Daily Show Prep - Friday January 19, 2018

• FISA memo rocks DC
• Could mean removal of senior government officials
• FBI may have paid expenses for Trump dossier author
• Comey to teach ethical leadership class
• The government shutdown is in the Senate's court
• Here's what closes, what doesn't
• Trump meets with Chuckie Schumer
• Schumer says progress but no deal
• Majority of Americans don't want shutdown, don't care about DACA
• Tom Cotton bites back at Lindsey Graham after 'Steve King' dig
• Stock market gains best since FDR
• Flu may be spread just by breathing
• Another kid suffers hallucinations from taking Tamiflu
• Ca. AG warns employers not to help ICE
• More classified info on Hillary's server
• Another hate crime turns out to be a hoax
• Wealthy exodus from Ca. worries Dems
• Malfunction triggers sirens at NC nuke plant
• Stormy Daniels launches 'Make America Horny Again' tour
• Italians on pace to become minority in their own country
• The new craze? Eating Tide Pods
• Drunk driver busted after trying to order a burrito from a bank teller
• Man punches himself in the face to avoid breathalyzer
• Sushi lover pulls 5-foot tapeworm from his own body
• Crazy Californians are buying Oregon spring water for nearly $9 a gallon
• Expert of the Day: Jim Antle from Washington Examiner on President Trump addressing the pro-life rally