• Silly: Charlottesville tries to stop 'disrobing' of Confederate statues
• California to file suit over border wall
• Tucker Carlson takes 'ungrateful' DACA recipient to the woodshed
• Fury fuels modern political climate in U.S.
• Anti-Trump witch compares casting hexes to singing the national anthem
• NFL TV ratings slide
• Cool! Watch suicide car bomber get obliterated by U.S. air strike
• Scientists edit embryos' genes
• AI can detect Alzheimer's a decade before symptoms show
• Glaciers at Glacier National Park may be growing
• Philadelphia finds hundreds of illegal voters
• Law firm backing Luther Strange set up sweetheart real estate deal for Bob Corker
• Politico argues that Electoral College is a 'national security threat'
• Earthquake flattens buildings in Mexico City, scores dead
• Hillary's now complaining about Putin 'manspreading'
• Man who tried to rob a Starbucks may sue man who stopped him
• France may make asking a woman for her phone number a criminal offense
• Police on the lookout for 'The Mad Pooper'
• Expert of the Day: Steven Nelson from the Washington Examiner says wiretapped calls between Trump and Manafort are unlikely to go public legally

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday September 19, 2017

• Trump to UN: 'Rocket Man is on a suicide mission'
• Liberal media are aghast
• Blasts Iran's 'murderous regime'
• Trump was right: Manafort wiretapped at Trump Tower
• Loretta Lynch ordered Manafort's phone tapped
• And James Clapper lied (again) about having any knowledge of it
• Obamacare repeal gains steam
• Climate models were wrong, climate change less of a threat
• Cat 5 Maria head for PR
• Illegals returning to Mexico with American-born children
• California Dreamin': DREAMers turn on Pelosi
• T-Mobile and Sprint in merger talks
• LA NFL not a hit so far
• Californians consider moving due to skyrocketing housing costs
• Ca. schools want to ditch letter grades
• Students offered extra credit to determine their level of white privilege
• High school project reenacts slavery
• Cellphone bomb found hidden in luggage at Indian airport
• Russian chopper accidentally fires on innocent bystanders
• Guest: Brian Maloney from Media Equalizer says Antifa thugs double-down on violence
• Expert of the Day: Charyssa Parent from Red Alert Politics on the 'Mother of all Trump rallies'

Daily Show Prep - Monday September 18, 2017

• Obamacare repeal and replace back from the dead
• U.S. flexes muscles at NoKo
• Trump calls NoKo's Kim 'Rocket Man'
• Ex-diplomat scolds Trump
• Trump slams UN in first appearance
• Emmys get political
• Hit all-time ratings low
• Air conditioned red carpet outside, whining about global warming inside
• Pentagon to continue medical treatment for trans
• UC Berkeley professors urge boycott during 'Free Speech Week'
• NFL player takes protest to the field
• Rolling Stone magazine up for sale
• University president actually apologizes for 'offensive' cotton centerpiece
• Cotton is at risk of being banned because it's somehow racist
• Half of millennials back succession
• Gov. Brown calls Trump supporters cave-dwellers
• Illegal alien arrested for burning son's lips with a spoon
• Hillary's campaign director says Trump GIF is promoting violence against women
• And Rep. Schiff piles on
• Money: Best places to live in America
• Cyclist has road rage meltdown
• Expert of the Day: Dr. Merrill Matthews from IPI on 'Medicare for All' and the Graham healthcare plan

Daily Show Prep - Friday September 15, 2017

• Fifth terror attack in U.K. this year
• Terror attack in France
• And another in Paris
• Confederate rally planned for Richmond tomorrow
• Hillary supporters are still in therapy
• Amazon accused of slashing over 900 negative reviews of Hillary's book
• Vatican recalls priest at Washington embassy amid child porn investigation
• Ben Shapiro takes Antifa to the woodshed
• Enrollments fall at colleges known for 'social justice warfare'
• ESPN wanted to suspend Jemele Hill but co-host wouldn't allow it
• Summer snowstorm forecast for West
• Robert De Niro: 'Disgusting' Trump administration won't admit global warming behind hurricanes
• Clay Travis talks about boobs on CNN and the left loses its mind
• Poor diet a factor in a fifth of deaths
• Guest: Dr. Anne Pierce talks about how we should be dealing with NoKo
• Expert of the Day: Nick Givas from Daily Caller says Trey Gowdy wants Jim Comey back before Congress

Daily Show Prep - Thursday September 14, 2017

• NoKo launches another missile over Japan
• Trump to deal with Dems on DREAMers, wall will come later
• Illegals would get free healthcare under BernMe Sanders plan
• Trump vows to veto it
• ESPN suspends Linda Cohn over her opinion but Jemele Hill stays
• Sarah Sanders calls for Hill to be fired
• American fighting for ISIS captured
• RINO Corker of TN has his first primary challenger
• 8 special ops soldiers injured at Fort Bragg 
• IG looking into Mnuchin's request for military jet on honeymoon
• Unions putting pressure on tech giants
• Antidepressants raise early death risk by 33 percent
• Anthony Bourdain says he would feed trump hemlock
• Ca. school says chanting USA could send an 'unintended message'
• Clown protest at NYC theater against 'It' turns out to be publicity stunt
• Chocolate eaters destroying African forests
• Nashville man arrested more than 500 times
• DC socialite says hexes she put on people may have killed them
• Expert of the Day: Jim Antle from the Washington Examiner on the Trump/Dem DACA deal

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday September 13, 2017

• Hurricane telethon gets predictably political
• 6 dead at Florida nursing home
• BernMe Sanders unveils Medicare for all
• College Park, Md. gives non-citizens the right to vote
• U.S. cancels visas from four nations
• Superman protects illegals from white supremacists in latest comic
• Republicans and Democrats approve of Trump working with Democrats
• Kaepernick tweets support for ESPN host who called Trump a white supremacist
• Francis Scott Key statue defaced for 'racist anthem'
• Protestors cover Thomas Jefferson statue
• Interior secretary finally injects common sense in forest management
• Trump administration sued over cellphone search at border
• Cord-cutting explodes
• Heroin use spikes, drug deaths expected to top 70,000 this year
• Black rapper sparks outrage over video depicting white kid being lynched
• McDonald's worker gives birth at work, tries to flush baby down toilet
• 40 percent of adults still sleep with a teddy bear
• World's first talking sex robot ready for her close-up
• CIA refuses to release bin Laden's porn stash
• Guest: Brad Owens was a security expert in Benghazi just before the attacks in 2012 and tells his story
• Expert of the Day: Bob Moffit from the Heritage Foundation on BernMe Sanders' Medicare for All

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday September 12, 2017

• Trump plans tax cut blitz
• Tax cuts would be backdated to January 1
• Calls to punish 'climate deniers' rises after two hurricanes
• Celebrity telethon tonight for hurricane victims
• 61 percent say it's time for Hillary to retire
• Trump news coverage 91 percent negative
• Chuckie Schumer bashes Trump's 'extremely irresponsible' voter fraud commission
• Hope Hicks named permanent White House communications director
• Face-reading AI will be able to detect your politics, IQ
• JPMorgan CEO: Bitcoin is a fraud that will eventually blow up
• 'It' producers claim movie is healing a divided nation
• All-clown screening the stuff of nightmares
• Canadian judge who wore Trump hat in courtroom suspended
• Professors told to report students who make campus 'less inclusive'
• ESPN sideline reporter melts down on Monday Night Football
• Expert of the Day: Jenny Beth Martin from Tea Party Patriots on whether or not the Republicans will keep their debt ceiling promise

Daily Show Prep - Monday September 11, 2017

• Irma ranked #7 in U.S. storms
• Looting in parts of Florida in wake of Irma
• Pope blasts climate deniers
• More Antifa terrorists attack peaceful protestors
• Illegal immigration doubles over past four months
• Trump's travel ban back at Supreme Court
• More NFL 'sit-down' protests over national anthem
• Hillary blames everybody but herself
• Eric Bolling's son found dead, suicide suspected
• China to ban cars running on gas or diesel
• 'It' has huge weekend at box office
• Clowns lurking in theaters freak people out
• White House was on lock-down over yoga mat
• Kid Rock: 'Pretty funny how scared I have them'
• Expert of the Day: Liberty McArtor from The Stream on remembering 9/11

Daily Show Prep - Thursday September 7, 2017

• The latest on Irma
• Richard Branson's home destroyed
• Libs on Twitter openly wish Irma hits Trump's Florida estate
• Pro surfer dies catching Irma wave
• Trump's surprise deal with Dems sets up Christmas showdown
• Hill Republicans reportedly livid with Trump
• Ivanka joins with Norquist to boost tax-reform efforts
• Equifax security breach exposes Social Security numbers of 143 million Americans
• Mexican 'artist' erects 'wall' in NYC
• Israel strikes military target in Syria
• Seismologists graph NoKo's latest nuke test
• Hunger in U.S. drops to lowest level in a decade
• Twitter bans activist mother for scolding Teen Vogue over anal sex guide
• Tens of thousands of witches cast spells on Trump
• Homeless block Chicago road after tents were removed
• Amazon looking for second U.S. city to be HQ
• Iowa students disciplined after wearing hoods, burning cross
• Teen pot use hits a new low
• Vampires may have been real people with blood disorders
• Taco Bell employees open fire on armed robber
• Christian Bale packs on pounds to play Dick Cheney
• Britain's epidemic of 'cyberchondria'
• Study: Happy music boosts imaginative thinking

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday September 6, 2017

• Here comes Irma
• Richard Branson refuses to leave his private island
• Trump sides with Dems on debt ceiling
• NoKo reveals its plans for using nukes in EMP attack
• Dennis Rodman offers to 'straighten things out'
• Gay group claims gays hardest hit when DACA ends
• Update: Southern Poverty Law Center has $69 million stashed offshore
• National Cathedral to remove stained glass of Robert E. Lee, Stonewall Jackson
• Harvard honors slaves owned by school's founder
• Mark Ruffalo ducks out of march against white supremacy
• Student who mocked ISIS investigated for Islamophobia
• ISIS tells fanatics to poison food in Western supermarkets
• Refugee admissions lowest in 15 years
• Republicans punt wall fight to December
• Man arrested for asking 'threatening' question of senator at town hall meeting
• Power solar storm heading toward Earth
• CNN sees major fallout over fake news story about Trump-Russia
• White Christians are now a minority in the U.S.
• Universal basic income gains steam
• House unanimously votes to bar states from banning driverless vehicles
• DNA test disproves woman's claim that Dalí was her father
• Cops shoot tiger dead in Atlanta neighborhood
• Latest nasty liberal craze: Bleeding freely
• Sick: Nurses suspended after opening body bag to view dead man's penis
• Expert of the Day: Catherine Glenn Foster from Americans United for Life says defunding Planned Parenthood possible this session

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday September 5, 2017

• Trump punts DACA to Congress
• Obama: Ending DACA is cruel and wrong
• Rep. Steve King says DREAMers should serve in Peace Corps in birth countries
• DACA recipient sues Trump
• Business backlash hits Trump's DACA decision
• NoKo says more 'gift packages for the U.S.' are on the way
• Nuke test site at risk of imploding
• Syrian rebel defector says rebels sold arms to ISIS
• Actor Mark Ruffalo joins March against white supremacy
• High school takes down Lincoln-Jefferson Davis artwork 'to avoid potentially offending anyone'
• 'Looters will be shot' signs popping up in Houston
• Thieves looted flooded home with drowning victim still inside
• Gore outsold by ebook debunking his movie
• The lonely lives of Silicon Valley conservatives
• Hillary blasts BernMe in new book for 'lasting damage'
• Zika virus can kill brain tumor cells
• Scientists pinpoint part of brain where 'voices' torment schizophrenics
• Finally! Here come the flying cars we were promised
• Police 'terrified' after finding red balloons tied to sewer grates
• Warning: 'Illuminati satanists' giving out 'cursed rosaries'
• Expert of the Day: Marion Smith from Victims of Communism Memorial Foundation says China is to blame for NoKo catastrophe

Daily Show Prep - Friday September 1, 2017

• Trump expected to let some DREAMers stay
• Paul RINO asks Trump to hold off scrapping DACA
• Border wall prototype contractors selected
• Comey revelations dispute congressional testimony
• WH economic advisor says rich could pay more under Trump tax plan
• Payrolls increase 156,000
• Antifa 'white supremacist' targets weren't even white
• Man charged with using Confederate flag as a weapon
• L'Oreal fires first trans model after 'all white people are racist' rant
• Gunman loose at Eiffel Tower
• Newsweek: Trump's a skinflint for only giving $1 million to Harvey victims
• Linda Sarsour defends fundraising for PAC through Harvey
• AFL-CIO thug says he can't work with Trumpsters because they're racist
• California's green power grid can't keep up with demand
• Pete Rose fired over '70s-era underage sex
• Man flees police, gets chased by shark
• Grizzly hit by car, walks away
• Expert of the Day: Michael Stumo from Coalition for a Prosperous America says ditching NAFTA is unlikely to cause consumers harm