Daily Show Prep - Monday September 18, 2017

• Obamacare repeal and replace back from the dead
• U.S. flexes muscles at NoKo
• Trump calls NoKo's Kim 'Rocket Man'
• Ex-diplomat scolds Trump
• Trump slams UN in first appearance
• Emmys get political
• Hit all-time ratings low
• Air conditioned red carpet outside, whining about global warming inside
• Pentagon to continue medical treatment for trans
• UC Berkeley professors urge boycott during 'Free Speech Week'
• NFL player takes protest to the field
• Rolling Stone magazine up for sale
• University president actually apologizes for 'offensive' cotton centerpiece
• Cotton is at risk of being banned because it's somehow racist
• Half of millennials back succession
• Gov. Brown calls Trump supporters cave-dwellers
• Illegal alien arrested for burning son's lips with a spoon
• Hillary's campaign director says Trump GIF is promoting violence against women
• And Rep. Schiff piles on
• Money: Best places to live in America
• Cyclist has road rage meltdown
• Expert of the Day: Dr. Merrill Matthews from IPI on 'Medicare for All' and the Graham healthcare plan