Daily Show Prep - Wednesday December 12, 2018

• Mikey the Rat gets 3 years in the slammer
• Judge Nap says federal prosecutors will indict Trump
• Trump says the people would revolt if he were impeached
• Incoming NY AG vows to investigate Trump family
• FBI recommended Flynn not have lawyer present, didn't warn of false statement consequences
• Judge rules companies don't have to comply with Obamacare birth control mandate
• Caravaners demand $50,000 each from U.S. to go home
• Leader is a suspect in bombing that targeted U.S. military
• New border wall stops 1,000 migrants who rushed the border
• Dem rep wants to control the content of free speech, but he can't
• Kellyanne Conway: Ocasio-Cortez 'doesn't seem to know much about anything'
• Trump's AG pick is an illegal immigration hardliner
• UN begs China to save the planet from warming
• Daily Caller asks climate accord backers to ban private jets
• Strasbourg killer yelled 'Allahu Akbar'
• Findings show school, police messed up in Parkland shooting
• Mika uses homophobic slur to describe Mike Pompeo
• Then she apologizes
• Middle schooler forced to change 'Trump' name after years of bullying
• Ca. considers text-messaging tax
• University calls for 'minority only' spaces on campus
• Taylor Swift uses face recognition at her concerts to check for stalkers
• Expert of the Day: Jerome Corsi on his being bullied by Mueller investigators