Daily Show Prep - Wednesday January 31, 2018

• San Fran Nan's sour face at SOTU goes viral
• Gutierrez triggered by 'USA!' chants, flees chamber
• Now we know the Congressional Black Carcass doesn't give a damn about black folks
• Trump scorches NFL kneelers
• ACLU complains that Trump used 'America' more than 80 times
• Trump: 'Americans are dreamers, too'
• Mika goes nuts on Frank Luntz
• CBS viewers give Trump 75 percent approval on speech
• Americans are turning against Trump-hating celebrities
• Joe Kennedy say it wasn't drool, it was ChapStick
• Kennedy panders to DREAMers by speaking Spanish
• Train carrying GOP members of Congress hits garbage truck
• Liberal author makes fun of accident
• DOJ IG focused on McCabe's role in final weeks of 2016 election
• Liberal media try to spin Strzok's role in Weiner laptop as impartial FBI agent 
• Trey Gowdy leaving Congress
• Gowdy approached for federal judgeship
• Private jobs up 234,000 in January
• Female Air Force tech sergeant suspended after complaining about black females with attitudes
• Man charged with marrying 6 women to evade immigration laws
• Putin uses bird of prey to take down ISIS drones
• Paramount fires director mid-production for inappropriate conduct
• Mel Gibson planning sequel to 'Passion'
• Virgin Atlantic offers 'love suites' on NY flights
• Blood moon triggers satanic sex rituals
• CDC director resigns after buying tobacco stocks
• Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner on SOTU

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday January 30, 2018

• What to expect at the SOTU address
• Everything you need to know about the speech
• Dems panic over avalanche of good economic news
• Congressman calls for illegals attending SOTU to be arrested
• Pelosi: SOTU should focus on Trump's 'slobbering self'
• Trump wants FISA memo released right after SOTU address
• DeSantis says Adam Schiff is using the 'Chewbacca defense' for the FISA memo
• McCabe's departure from FBI tied to IG investigation
• FBI assessing second dossier written by Clinton operative
• Home prices surge to new high
• Airbnb trolls Trump on building the wall, sh**hole comment
• Scientist claims a human/chimp hybrid was born 100 years ago, killed by panicked doctors
• 'Glee' star found dead after pleading guilty to child porn
• U.S. releases footage of Russian jet buzzing military jet
• McDonald's to build 1,000 new stores because of tax cuts
• Lab-bred mosquitoes to be turned loose on Miami
• Humane Society CEO accused of sexual harassment
• Study: Men more attractive when desired by other women
• Flight with 85 plumbers aboard forced to return to airport...over broken toilet
• Man survives 300-foot car plunge off Malibu cliff
• United Airlines denies crazy woman's request to bring aboard her emotional support peacock

Daily Show Prep - Monday January 29, 2018

• House Intel committee votes to release FISA memo
• McCabe out at FBI
• Caught leaking after admitting Trump collusion was 'bulls**t'
• Feinstein, Schiff claim supporting release of FISA memo aligns you with Russia
• NY Post reporter says Steele lied to FBI
• Trump allegedly called McCabe's wife a loser, uh, because she lost an election
• Grammy ratings at all-time low
• Sales up for companies, wages up for workers
• Russian jet flies to within 5 feet of Navy plane
• U.S. soldiers accidentally reveal secret bases with jogging app
• Woman says Walmart locked African American hair products behind glass, hires Gloria Allred
• Could be lowest temps ever recorded in Super Bowl host city
• Climate bullies attempt to oust Trump supporter from Natural History Museum
• EU will destroy whole forests...to save them
• More Arctic cold coming to U.S.
• Dem congressman calls ICE the Gestapo of America
• FCC chairman opposes government-built 5G network to fend off Chinese spying
• Ben Carson sued by atheists
• Over $4m stolen from Japanese crypto exchange
• Indians drop Chief Wahoo logo
• Mexico deploys military to high murder areas
• Expert of the Day: Jamie McIntyre from the Washington Examiner on Trump's air war intensifying against the terrorists

Daily Show Prep - Friday January 26, 2018

• Dow sets new record
• Trump in Davos: America is open for business
• Trump poised for clash with DOJ over FISA memo
• Assistant AG is urging Nunes to keep FISA memo under wraps
• FedEx announces wage increases, bonuses because of tax cuts
• Growing number of children dying from flu
• Anti-Trumper Jemele Hill fired from ESPN
• Google Home doesn't know who Jesus is

Daily Show Prep - Thursday January 25, 2018

• DOJ recovers missing text messages between Strzok and Page
• Grassley releases damning text regarding Hillary interview
• Trump storms Davos
• Rachel Madcow has the real reason why Trump's in Davos
• How Obama made sure Hillary was not indicted
• Heritage Foundation rates Trump's first year better than Reagan's
• Home Depot employees to get $1,000 bonus
• Pelosi still calls it 'crumbs'
• Trump says he'll talk to Mueller under oath
• Mueller may have helped cover up Florida Saudi family's connection to 9/11
• Comey tries to claim that professor he leaked to was his lawyer
• 500 ex-DACA criminals still at large in U.S.
• Ca. considers $1,000 fine for waiters offering plastic straw
• French men face $100 fines for complimenting women
• Dirt people push for meat tax
• Sandwiches now blamed for global warming
• Evidence mounts of Obama's involvement in D'Souza case
• Assange's health is in dangerous condition
• Mohammed to be most popular baby name in Germany
• Doomsday clock moves closer to midnight
• NEA funding 'Jerry Springer: The Opera'
• Crazy lib study: 'Cuckolding' can be positive for some couples
• Classic! Motorist praises Bill Clinton and he loves it until he asks 'THE' question
• Guest: Andrew Egger from the Weekly Standard on Trump meeting with Mueller
• Expert of the Day: Michelle Owens with Stop Abusive & Violent Environmentalists on #MeToo infiltrating our justice system

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday January 24, 2018

• Republicans escalate investigation of FBI in possible attempted coup
• Evidence suggests a massive scandal
• John Fraud Kerry tells Palestinian official Trump won't be in office long
• FBI texts lost because of 'misconfiguration issues'
• FBI says thousands of bureau cellphones affected by glitch that erased texts
• Judicial Watch sues DOJ for text messages
• Analysis finds no Russian bots behind #ReleaseTheMemo
• House Intel Dems preparing their own memo
• Dems double down on Trump dossier
• Angry illegals converge on Schumer's home
• Trump to offer immigration framework on Monday
• Germany introduces 'Safe Shorts' for women to ward off attacks by migrants
• JP Morgan chief says Trump tax cuts will lead to boom this year
• Twitter censoring accounts around the world at request of governments
• Justice Dept. demands documents from sanctuary cities
• Ugandan president praises Trump over 'sh**hole countries' comment
• Member of far right party in Germany converts to Islam
• Macron to Davos: Share the wealth
• Scientists buried in snow at Davos while lecturing on global warming
• Gore agrees with Trump on solar panel tariffs
• Three new papers link climate change to solar activity
• 18 years ago they told us snow would be rare
• How NOAA/NASA doctored temps to show global warming
• Tesla stock slides as Trump considers new emissions standards
• Earthquake fault runs through Rodeo Drive shopping district
• Grandma the Clown resigns over underage pornographic pictures
• Newsweek editor says pedophilia sometimes 'leads to great art'
• Firearm maker Weatherby moving from Ca. to Wyoming
• Apple killing off iPhone X
• Goddell: Social justice campaign between NFL, players 'just the beginning'
• New wearable devices can spot cancer before it occurs
• Lazy lifestyles cause surge in serious illness
• Obesity is contagious? Please
• Another case of Tamiflu hallucinations
• Amazon's Alexa predicts Eagles win in Super Bowl
• Expert of the Day: Maria Espinoza from The Remembrance Project says "hell, no" to DACA

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday January 23, 2018

• Strzok, Page reference 'secret society' within FBI that met day after election
• Sessions announces DOJ probe of missing text messages
• Strzok saw no 'there there' in Trump Russia probe
• FBI official says agents threatened Trump
• House Intel moving closer to releasing FISA memo
• Trump is inclined to approve the release if the Intel committee approves it
• Mueller interviewed James Comey sometime last year
• FBI Director Wray sacks Comey's former chief-of-staff
• Mueller worked with radical Islamists to purge offensive training docs
• Schumer withdraws offer on Trump's wall
• Dems feebly try to still blame Trump for shutdown
• Meathead says shutdown was because of Republican racism
• BSNBC producer: So many of us are proud of Dick Turbin
• One dead in KY school shooting
• Lefties goes nuts over GOP senators 'beautiful girls' comment
• Cherokees want to see proof of Sen. Warren's Indian claims
• Alyssa Milano says women aren't equal under the Constitution
• Ice loss in Greenland due to heat loss from Earth
• 125,000 Disney employees to receive $1,000 bonuses
• Bitcoin crash doesn't threaten economy
• Senior al-Qaeda calls for killing Jews over Trump's Jerusalem decision
• Man threatens to kill CNN employees over fake news
• Teacher strips naked, chases students
• Idris Elba: James Bond could be a black woman
• Saudi Arabia disqualifies camels from beauty contest for using Botox
• Expert of the Day: Jack Crowe from the Daily Caller on the FBI losing agents' text messages

Daily Show Prep - Monday January 22, 2018

• Dems cave
• Senate votes to reopen the government, bill goes to the House
• Polls suggest shutting down government not good for Dems
• Republicans bouncing back in polls after tax cuts
• Dems energized by #Resistance
• Lindsey Grahamnesty takes aim at Trump's hardline immigration advisor
• Illegal enablers complain about border patrol kicking over water jugs they left for illegals
• More texts from rogue FBI agent
• Texts reveal Lynch was coordinating with Comey in Hillary investigation
• Trump attorney reveals stunning timeline of 'missing' texts
• DOJ IG says he got the texts back in August
• Sessions says they'll get to the bottom of the missing texts
• Why hasn't the FISA memo been released
• "Americans will be surprised how bad it is," GOP member says
• Trump slaps tariffs on solar panels, washing machines
• Another school shooting
• The Bitcoin crash begins
• Customers angry after Bank of America tightens free checking rules
• Ca. to register illegals to vote automatically
• Rare rebellion in NoKo
• Weather Channel founder, climate skeptic, John Coleman dies at 83
• Trust in social media hits record low
• Rupert Murdoch proposes a carriage fee for news featured on Facebook
• Study: Female family members the most difficult in our lives
• Salt causing damage all across Canada
• Preschool chairs are sexist
• Expert of the Day: Jenny Beth Martin from Tea Party Patriots on Americans diggin' the tax cuts

Daily Show Prep - Friday January 19, 2018

• FISA memo rocks DC
• Could mean removal of senior government officials
• FBI may have paid expenses for Trump dossier author
• Comey to teach ethical leadership class
• The government shutdown is in the Senate's court
• Here's what closes, what doesn't
• Trump meets with Chuckie Schumer
• Schumer says progress but no deal
• Majority of Americans don't want shutdown, don't care about DACA
• Tom Cotton bites back at Lindsey Graham after 'Steve King' dig
• Stock market gains best since FDR
• Flu may be spread just by breathing
• Another kid suffers hallucinations from taking Tamiflu
• Ca. AG warns employers not to help ICE
• More classified info on Hillary's server
• Another hate crime turns out to be a hoax
• Wealthy exodus from Ca. worries Dems
• Malfunction triggers sirens at NC nuke plant
• Stormy Daniels launches 'Make America Horny Again' tour
• Italians on pace to become minority in their own country
• The new craze? Eating Tide Pods
• Drunk driver busted after trying to order a burrito from a bank teller
• Man punches himself in the face to avoid breathalyzer
• Sushi lover pulls 5-foot tapeworm from his own body
• Crazy Californians are buying Oregon spring water for nearly $9 a gallon
• Expert of the Day: Jim Antle from Washington Examiner on President Trump addressing the pro-life rally

Daily Show Prep - Thursday January 18, 2018

• Rep. DeSantis: House intel report raises serious questions about Obama DOJ, Comey FBI
• Rep. Gaetz calls for release of shocking secret FISA memo
• Jobless claims lowest since 1973
• Oakland mayor says she'll go to jail to protect sanctuary city
• Massive Bay area ICE raid coming
• Trump contradicts his chief of staff on immigration stand
• The highly anticipated 'Fake News Awards' are here
• DOJ claims 'glitch' to blame for missing Clinton/Lynch tarmac documents
• FBI investigating if Russians gave money to NRA which helped Trump win election
• House report concludes Awans made 'unauthorized access' to congressional servers
• FBI investigating shady Aussie contributions to Clinton Foundation
• Fox editor says CNN story about Fox spiking Trump/porn actress affair is false
• NY guv targets hedge fund managers with 'fairness tax'
• LWM confused over Trump's straight-forward position on children's insurance program
• Facebook finally gets around to appointing first black board member
• Newsweek offices raided by Manhattan DA's office
• Global warming! Snow in ALL 50 STATES!
• Study: Worst-case global warming scenario not credible
• NASA scientists say future temps will create the 'impression of global warming hiatus'
• Venezuelans throwing away money because it's worthless
• Gender dysphoria part of bigger kray-kray picture
• Elon professor narcs on people she considers 'white supremacists'
• APB issued by campus police for man who posted 'It's OK to be white' fliers
• Al-Qaeda bomb instructions are a free download at Barnes & Noble website
• Expert of the Day: Saagar Enjeti, White House correspondent for the Daily Caller, says California neck stabber was deported 7 times

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday January 17, 2018

• Record-breaking cold across the South
• Meanwhile, Newsweek wants to know if 'Big Oil' can be sued for causing global warming
• Dem AGs sue EPA
• Gang of Six immigration bill unlikely to advance
• Trump slams the proposal
• Stock market optimism highest in 32 years
• Apple giving $2,500 in stock awards because of the new tax law
• White House says House intel panel broke agreement on Bannon questions
• FBI agent shared Russia probe info with Christopher Steele
• Jeff Flake compares Trump's attacks on 'fake news' to Stalin
• Media go nuts over Trump's awards
• NBC: He's not quite Stalin but his 'Fake News Awards' should scare us
• Most Americans can't think of an objective news source
• Visa lottery winner offered to kill Obama for ISIS
• Majority of Americans think Trump's 'sh**hole' comment was not racist
• 20 years ago Drudge broke the Monica Lewinsky story
• Porn star says Trump compared her to Ivanka after 'generic sex'
• CNN predicts Trump heart attack in "3 to 5 years"
• Meteor in Michigan causes earthquake
• 'Potentially hazardous' asteroid hurling our way
• Federal employees bummed over having to actually come in to work
• Did Bitcoin just burst?
• SCOTTeVEST CEO says he advertises on Fox News because viewers are gullible idiots
• SCOTTeVEST response
• Password for Hawaii emergency agency on Post-it note in photo
• Ohio State course reprimands white heterosexual masculinity
• Google app matches your face with famous paintings
• Gay couple sues Vistaprint over "threatening" Bible verses
• Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry, Washington Examiner, says Trump is teasing media with the mystery surrounding the 'Fake News Awards'

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday January 16, 2018

• Dow sets yet another record
• Homeland Secretary Nielsen says she never heard Trump utter 'sh**hole'
• She says Trump doesn't have the authority to extend DACA
• CNN aired 195 uses of 'sh**hole'
• Cory Booker had 'tears of rage' over Trump's comment
• Flashback: Jesse Jackson praises Trump for 'lifetime of service' to blacks
• Conan to take his show to Haiti
• Eye-bleeding fever outbreak reported in second African country
• Detroit man living in U.S. deported after 30 years
• California leads the nation in poverty
• Trailers for homeless planned for LA
• New California declares independence from the rest of the state
• GOP leaders struggle to avert government shutdown amid immigration fight
• Trump appeals DACA decision to SCOTUS
• President Trump undoing Obama legacy
• Mueller subpoenas Bannon
• Bitcoin likely being manipulated
• White House doctor: Trump's 'overall health is excellent'
• Soros fights back against the anti-globalists
• Flu epidemic blankets America
• After Hawaii, Japan issues missile false alarm
• Jamie Lee Curtis blames false alarm in Hawaii on Trump
• Thermometer in world's coldest village breaks as temps plunge to -80F
• Comic book convention bans actor Kevin Sorbo over his friendship with Sean Hannity
• U.S. oil production set to break new record
• Cops investigate singer Seal for groping
• Amazon's plan to put a camera and microphone in every bedroom
• Seattle's soft drink tax forcing stores to direct customers to locations outside the city
• College says sign color-coding pink for girls, blue for boys is a 'bias incident'
• Supermarket clerk fired for trying to stop shoplifter
• Animal rights nuts want to commemorate death of 1,500 chickens killed in a crash
• Are you micro-cheating?
• Guest: Actor Kevin Sorbo responds to comic con that banned him because he's friends with Hannity
• Guest: Brad Meltzer, author of 'I am Harriet Tubman'

Daily Show Prep - Friday January 12, 2018

• Trump slams Senate immigration plan
• 90 percent of workers will see more money in paycheck next month
• California is in revolt
• Trump denies 'sh*%hole' comment but admits 'tough' language'
• Senators dispute Dem claim about Trump's comment
• Former CIA director says Lady Liberty is weeping over Trump's comments
• Trump says he should record future meetings with Dems
• Hillary blasts Trump's remarks
• James Woods answers Chelsea's snide Trump troll on Twitter
• CNN goes 'sh*%hole' crazy
• CNN makes Trump's point
• Botswana wants to know if it's a sh*%hole
• Trump called 'Nazi,' 'Evil,' 'KKK'
• U.S. ambassador to Panama resigns before the comment
• WJS: Trump's lawyer paid off porn star who had sexual encounter with Trump
• Trump AND the woman deny it
• Hoyer calls Pelosi's 'five white guys' comment offensive
• The new #MeToo economy
• Reason for pay difference for Michelle Williams and Mark Wahlberg revealed. Duh.
• Kneeling protest planned for Vikings-Saints playoff game
• Surgeon escapes jail time after branding initials in woman's liver
• Expert of the Day: Philip Wegman from the Washington Examiner on Trump's comments

Daily Show Prep - Thursday January 11, 2018

• Trump calls Haiti, African countries 'sh*&holes'
• ICE raids 7-Eleven stores in 17 states
• Federal judge's ruling on DACA complicates Congressional immigration bill
• Wal-Mart raises hourly wages in wake of new tax law
• Capital One raises minimum wage to $15
• Twitter is 'shadow banning' users people they don't like
• One alternative to Twitter
• Trump renews call for Internet retailers to collect sales tax
• Dirt people now admitting that cold snap was not caused by global warming
• OMG! Montana barley fields become front line for climate change
• Singer Seal slams Oprah for being part of the sexual abuse problem
• Pew: Muslims will outnumber Jews in the U.S. by 2040
• Julian Assange gets Ecuadoran passport
• Story about banned 'seven words' at the CDC turns out to be bogus
• Crazed man jumps on subway tracks for 'social justice'
• Amazon founder now richest human ever
• Expert of the Day: Jim Antle from the Washington Examiner says Trump has managed to make both sides of the DACA issue mad

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday January 10, 2018

• What happened at the Trump immigration meeting
• Opinion: Trump is no dealmaker on immigration
• China may slow purchases of U.S. Treasuries
• Trump's attorney sues Fusion GPS and BuzzFeed over dossier
• Trump denies he's considering a 'bloody nose' attack on NoKo
• SoKo credits Trump for talks with NoKo
• Rasmussen has Oprah leading Trump by 10
• White men who can't find work feel discriminated against
• Sheriff Joe in dead heat in GOP primary race
• Michael Douglas denies sexual harassment accusation
• James Franco addresses sexual misconduct allegations
• James Rosen left Fox News amid accusations
• Washington State guv says we have 59 days to save children from global warming
• Prince Charles extends 100-month climate tipping point to 35 years
• Hawking: Earth will become unbearably boiling hot
• Another imam in the U.S. calls for killing Jews
• Idiot Huma calls off divorce with Weiner
• Yelp accused of hiding positive reviews from business that don't buy ads
• Claim: Birds are stressed by noise pollution, suffer from PTSD
• Seattle imposes 'sin tax' on soft drinks
• Man sentencing for marrying his step-daughter
• Federal court strikes down NC's congressional map due to gerrymandering
• Federal judge dismisses suit against Alabama's voter ID law
• De Niro launches into rant on Trump calling him 'jerk-off-in-chief' and worse
• The top 'Why do' questions in each state according to Google
• Expert of the Day: Melanie Morgan of MediaEqualizer.com is trying to draft James Woods to run for governor of California

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday January 9, 2018

• Steve Bannon steps down from Breitbart News
• Small business confidence at record high
• Optimism about job market at record high
• Major restaurant company announces $20 million investment in workforce
• FBI agents' text messages spur congressional probe into possible news leaks
• Trump suggests two-phase immigration deal
• How Israel successfully stopped illegal immigration
• Dems release transcript of Fusion GPS co-founder
• Celebs think Oprah is their savior, Post says we don't need another celebrity president
• Sheriff Joe running for Jeff Flake's senate seat
• Anti-Trump book author may have left himself open to lawsuits
• CNN wants to know why Trump isn't getting a mental health exam
• Dem to introduce 'Stable Genius Act'
• Google now fact-checking conservative sites, not liberal ones
• Professor predicts climageddon in the next eight years
• Trump signs EO expanding broadband to rural areas
• Susan Collins and Angus King join Dems to bring back Obama's net neutrality
• Satanism on the rise
• Pole-dancing robot strippers spice up Vegas tech event
• Muscles grown in the lab
• Dolly Parton's Dixie Stampede to drop 'Dixie' from name
• Expert of the Day: Dr. Alan Mendoza from the Henry Jackson Society on the announced reduction in the UN's operating budget

Daily Show Prep - Monday January 8, 2018

• NBC tweets 'nothing but respect for our future president' Oprah
• Oprah actively thinking about running in 2020
• Wolff brags his book will 'finally bring down this president'
• Bannon clarifies his comments, not aimed at Don, Jr.
• Wikileaks offers entire book online
• Tapper cuts off Trump advisor, Stephen Miller, on CNN
• NAAPC calls for a 'snowflake' protest of Donald Trump
• Yale shrink who's leading charge that Trump's crazy wants to 'contain' him for evaluation
• At least 18 presidents suffered from mental disorders and were not removed from office
• Trump gives 250,000+ Salvadorans notice to become legal residents or go back home
• Actress blasts Golden Globe actresses who wore black but were silent about harassment
• 3 actresses didn't get the memo on the black dresses
• 'Nashville' star wears 'poverty is sexist' sweater to awards
• DC press corp knew for a full year Hillary was behind Trump dossier
• Fusion GPS sues to keep dossier documents hidden
• Trump goes in for first physical exam as president
• Sahara Desert covered in 15 inches of snow
• Global warming is not causing the harsh winter
• Expert finds polar bears are doing just fine
• Court sanctions dirt people lawyers for frivolous lawsuit
• Professor: Meritocracy is a 'tool of whiteness'
• Two fired Google employees sue for discrimination because they're conservative
• Pay gap at Clinton Foundation was $190,000
• Embezzlement plagues union offices around U.S.
• Meltdown at JFK: Delays, broken equipment, fist fights
• American tourist ODs on Viagra, gets naked, throws his own feces
• Pelosi's son partied with the Trumps at Mar-a-Lago on New Year's Eve
• Grand jury takes sworn testimony in case against BernMe's wife
• Dems push women to run for office, but only Jewish and Muslim women
• Czech president: Rise of Muslims led to significant increase of crime in Europe
• Study: Vaping carries 'minimum health and safety concerns'
• Expert of the Day: Brian Kilmeade on his new book on Andrew Jackson

Daily Show Prep - Friday January 5, 2018

• FBI opens new investigation in Clinton Foundation
• White House counsel tried to stop Sessions from recusing himself
• Mueller's 'pit bull' under scrutiny as Rosenstein turns over documents to Nunes
• Author of hit piece on Trump White House has spotty record
• Says he can't be sure if it's all accurate
• He said 'what was ever necessary to get the story'
• Book: OMG! Trump lied about his height
• GOP senators want criminal investigation of Trump dossier author
• Sporting News says Trump's 'thumbs up' gesture means 'white power'
• Geraldo excoriates questions of Trump's mental fitness
• Apple likely to repatriate $200 billion because of Trump tax law
• Idiot Gov. Cuomo sues over Trump law claiming 'double taxation'
• Claire McCaskill dodges questions after local bank doles out bonuses because of tax law
• Trump shatters 14-year manufacturing record
• Frigid weather shatters more records
• Gore says bitter cold is 'exactly what we should expect from the climate crisis'
• Meteorologist calls blaming cold snap on climate change 'witchcraft,' 'climate ambulance chasing'
• Washington State guv proposes another carbon tax
• Anvil Joe Biden on Howard Dean: 'I can take him physically'
• Newspaper publisher resigns after allegation of spanking a reporter...in the 1970s
• Ben Vereen apologizes for inappropriate conduct
• Single-payer crisis in U.K.: NHS cancels 50,000 surgeries amid 'third world' conditions
• Health insurance in U.S. will soon be sold across state lines
• ADHD drugs tied to birth defects
• Nutty libs at CNN label 'Thomas the Tank Engine' fascist
• Transgender guy wants to be sent to the women's prison
• U. of Ga. GBLTs issue guidelines for addressing confused dressers
• Expert of the Day: Keith Koffler, author of Bannon biography, on the Trump/Bannon feud

Daily Show Prep - Thursday January 4, 2018

• Bannon loses pro-Trump benefactor
• Bannon has new Chinese benefactor
• Part of anti-Trump book proven to be false
• White House blasts new book as 'tabloid gossip'
• U.S. imposes new sanctions on Iran
• Iran blames protests on Trump's tweets
• Trump expands offshore oil and gas drilling
• Freedom caucus leaders call for Sessions to step down
• Sessions may take another look at Hillary scandal
• East Coast blitzed by fast-moving winter storm
• Record-breaking cold continues
• Lightning deaths at all-time low despite Gore's claim of increase due to global warming
• Flashback 2000: 'Snowfalls are now just a thing of the past'
• 7 new papers predict global cooling, another Little Ice Age
• The real climate deniers: Alarmists try to explain why bitter cold is our fault
• One size fits all: 'Global warming did it!'
• NOAA predicting we'll run out of chocolate because of global warming
• ABC's Brian Ross doesn't return from suspension
• Media ignore Somali immigrant stabbing attack on Minnesota woman
• JFK's nephew says Rahm Emanuel is forcing black folks out of Chicago
• Philip Morris to try and kick the cigarette habit
• Bill Maher met with outrage over mocking infamous Al Franken groping photo
• Expert of the Day: Amber Athey from the Daily Caller on the Democrats endorsing the Marxist Antifa

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday January 3, 2018

• Bannon says Don, Jr. meeting with Russians 'treasonous'
• President Trump fires back at Bannon, he's 'lost his mind'
• Congressional investigators find irregularities in FBI's handing of Hillary e-mail case
• Manafort sues Robert Mueller
• Manufacturing surges to best in 14 years
• Trump's demand for border wall splits Republican lawmakers
• Power grid strains under bone-chilling cold
• More deep freeze on the way
• Snow hits Florida
• Update: Police hunting masked ISIS supporters who posed on NYC streets
• France's Macron proposes new law against 'fake news'
• Woman suffering from blood cancer recovers by taking turmeric
• Autonomous cars will spark war on driving
• Hipster clothing shop vandalized for having a teepee
• Canada Goose stock rises on news of 'bomb cyclone'
• Chelsea Clinton wishes Satanists a Happy New Year then backtracks
• Fire breaks out at Clintons' Chappaqua home
• Expert of the Day: Saraj Hashmi, Washington Examiner, on who may vie for Orrin Hatch's senate seat