Daily Show Prep - Friday December 21, 2018

• House passes spending bill with border wall funding
• The 8 Republicans who voted against the border wall
• GOP takes victory lap around Pelosi after passing wall funding
• Now it's up to Mitch
• GOP senators reject Trump's call to 'go nuclear' on wall funding
• Schumer tells Pence wall funding will not pass
• Trump meets with Senate Republicans
• Lindsey Graham tells Trump to 'dig in'
• NORAD will continue to track Santa even if there's a shutdown
• Nutcase Rob Reiner calls Trump 'mentally unstable'
• GOP lawmaker doubts government workers live paycheck to paycheck
• SCOTUS upholds block on Trump's asylum ban
• Can the GoFundMe for Trump's wall actually work?
• New GoFundMe page raises money for ladders for illegals to climb over Trump's wall
• Trump to slash troop levels in Afghanistan to historic low levels
• Mueller to submit final report as early as February
• Several sponsors step up for Tucker Carlson
• NYC sees potentially historic rainfall
• Notable deaths in 2018
• Nutritionist reveals five tips for avoiding irritable bowel syndrome this Christmas
• Should 'Santa Baby' be banned from radio?
• Cattle form sign of cross
• Rabbi believes volcanic eruptions are a sign of the end of days
• Hilarious SNL skit with Matt Damon: Best Christmas Ever

Daily Show Prep - Thursday December 20, 2018

• Trump refuses to sign short-term funding bill without the wall
• Move leaves senators in disbelief
• Update: WashPo columnist wants GoFundMe to take down border wall funding page
• Mark Meadows says Trump and GOP 'fumbled' border wall
• Gutierrez: 'Thank God there wasn't a wall' when Jesus fled to Egypt
• Berates DHS secretary
• U.S. says asylum-seeking migrants will wait in Mexico
• Trump 'unfollows' Ann Coulter after 'joke presidency' comment
• Mad Dog Mattis is stepping down, presumably over pulling out of Syria
• Trump criticizes the Fed for raising rates
• Former FBI agent sounds off on Comey
• How the FBI ran an illegal counterintelligence masquerade in plot to get Trump
• Facebook explains how Netflix, others used data
• Error allowed Amazon Alexa to eavesdrop on another home
• Christian baker who refused to bake cake for gay wedding back in court
• BSNBC beats Fox in December
• Nike on track for the worst quarter in a decade
• Trump 'Green Acres' video he tweeted was from 2005, not produced by White House
• NY leads the nation in population loss
• CA the least educated
• Update: As predicted, PETA's upset over Popeyes' 'emotional support chicken'
• Walgreens employee kills customer over photo dispute
• Colleges de-stress students with therapy horses
• Thousands sign petition calling on Disney to drop its 'hakuna matata' trademark
• Kiss guitarist says support Trump or leave the country
• Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner on Trump's wall that's now just steel slats

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday December 19, 2018

• Congress to push stop-gap funding bill with no border wall
• Opinion: The 'wall' is now 'steel slats' and Trump has screwed his supporters
• Ann Coulter rages against Trump over wall
• Judge orders Trump to return deported asylum-seekers back to the U.S.
• A GoFundMe page set up to fund the wall
• And we gave $10.6 billion to Central America so they won't come here
• U.S. pulling out of Syria
• Lindsey Graham: 'Huge mistake'
• Facebook gave users' messages to other companies
• Fed hikes rates
• Market pundit says Fed is killing the stock market
• McCain associate gave dossier to BuzzFeed
• Senate passes criminal justice reform
• Radical Antifa leader revealed
• Judge rules that school officials, cops had no responsibility to shield students at Parkland
• Woman uses gun buy-back program to buy a bigger gun
• Senate votes to make lynching a federal crime
• Former astronaut scoffs at CO2 causing global warming
• Americans are starved for sleep
• Police looking for woman's stolen home
• Salvation Army bell ringer, high on PCP, attacks shopper
• Thai YouTuber faces charges for criticizing dress designed by daughter of king
• Popeyes is offering 'emotional support chicken' at Philly airport
• Video of Hillary hitting reset button, bomb explodes, just like Uncle Phil asked for
• Guest: Carrie Lukas, president of Independent Women's Forum, on checking your progressive privilege
• Expert of the Day: Jamie Glazov, editor of FrontPage Magazine, on his new book, Jihadist Psychopath

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday December 18, 2018

• Flynn sentencing delayed
• Is Trump caving on the wall?
• House releases Comey transcripts
• Christians standing in the way of China's totalitarian rule
• Some U.S. sportswear made by Chinese slave labor
• Trump administration moves to ban bump stocks
• Senate to vote on Trump-backed pot legalization
• Contrary to popular belief, the tariffs are working
• Advertisers abandon Tucker after illegal alien comments
• Tucker doubles down
• Scooter riders leave drivers on edge
• Report: Years of bad land management led to Ca. fires
• Dan Crenshaw reaches out to SNL's Pete Davidson after suicidal social media post
• 'Man-free' music festival found guilty of discrimination
• Penny Marshall dead at 75
• Fresh Prince star sues Fortnite over 'Carlton' dance
• Being a psychopath may all be in the eyes
• Woman dies after cosmetic butt injection
• Expert of the Day: Dr. Michael Busler from Stockton U. says Obamacare is headed for the ash heap of history, and that's where it belongs

Daily Show Prep - Monday December 17, 2018

• Trump blasts Fed for 'even considering' a rate hike
• Digs in on border wall
• Schumer says he's not going to get the wall
• U.S. conducts 6 airstrikes against Somalia extremists
• New facts indicate Mueller destroyed evidence, obstructed justice
• Top Republican suggests Flynn's guilty plea will be tossed
• China, Russia join forces to modify atmosphere
• Study: Russia sought to divide Americans in the run-up to election
• Warning: Firm that conducted the study called conservative outlets 'fake news'
• Federal judge rules Obamacare is unconstitutional
• Outraged Dems vow to challenge ruling that undercuts Obamacare
• Lamar calling it quits after this term
• Muslim Amazon workers say they don't have enough time to pray
• WashPo columnist calls for banning Kellyanne Conway from the air
• Pacific Life pulls ads from Tucker's show after 'dirtier and more divided' comment
• Trump launching Space Command this week
• 2018 is DC's wettest year on record
• BernMe accused of using the government to target company that ran ad against him
• Daily Beast: 'Vice' might be the worst movie of the year
• 'Justice' is Merriam-Webster's word of the year
• Antifa accused of attacking two Marines
• 93 percent of college professors say America is 'less respected' under Trump
• Witches want Trump to stop calling Mueller investigation 'witch hunt'
• KY radio station plays 'Baby, It's Cold Outside' for two hours straight
• Cops find kids home alone after one calls 911 for help with YouTube
• Parrot uses Alexa to order gifts
• 'Adulting Day' teaches kids how to pay bills, change tires, interact with cops
• 15-year-old leaps to death with homemade parachute as mother cheers him on
• Playboy model poses nude at Vatican
• Top 50 most expensive zip codes, all but 4 are in Ca.
• Police search for man who carved his name into side of dolphin

Daily Show Prep - Friday December 14, 2018

• Does the government really shut down after December 21? No.
• Government collects record taxes, still runs $305 billion deficit
• CBO suggests a $1 trillion carbon tax to plug the deficit
• Half of America hasn't recovered from recession
• FBI's entrapment of General Flynn was despicable
• Mueller rebukes Flynn, says he 'chose' to lie
• FBI docs: 'Flynn was not lying or didn't think he was lying'
• Trump names Mick Mulvaney as acting chief of staff
• Papadopoulos to run for congress
• Kasich lashes out at congress over 7-year-old's death
• The REAL story about the 7-year-old who died at the border
• BuzzFeed open borders writer laments the fact that we have so many golf courses in the U.S.
• Illegal deported 6 times kills father of 7
• Elizabeth Warren admits 'I'm not a person of color'
• Jobless claims return to near record lows
• A year after the demise of net neutrality and the Internet is nearly 40 percent faster
• The slow death of Never Trump 'The Weekly Standard'
• Mika opens show apologizing for 'butt boy' comment to everyone but Pompeo
• Eastwood's 'Mule' gets rave reviews
• Facebook 'sorry' for exposing private photos of users
• Man moves into deployed service member's house, sells furniture to buy meth
• Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner says liberals condescend to San Fran Nan after her meeting with Trump

Daily Show Prep - Thursday December 13, 2018

• DOJ IG finds 19,000 'lost' text messages of Strzok and Page
• Financial experts testify: Clinton Foundation operated as foreign agent
• Trump denies he 'directed' Cohen to break the law
• Dershowitz: Trump is not in 'impeachment land'
• Says Flynn's light sentence is because prosecutors are embarrassed over the way he was treated
• Pelosi wants Trump's tax returns
• Source: Trump was in the room during hush money discussions
• Trump inauguration spending now under investigation
• Trump's approval rating matches Obama's
• Alleged Russian agent pleads guilty to conspiring to influence U.S. politics
• DHS fact-checks CNN's so-called fact checker on terrorists coming to the U.S.
• Media burying dangerous diseases carried by migrant caravan
• 30 cities oppose Trump's proposal on immigrant benefits
• Teen planned to shoot up school, ends in shoot-out with police
• Judge rejects deputy's claim he had no duty to confront Parkland killer
• Trump considering Jared Kushner for chief of staff
• Senate passes resolution condemning Saudi prince
• Mika absent from 'Morning Joe' day after she called Pompeo 'dictator's butt boy'
• Wave of bomb threat e-mails cause evacuations
• Trump signs bill to aid ISIS genocide victims
• Antifa calls Beto O'Rourke a 'Zionist pig'
• Boy Scouts may file for bankruptcy
• Congress wants to kill sea lions for eating endangered fish
• Florida senate rules Brenda Snipes cannot rescind her resignation
• Trump cancels White House Christmas party for the press
• Risk of heart attack is greatest on Christmas Eve
• Update: Steph Curry says he was joking about the lunar landing being fake
• Crews rescue a man stuck for two days in a grease vent of an empty restaurant
• Expert of the Day: Ryan Girdusky from the Washington Examiner on how Trump can finally make progress on illegal immigration

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday December 12, 2018

• Mikey the Rat gets 3 years in the slammer
• Judge Nap says federal prosecutors will indict Trump
• Trump says the people would revolt if he were impeached
• Incoming NY AG vows to investigate Trump family
• FBI recommended Flynn not have lawyer present, didn't warn of false statement consequences
• Judge rules companies don't have to comply with Obamacare birth control mandate
• Caravaners demand $50,000 each from U.S. to go home
• Leader is a suspect in bombing that targeted U.S. military
• New border wall stops 1,000 migrants who rushed the border
• Dem rep wants to control the content of free speech, but he can't
• Kellyanne Conway: Ocasio-Cortez 'doesn't seem to know much about anything'
• Trump's AG pick is an illegal immigration hardliner
• UN begs China to save the planet from warming
• Daily Caller asks climate accord backers to ban private jets
• Strasbourg killer yelled 'Allahu Akbar'
• Findings show school, police messed up in Parkland shooting
• Mika uses homophobic slur to describe Mike Pompeo
• Then she apologizes
• Middle schooler forced to change 'Trump' name after years of bullying
• Ca. considers text-messaging tax
• University calls for 'minority only' spaces on campus
• Taylor Swift uses face recognition at her concerts to check for stalkers
• Expert of the Day: Jerome Corsi on his being bullied by Mueller investigators

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday December 11, 2018

• Trump schools Schumer, Pelosi
• See the clips
• Schumer's elitism shows with slam against Trump over senate wins in ND and IN
• More than 3,000 illegals caught in day
• 2-year-old crossed without parents
• Caravaner arrested for throwing rocks at wall contractor
• This is the kind of guy Trump wants to keep out of our country
• Senate to vote on criminal justice bill
• Growing list of scientific papers assert CO2 has minimal effect on climate
• Hollywood producer wants to punish lawmakers who support traditional marriage
• Execs at Michael Bloomberg's company expected to be arrested for fraud
• Shooting in France leaves one dead
• Obama-appointed judge tells developer to not even haul pipe to worksite for XL pipeline
• Delta bans puppies as service animals
• Steph Curry says moon landing was faked
• Expert of the Day: Rachel Bovard from Conservative Partnership Institute on the looming budget deadline on December 21

Daily Show Prep - Monday December 10, 2018

• Trump may face indictment for 'campaign finance' violations
• Trump defends hush money as 'simple private transaction'
• Corsi sues Mueller for blackmail, seeks $350 mil
• USA Today attacks Heisman winner over tweets when he was 14
• So, what did he tweet?
• Comey calls on Americans to 'use every breath we have to oust Trump in 2020
• Comey confession: Dossier not verified before or after FISA warrant
• Clinton-Lynch tarmac meeting troubled Comey, but not enough to ask Hillary about it
• Fox News tells reporters to stop investigating FBI corruption
• Migrants in Tijuana trickle over, under wall
• Lindsey Graham tells Trump to 'dig in' on wall funding
• John Kelly's heir-apparent leaves White House
• Publishers compete to sign Kelly to book deal
• Rep. Cohen: Trump family worse than Al Capone
• Chinese court bans sale of most iPhones
• 100 Christians snatched in Chinese raid on underground church
• YouTube bans 'Proud Boys' founder
• Columbia U. student labeled white supremacist for saying 'Europeans built the world'
• Project Veritas changes Mass. secret recording law
• Screen usage changes structure of kids' brains
• More climate tax riots rock Paris
• Meryl Streep on Trump: 'We should be afraid'
• SCOTUS declines to hear 'flushable wipes' case
• Sharpton's daughter scored $95,000 for sprained ankle
• Va. teacher fired for refusing to use transgender pronouns
• Man goes on Christmas decoration burning spree
• School tweaks production of 'Sound of Music' because some were offended by Nazi props
• Sonic employees arrested after lacing kid's meal with ecstasy
• Expert of the Day: Rachel Alexander from Stream.org on a whistleblower exposing the Clinton Foundation having his house raided by the FBI

Daily Show Prep - Friday December 7, 2018

• Prosecutors recommend 'substantial term of imprisonment' for Cohen
• Media breathlessly reporting that Trump committed felonies
• Mueller says Manafort lied
• Trump goes off on Mueller ahead of court filings
• McCabe, Rosenstein opened secret obstruction probe into Trump
• Roger Stone says he will not 'bear false witness' against Trump
• Mueller looking into Trump advisor's appearances on Russia Today
• Trump says Tillerson was 'dumb as a rock'
• Ocasio-Cortez threatens DJTJ with subpoena
• Then she strikes back at conservative journalist who called her a biatch
• John Kelly expected to leave the White House
• 155,000 new jobs in November
• 63 illegals nabbed near the Texas-Mexico border
• Trump accuses Dems of putting 'criminal aliens' ahead of Americans
• Kevin Hart steps down as Oscar host over his anti-gay tweets
• Professor stabbed to death for insulting Mohammed
• Man who drove his car into a crowd killing one in Charlottesville found guilty of murder
• Gigantic object spotted over Earth before NASA cuts video feed
• Therapists go on strike to force more resources to mental health
• Update: Crazed teacher who cut student's hair while screaming national anthem arrested
• 88-year-old mom reunited with daughter she thought died at birth
• How much money do you need to make to be considered rich?
• Expert of the Day: Jamie McIntyre from the Washington Examiner on Mad Dog Mattis backtracking on Saudi Prince's complicity in Khashoggi murder

Daily Show Prep - Thursday December 6, 2018

• FBI e-mail chain may provide most damning evidence of FISA abuses yet
• Byron York: Ten questions for Comey when he testifies tomorrow
• Spineless Congress passes two-week CR to keep the government funded
• Pelosi rejects funding the wall
• GOP lawmakers urge Trump not to cut military by 5 percent
• Buried Pentagon study showed $125 billion in waste
• FEMA wants some of its flood money to Nashville back
• Zinke announces massive new oil find
• Trump rolls back sage-grouse protections, opening up new areas for drilling
• U.S. now net oil exporter for first time in 75 years
• Interesting history of oil prices
• Trump EPA outlines rule change to encourage new coal plants
• Fiat Chrysler to open new plant in Detroit
• Federal judge opens discovery in Hillary e-mail case
• Stock plunge continues
• Ocasio-Cortez: Global warming governance will create 'economic, social, and racial justice'
• Meanwhile: BernMe Sanders spends over $300,000 on private jet travel in one month
• Don Lemon says he wouldn't have shaken Trump's hand like Obamas did
• Cuomo calls him 'petty and small'
• Assange on the verge of being kicked out of Ecuadoran embassy
• NYC evicting homeless from street shelters
• Too much sleep linked to disease, death
• Crazed teacher cuts student's hair while screaming the national anthem
• 'VeggieTales' are now racist
• Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner on how Bush 41 turned Willie Horton into a campaign issue and it worked

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday December 5, 2018

• Bush 41 celebrated
• And a chill fell over the room when Trump arrived
• Alan Simpson praised Bush 41 for raising taxes
• Mueller memo on Flynn good news for Trump
• Could Jeff Sessions be the target?
• Future of Never-Trumper 'The Weekly Standard' uncertain
• Secret Facebook docs made public by UK
• Facebook wielded data to punish rivals
• Border Patrol, troops brace for caravan surge in AZ
• French protesters are part of a global backlash against climate change taxes
• UK calls on old coal plants to provide much-needed power this winter
• Record snowfall in Michigan's Upper Peninsula
• New blood test can detect cancer within 10 minutes
• College Republican advisor's house vandalized with 'Nazi lives here'
• Principal bans Christmas
• Baby name 'Melania' soars 227 percent, 'Ivanka' spikes 362 percent 
• PETA takes aim at phrases with animals in them
• Expert of the Day: Lt. Col. Allen West, senior fellow with the MRC, on the bizarre media coverage of Bush 41

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday December 4, 2018

• Mueller probe coming to an end
• Manafort memo coming Friday
• Stone declines Dems' request for interview
• French carbon tax riots continue
• Macron suspends planned increases in fuel tax
• UN climate chief: 'We require deep transformations of our economies and societies'
• UN climate summit to emit more CO2 than 8,200 American homes do in a year
• Japan says 'sayōnara' to global warming
• Excess winter deaths in England and Wales highest since 1976
• BernMe says we have 12 years
• Trump says China to cut tariffs on U.S.-made cars
• China may be testing Tokyo's resolve with drilling in East China Sea
• Kudlow: China promises trade changes 'immediately'
• Men booted from leadership on Dem campaign committees
• GOP e-mails were hacked
• NC officials investigate GOP vote tampering
• Dem operative convicted of campaign finance crimes
• Bob Dole stands from wheelchair to salute Bush 41
• Surprise! Creepy porn lawyer won't run in 2020
• Satanic Temple statue displayed alongside Christmas tree at IL state capitol
• Actor Chris Pratt delivers Gospel of Luke at Disneyland
• 9-year-old gets Colorado town to make snowball fights legal again
• Princeton singers abandon 'Little Mermaid' song over kissing concerns
• Expert of the Day: Tom Rogan from the Washington Examiner says for America's sake, the US-China truce cannot last

Daily Show Prep - Monday December 3, 2018

• U.S. and China agree to 90-day tariff truce
• Corsi files complaint against Mueller
• SCOTUS turns down challenge to border wall
• Tax riots continue in Paris
• Qatar plans to quit OPEC
• Trump wants 'full and complete' sentence for Mikey the Rat
• ISIS group calls for New Year's Eve attack on NYC
• Census: 63 percent of non-citizens are on welfare
• Chinese gene-editing scientist goes missing
• Springsteen: 'I don't see anyone who can beat Trump'
• Poll asks what makes someone a 'real American'
• Struggling Clinton tour takes a break
• Staff at 'Ted Baker' demand end to forced huggings
• Starbucks bans in-store porn watching
• Scooter rider nailed by driver
• Man claims veganism is a religion, sues former employee
• Expert of the Day: Carrie Lukas, president of IWF, on the real gender wage gap

Daily Show Prep - Friday November 30, 2018

• Another Obama-appointed judge rules against Trump and sanctuary cities
• LWM giddy over Trump gotcha, but they have nothing
• NPR: DJTJ's testimony conflicts with Cohen's
• NPR blatantly lied
• Five 'big' things Mueller's looking at
• Former Trump associate says 'Putin Penthouse' was just a 'marketing conversation'
• The truth about the new climate report
• Two more women accuse global warming guru of sexual misconduct
• Jackson Browne calls for boycott of Marriott over use of plastic
• UN Secretary: Rise of nationalism threatens fight against climate change
• This decade's snow cover highest on record
• Long term temp records contradict GISS's temp record
• The evidence for global cooling
• Ex-Shell exec: Obama had nothing to do with America's oil boom
• Key Clinton operative jailed for corruption
• Google employees debated burying conservative media
• Nashville police union blasts Amazon deal as 'corporate welfare'
• Migrant mother says she was pressured to storm border by Soros-backed group
• Illegals in 42 states
• ICE slams NJ over new rules limiting police cooperation
• Federal employees warned not to talk 'resistance' at work
• Opinion: Khashoggi is no hero, and neither is the WashPo
• MS more prosperous than Europe
• Nashville mayor want participate in Christmas parade if Kid Rock in grand marshal
• So Nashville kicks the kid out
• 'Murphy Brown' episode features reporter who got attacked at Trump rally
• U. of TX professor punished for calling police on disruptive student
• Harvard professor: Healthy portion of fries should only include six
• Radio station pulls 'Baby, It's Cold Outside' because of 'predatory undertones'
• Dominatrix specializes in turning 'white, right-wing' men into socialists
• Nine Inch Nails frontman's claim Ted Cruz ask to be on guest list was made up
• Guest: Dan Gainor from Newsbusters on media pushing false idea that climate change will cause economic harm
• Expert of the Day: David Bossie, co-author of Trump's Enemies, on Michael Cohen and other Trump-related issues

Daily Show Prep - Thursday November 29, 2018

• Cohen pleads guilty to lying about Russia development project
• Trump denies pursuing Moscow real estate project
• Dershowitz: New Cohen guilty plea example of Mueller probe 'creating' crimes
• Feds raid Trump tax attorney's office
• Sorting out the Roger Stone-Jerome Corsi saga
• Corsi fed Trump's legal team info on Mueller probe
• Corsi to sue Mueller
• Guardian report a hoax, Manafort passport shows no UK trips
• Trump threatens to declassify 'devastating' docs about Dems
• One-third of caravaners are being treated for health issues
• Tear-gassed mom in viral photo has 9 children, 1 living in U.S.
• Border Patrol busts MS-13 caravaner
• Stormy: Avenatti sued Trump against my wishes
• ABC, CBS ignore the story
• NY Times beats the drum of impending economic doom
• Soros' Open Society driven out of Turkey amid probe of terrorist ties
• NASA chief says U.S. will have manned presence on moon within 10 years
• Researchers say it would be cheap and doable to dim sun to fight global warming
• Dick's Sporting Goods admits suffering gun policy backlash as sales slide
• China halts work by team on gene-edited babies
• 16 postal workers busted for delivering cocaine
• Payless fools shoppers with fake store
• Two-foot squirrels in NC
• Scientists ate Lego heads to see how long it would take to poop them out
• Expert of the Day: Anna Giaritelli from the Washington Examiner about the MS-13 member inside the caravan

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday November 28, 2018

• Manafort lawyer is said to have briefed Trump attorneys
• Cindy Hyde-Smith wins senate seat in MS
• Some migrants in Tijuana regret joining caravan
• Eight-time deported drug mule gets 5 years for re-entering illegally
• One of the most miserable starts to winter on record
• Al Gore to host 24-hour climate change TV special
• Dems still push for carbon tax
• CNN's Sciutto on climate change: We don't want to slowly burn to death
• Study: Liberals 'patronize' minorities
• Antifa member charged with assault of Marine
• WashPo places story about Kavanaugh returning to coach girls basketball in 'public safety' section
• Senior Hillary advisor goes on pants-less rant against Trump advisor
• Husband hates Trump, but not enough
• Opening Bill & Hillary Show plays to half-empty arena
• Hillary's coughing fit returns
• House Dems nominate San Fran Nan as next speaker
• Obama: America has a 'great smugness' about wealth and status
• University hands out hockey pucks for defense against active shooters
• Google has plan to eliminate mosquitos around the world
• Lib conspiracy theorists falsely names Parkland survivor as Russian spy
• Electric scooter riders are flooding ERs
• 'Fearless Girl' relocated on Wall Street
• Murphy Brown reboot cancelled
• NPR fires film critic over 'Last Tango' rape joke
• Woman passes gas in store, then pulls knife on offended customer
• Irish soccer team fakes death of player to avoid next game
• Expert of the Day: Kimberly Fletcher with Moms for America gives a first-hand account of what's really going on at the border

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 27, 2018

• The Guardian says Manafort held secret talks with Assange
• Wikileaks is suing the Guardian for 'entirely fabricated story'
• Mueller's office says Manafort broke his cooperation deal
• Corsi and Stone at odds over Wikileaks
• Trump threatens to cut GM's subsidies after layoff announcement
• Six years ago Obama promised to buy a Chevy Volt
• The Volt is dead
• House committee reviewing Twitter CEO's testimony for false statements
• Nooses and 'hate' signs left outside MS capitol before run-off election
• Obama used tear gas at least 80 times at border
• CNN does piece on the ill effects of tear gas on children
• Migrant mom impaled after climbing border wall
• Andrea Mitchell: Trump 'demonizing' migrants by calling them 'a caravan'
• Book: Trump says if his name weren't Trump many would say he 'blows Ronald Reagan away'
• Trump ripped Obama for spying on his campaign
• Sarah Sanders denounces new climate change report
• Study: Online lending hasn't removed discrimination
• Pro-Trump comedian opens up about getting death threats
• Surprise! China's richest man is also member of Communist Party
• Historical society apologizes for 'Dreaming of a white Dorchester' card
• Charlie Brown Thanksgiving is now racist
• Sleeping pilot overflies Australian destination
• Google's Gmail sentence finisher won't predict gender for fear of offending
• Vegans clash with diners at steak house
• Meet the world's biggest cow
• School apologizes after students recite Pledge of Allegiance...in Spanish
• Public defender has Twitter freak out over toy cop set given to son
• Phil's tribute to veterans that a caller was talking about: I Never Served
• Guest: Daniel Turner, president of Power the Future, on the new climate change report
• Expert of the Day: Sheriff David Clarke from America First Action PAC on lawlessness at the border

Daily Show Prep - Monday November 26, 2018

• Invasion of illegals causes border shutdown
• Dem senator tweets outrage over the use of 'chemical weapons' (it was tear gas)
• Rihanna accuses the U.S. of 'terrorism'
• Elijah Cummings says U.S. must let migrants enter
• Nielsen: 'DHS will not tolerate this type of lawlessness'
• Thousands more on the way
• Ocasio-Cortez compares caravan to Jews fleeing the Holocaust
• Yuma Sector agents assaulted by caravaner
• Flashback: Obama-era Border Patrol agent shot and killed rock thrower, no outrage
• Dershowitz: Mueller report will be politically 'devastating'
• Opinion: Trump is right about Obama judges and Roberts is in denial
• Chinese researcher claims first gene-edited baby
• Corsi rejects Mueller plea deal
• Another anti-Kavanaugh Dem investigated for sexual misconduct
• SCOTUS leans toward allowing antitrust suit against Apple
• Cyber Monday is overshadowed by economic outlook
• Twitter now clamping down on calling trans people by wrong names
• But it's still full of hardcore porn
• NY Times op-ed reveals painful truth about sex change
• Driver targets Jews in L.A.
• Sierra Club blames Ca. fires on global warming
• Experts say new government climate report is false
• Ignores drought in hurricanes
• Meanwhile, much of central Plains and Great Lakes region under blizzard warning
• Greatest two-year global cooling in 100 years and media ignore it
• Record cold hits North America
• Chevy Volt bombs, thousands laid off
• Record snow in Illinois
• Nearly 130 Chicago public school employees ousted over background checks
• White House petition wants to see Jim Acosta seated next to Alex Jones
• Science fiction writer says 'Lord of the Rings' is racist
• Kevin Hart attacked over 'Cowboys and Indians' birthday party
• Expert of the Day: Steven Nelson from the Washington Examiner on Trump naming a panel to investigate the intelligence community