Daily Show Prep - Wednesday February 28, 2018

• Trump blasts Sessions over lack of action on FISA investigation
• Sessions issues statement
• Judge rejects lawsuit seeking to stop border wall
• Oakland mayor tips off illegals to ICE raid
• Dick's ends sales of rifles that look like 'assault rifles'
• Liberals blast congressman who says guns could have saved Jews
• Bill to allow teachers to pack heat passes first hurdle in TN
• Hundreds gather at church for AR-15 blessing ceremony
• KY school district to allow teachers to conceal carry
• Teacher in custody after 'shots fired' at Ga. school
• Hope Hicks resigns as WH communications director
• Oprah says if God tells her to run she'll run
• Streisand thinks Hillary won in 2016
• Nancy Pelosi is the most conservative candidate in her primary
• Publicists to steer stars away from Ryan Seacrest on Oscars red carpet
• No jail for Texas teen who lied about being raped by 3 black men
• PBS to launch conservative talk show
• Expert of the Day: Jack Owens, 30-year FBI veteran, about the FBI in disarray

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday February 27, 2018

• Trump in for 2020
• 'Camera' Hogg attacks Trump as a draft dodger
• Chicago mayor wants state gun control
• Buffett says he won't boycott gun owners
• Obama official who helped Trump dossier author worked for Russians who bought Uranium One
• VA whistleblower wants Trump's help for Marines poisoned at Camp Lejeune
• China downplays lifetime Xi presidency
• Another liberal CEO who complained about GOP tax cuts quietly projects huge windfall
• Frightening: Nearly half of Americans support a universal basic income
• Kushner loses top secret access
• Judge sued for turning over illegal to ICE
• Woman opens fire at 'Black Panther' flick over assigned seats
• Bob Corker won't seek re-election
• Liberals have caused California's exploding homeless problem
• Teen charged with murder may blame acne medicine
• Karma for Mark Cuban
• Christians flogged in Indonesia for playing children's game that violates Islamic law
• Malibu bans restaurants from handing out plastic straws, stirrers, utensils
• Schwarzenegger, Kasich team up to 'reform' Ca. GOP
• Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist attacks prescription of OxyContin
• 'Success' on YouTube still means life of poverty
• Record cold in Europe
• Snow blankets London

Daily Show Prep - Monday February 26, 2018

• Congress returns amid pressure to ban guns
• Here are the companies boycotting the NRA
• FedEx will NOT drop NRA discount
• Broward sheriff faces mounting criticism for other deputies who didn't act, he denies it
• Florida guv opening probe
• 'Camera Hogg' blames Florida guv for cowardly deputy
• Florida gun show sees record attendance
• School to close after 'church' announces AR-15 ceremony
• Buffett now praises GOP tax cut after Berkshire sees $65 billion increase
• NoKo now wants to talk peace with the U.S.
• CNN boss is wanting of probe of Google and Facebook because CNN.com isn't making money?
• Community fights back as Ca. is overrun by homelessness
• CNN poll claims Dems winning generic congressional race
• Joy Behar on CPAC: Conservatives have a 'penchant for Nazis now'
• Bill Cosby's daughter dead at 44
• Rome blanketed by rare snow storm
• Man riding horse busted for DUI
• Heather Locklear arrested for domestic violence
• Barber beaten with bat over bad haircut
• Eating fruits, veggie, and whole grains cuts depression risk
• Fiat Chrysler exec saves lives by ramming Jeep car to save it from burning vehicle

Daily Show Prep - Friday February 23, 2018

• Now we learn 3 other deputies were outside Douglas school and wouldn't go in
• Trump's approval hits 50 percent
• Considers pulling ICE out of California
• Student sticks by his story that CNN wrote his question for him
• Second person accuses CNN of trying to direct narrative at town hall
• 17-year-old's school safety device in high demand
• Mueller indicts Manafort, Gates again
• In case you missed it: Mueller plagiarized Russian news article in indictments of 13 Russians
• Outrage over German figure skater skating to music from 'Schindler's List'
• Chinese government now controls Waldorf Astoria
• Nude photos of Nashville mayor found on lover's phone may be evidence of crime
• Lisa Marie says she's broke and she's suing her manager
• Marines lower standards for infantry officer course
• Canadian PM makes fool of himself in India
• But hardly as embarrassing as Illinois' governor drinking chocolate milk to promote diversity
• Someone murdered a goat yoga goat
• Scholars defend 'African American English' in new documentary
• Expert of the Day: Siraj Hashmi from the Washington Examiner says CPAC backs Trump's plan to arm teachers

Daily Show Prep - Thursday February 22, 2018

• Why isn't Christopher Steele being indicted just like the 13 Russians?
• SRO at Douglas high stood outside of the school and did nothing, has resigned
• Student claims CNN planted questions at gun town hall
• CNN's long history of planted questions
• Trump makes fun of gun-free zones
• Trump wants teachers to get paid more if they volunteer to protect kids with a gun
• Some Ohio school districts arm teachers
• Ohio Dems calling for 'semi-automatic ban'
• Florida teachers demand pension fund drop gunmaker stocks
• School superintendent charged with assault for not wanting student taken to hospital
• Broward deputies will carry AR-15's to guard the schools
• Jobless claims lowest since the '70s
• Border wall work begins
• Missouri guv indicted
• Canadian pulls silver medal from her neck after USA wins gold
• San Fran prisons implement reforms giving transgenders special treatment
• Chevy Chase in road rage incident
• Expert of the Day: Mario Lopez of the Hispanic Leadership Fund on the looming DACA fight

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday February 21, 2018

• How the 'Broward County Solution' may have cost 17 lives
• Parkland shooter always in trouble, never expelled
• Sheriff Clarke: Florida students' gun control push has Soros written all over it
• Parkland teen activists say NRA members are child murderers
• Shooter may get inheritance
• Dems scramble to find message in wake of tax cuts popularity
• Soaring economy could torpedo Dems in mid-terms
• Pelosi heckled: 'How much are you worth?'
• Billy Graham dead at the age of 99
• Jim Bakker is back preaching the Apocalypse
• Mueller asking if Manafort promised banker WH job in exchange for loans
• CNN harasses elderly woman over pro-Trump Facebook group
• Russian trolls' favorite pundit was BSNBC's Joy-Ann Reid
• MS-13 spreads to 22 states
• Rand Paul backs true conservatives in GOP primaries
• Tavis Smiley sues PBS for firing over harassment allegations
• GBLT Black Panther review: Where are the gays?
• Woman yells the n-word prompting halt of the movie
• Law professor: Climate lawsuits are losers
• More Arctic fraud found
• Jane Seymour poses for Playboy for third time at age 67
• Guest: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner on how the media see Trump as enemy of the state after Russia indictments
• Expert of the Day: Bryan Crabtree from Talk40.com on Trump endorsing Romney

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday February 20, 2018

• Mueller moves on Manafort and Gates lawyer
• Indictment shows probe has nothing to do with Trump
• Michael Moore participated in Russian-backed anti-Trump rally
• Man with a gun saves woman and daughter from estranged husband
• Trump asks Sessions to ban bump stocks
• Trump tweets anger Parkland survivors
• Students call for march on Washington
• Most Americans now support the GOP tax law
• More allegations against Ca. #MeToo activist
• LA homeless problem worsens
• Pelosi's district piled high with dirty needles and crap
• Ca. weighs permanent restrictions for water wasters
• Amazon's tracking wristbands raise ire of privacy experts
• The Russians were doping in curling at the Olympics. Yes, curling.
• Average American has 60 bad days a year
• Expert of the Day: Rich Noyes from MRC says CNN, BSNBC pushed Russian-backed anti-Trump rally

Daily Show Prep - Friday February 16, 2018

• Russians indicted by Mueller for trying to influence 2016 election
• Russians made fake Twitter handle for TN GOP
• Read the indictment: Russians tried to help Trump AND Bernie!
• Russians also organized against Trump
• FBI failed to investigate shooter tip
• Deputies called to shooter's home 39 times
• Killer says 'demon voices' told him to do it
• Shooter was not connected to white supremacist group
• Media blame Trump
• Murder rate by country
• Gun ownership by country
• In 1975, SCOTUS ruled that we couldn't keep crazy people locked up unless they were a danger to themselves or others
• Look at how many mass shootings we've had since SCOTUS turned loose the crazies
• White House rejects 'giant amnesty'
• Pro-illegal alien activists block DHS van
• CIA says public can't see info it's already given to some reporters
• Stocks on track for best week since 2011
• Goldman Sachs CEO gives Trump credit for economy
• Admiral warns we must prepare for war with China
• U.S. on track to meet Paris Climate standards because of fracking
• Food stamp fraud and the opioid epidemic
• Romney launches senate bid
• Flu season shows signs of leveling off
• Laura Ingraham telling LeBron to 'shut up and dribble' is racist?
• Oprah: God hasn't told me to run
• Half of Puerto Rico's housing was built illegally
• Justice Thomas decries victimhood culture
• U.S. preparing fleet of 'autonomous killer robots'
• UCLA hosted campus talk on 'toxic masculinity,' 10 people showed up
• Olympic ratings slide
• ISIS flag raised in place of U.S. flag at Utah school as prank
• Expert of the Day: David Barnes from Koch Network about GOP bailing out Obamacare

Daily Show Prep - Thursday February 15, 2018

• FBI was warned about Florida school shooter
• ADL says shooter had ties to white supremacist groups
• Trump aims to tackle 'the difficult issue of mental health'
• Football coach acted as human shield
• Trump threatens 25-cent gas tax
• Breathless CNN reports that Rick Gates is near plea deal with Mueller
• Google Chrome to automatically block annoying ads
• California #MeToo advocate hit with new claims of misconduct
• Iran spying on us using weaponized phone apps
• Processed foods are driving up cancer rates
• Radio host fired for sexual comments about teen Olympian
• Lock of George Washington's hair found in book
• White House aide quit because he smoked pot in 2013
• Japan building the world's tallest wooden skyscraper
• Expert of the Day: Dr. John Huber from Mainstream Mental Health talks about the mental state of the Florida school shooter

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday February 14, 2018

• Mass casualties reported at Florida school after gunman goes on rampage
• Here's what we know about the shooting
• Flashback: Liberals refuse to put gun-free sign in their own yard
• FBI director says all of China is a threat to U.S.
• Intelligence agencies warn don't use Chinese smartphones
• Three in custody after their SUV tries to breach NSA gate
• Third White House official resigns after not qualifying for security clearance
• Former FBI official on 'secret mission' to verify Trump dossier
• Kim Jong-un impersonator dragged out of Olympics
• ICE lawyer charged with stealing immigrants' IDs
• Romney to announce senate run via social media
• #MeToos distance themselves from Bill Clinton
• WEEI Boston to hold mandatory sensitivity training after Asian joke
• Stormy Daniels says she's now free to tell her story
• Army watchdog accused of groping women in his office
• NASA investigates prehistoric drawings of UFOs
• Homework assignment: Draw yourself as a slave
• Eco-terrorists say they're more afraid of climate change than prison
• Raging woman kicked off flight after throwing a fit over baby
• Teacher charged with child abuse for making kid stand for pledge
• Expert of the Day: Claudia Rosett from the Independent Women's Forum talks about the media's fascination with Kim Jong-un's sister

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday February 13, 2018

• Why healthy people are dying from the flu
• Government runs surplus in first month of tax cuts
• Mulvaney: Trump's budget doesn't not balance the budget
• Rubio bashes Obamacare payments in Trump budget
• Home prices hit records in almost two-thirds of cities
• Senate begins debate on fate of DREAMers
• Second federal judge blocks move to end DACA
• Another drunk illegal kills somebody
• Susan Rice's mysterious memo has Washington speculating
• 'The Judge' says only Obama could've made her write it
• Either Rice or Comey is lying
• Dems block Senate vote on sanctuary cities
• Venezuela's oil production is plummeting
• U.S. jet destroyed Russian tank in Syria
• Trump proposes Blue Apron-style overhaul for food stamps
• Trump's proposal to end food stamps sends dollar stores tumbling
• Tiny homes for homeless actually hurts instead of helps
• To you folks in tiny houses, this is how you do it
• Exxon going after lawyers in 'climate change denial' lawsuit
• Study claiming war caused by climate change turns out to be bogus
• EU to refuse trade deals with countries that don't sign Paris Climate Agreement
• The ignorant are outraged over Sessions' use of 'Anglo-American heritage'
• Iran accuses West of using lizards to spy
• Parents want custody of daughter to keep her from becoming a boy
• NBA Spurs coach says we live in a racist country
• Report: Omarosa Manigault was fired from White House for using federal car service
• Liberal media love Kim Jong-un's sister
• NY Times CEO: Print has maybe ten years
• Paper cozying up to brutal NoKo was good reporting
• Family of male prostitute found dead in Dem donor's home want justice
• School mandates kids say 'yes' when asked to a Valentine's dance
• Obsessed gamer 11 hours to kill Texas YouTuber couple, foiled by police
• Expert of the Day: Chris Chmielenski from Numbers USA on the immigration bill being debated in the Senate

Daily Show Prep - Monday February 12, 2018

• Dow surges back
• What's in Trump's infrastructure plan?
• Trump, Jr.'s wife opens letter containing suspicious substance
• And the liberals mock her being hospitalized
• Antifa cheers murder of police officer thrown in front of train
• Senate begins debate on immigration bill
• Nunes launches his own site to combat fake news
• DNC big wig dines with Iranian leader and Farrakhan
• Michelle Obama official portrait has heads scratching
• And Barack's ain't much better
• Getting Rob Porter is all about getting rid of John Kelly
• Anthony Weiner kept laptop open around 'sex worker' (better known as a ho)
• Mass exodus from blue states to red
• The culture of corruption inside the Congressional Black Caucus
• Now a coin toss is deemed racist
• Study asks if facial recognition technology is racist
• New 'Peter Rabbit' film called out for food bullying
• Boston radio host suspended for making fun of Tom Brady's Asian agent
• Christian judge forced out for not performing gay marriage awarded $300,000
• Malaysian newspaper publishes 'how to spot a gay' checklist
• Record snowfall amounts pile up around the globe
• Facebook losing youth at fast pace
• California's electric rates rose 3 times the national average last year
• 'Black Panther' poised to maul competition
• Big cat poacher mauled and eaten by pride of lions he was hunting
• Knee-taking San Fran 49er arrested for domestic violence
• Expert of the Day: David Bahnsen on his new book, Crisis of Responsibility

Daily Show Prep - Friday February 9, 2018

• Republicans sell out to deficit spending
• Here's who voted for and against the bloated budget in the Senate
• Here's who voted for and against the bloated budget in the House
• Libs on Twitter joke about beating up Rand Paul
• GOP spending bill sending party on quick path to defeat in November
• Russian's American lawyer worked secretly with Sen. Warner to connect with Steele
• Warner slammed Don, Jr. for Russian meeting while he was colluding with Russians
• Rubio says the committee knew about Warner's collusion for four months
• Why did Warner use a message-destroying app
• McCain new dossier was opposition research when he passed it to Comey
• How badly did the FBI get taken?
• Comey was forced to tell Congress about Weiner laptop because Toscas at DOJ found out
• Third-ranking official at DOJ resigns
• Stocks finish Friday higher in roller coaster week
• Democratic Coalition busted for using majority of donations for personal use
• LA mayor not backing down on sanctuary city
• Plan to house homeless in LA could transform parking lots
• Graduate of al Qaeda terrorist training camp in OK
• Google and Facebook roll out new #MeToo-inspired dating rules
• Female Ca. lawmaker who helped lead #MeToo accused of groping male staffer
• Sports Illustrated #MeToo models pose in the nude
• Shatner shuts down social justice warrior on Twitter
• SCOTUS to rule on unions forcibly collecting dues from non-union employees
• Driver's license could soon be replaced by a phone app
• Update: Lab-grown mosquitoes unleashed in Miami
• Cross-dressers sue Alabama to identify as opposite sex on driver's licenses
• 'Sinking' Pacific island touted as evidence of sea level rise is actually rising
• Lake Erie is almost completely frozen
• San Fran experiences mass exodus
• Armed robbers pull gun on cashier, he pulls his own and shoots, robbers flee, hilarity ensues
• Coyote carcasses strung from roadside tree in Va.
• Guest: Twila Brase from Citizens' Council for Heath Freedom on why you and your doctor need a private contract
• Expert of the Day: Melanie Morgan from MediaEqualizer.com talks about Trump's parade and the Mueller investigation

Daily Show Prep - Thursday February 8, 2018

• Wall Street plummets again
• Lawmakers push for budget vote to avert government shutdown
• Mitch McConnell's state of KY gets a boost from spending bill
• FBI informant says Russians bribed the Clintons for Uranium One
• What to know about the Uranium One scandal
• Another Comey friend leaves the FBI
• Trump's approval tops Obama at same time in presidency
• Dems have no obstruction case against Trump
• Russians penetrated voter registration data
• Sacramento Bee leaks 19.5 million voter records
• How the media buried two huge stories on Russia
• DOJ official who worked on Russia, Hillary investigations steps down
• Money Obama paid Iran ends up with terrorists groups
• Humana to boost wages because of tax cuts
• DREAMers say they'll leave if DACA agreement isn't reached
• DACA recipients involved in human smuggling, visa lottery recipient funneling money to terrorists
• Chuck Schumer called for a military parade in 2014 and everybody cheered him
• Don't ask Mad Dog Mattis about the parade
• Soros backing secret plot to thwart Brexit
• The Internet wants a Ben Shapiro/Jimmy Kimmel debate
• It just snowed in the Sahara for second time in a month
• De Blasio criticized for greeting women with a cheek kiss
• Professor caught saying he wouldn't mind seeing Trump dead
• Strzok trashed Chelsea Clinton in text message
• Trudeau a laughingstock over 'peoplekind' remark
• Teacher challenging law that convicted her of sex with a student
• Professor claims black racism doesn't exist
• White House aide's departure moved up amid abuse accusations
• Battling the Great Barrier Reef fake news
• Bitter cold wrecking skis in Winter Olympics
• Bitter cold grips Northern Hemisphere
• Study: City air pollution makes people misbehave
• We exhale CO2 at 40,000 part per million
• Naked passenger forces flight to turn around
• San Diego city workers scoop up homeless man in trash truck nearly killing him
• Woman claims Spirit Airlines made her flush her emotional support hamster down the toilet
• Expert of the Day: Daniel Greenfield from the Sultan Knish blog on the nitty gritty of the FISA scandal

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday February 7, 2018

• New texts show Obama wanted to be briefed on everything happening in Hillary investigation
• After he told Chris Wallace he was staying out of the probe
• All three major networks ignore Obama involvement
• Wikileaks drops bombshell on Steele dossier
• This is who Ali Chalupa is
• Senate leaders announce 2-year budget agreement
• Majority of Republicans think FBI is trying to 'delegitimize' Trump
• San Fran Nan launches filibuster to force vote on Dreamers
• Trump threatens shutdown if immigration isn't fixed
• Illegal deported 44 times in 15 years
• Man stabbed by illegal for telling him to stop peeing at bus stop
• Dems slam GOP tax plan as giveaway to big corporations
• LA Times sold to private investor
• U.S. now selling oil to Middle East
• Trump wants a military parade, the liberal media say it's 'gaudy'
• More media meltdown over parade
• Studios rush to add 'morality clauses' to contracts
• Herbal supplement for pain contains opioids
• Man took dismembered body in suitcase on train
• Winter Olympics will rival coldest games ever
• World-leading authority: Sea levels are 'absolutely stable'
• Quincy Jones says he dated Ivanka Trump and knows who killed JFK
• Guest: Rick Ness from Discovery Channel's 'Gold Rush'

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday February 6, 2018

• Dow returns and liberals cry
• National Review: FISAgate boomerangs
• Why did the Washington Free Beacon first hire Fusion GPS
• In March 2016 Carter Page worked for the FBI, by October they say he was a Russian spy
• Carter Page has never spoken to Trump
• GOP probe turns its attention to State Department
• Hillary birthed the Russia conspiracy
• IG probing FBI poised to reignite war over FBI's Hillary case
• Former Comey assistant lands gig as CNN analyst
• Schiff: Russia is pushing the Second Amendment so we kill each other
• Schiff punked by Russian comedians claiming Putin was blackmailing Trump
• Trump tweets about Colts player killed by illegal alien
• Work requirements for Medicaid start in Indiana and Kentucky
• Dirt people study says we have to make drastic changes to keep 'good life' going
• Global investment in renewable energy stalls
• Study claims global warming could alter people's personalities
• Snow Armageddon in Moscow
• Cops shoot man who saved 30 people from gunman
• Trudeau mocked after telling woman to use 'peoplekind' rather than 'mankind'
• Professor explains how Trudeau's liberal policies are destroying Canada
• Formula 1 bows to PC pressure, nixes 'Grid Girls' for 'Grid Kids'
• Law school gives students 50 ways to atone for their sins against indigenous people
• Berkeley students freak when ICE vehicles are spotted on campus
• NFL runs 'equal pay' Super Bowl ad while rejecting vets ad on standing for anthem
• Whole Foods workers hate their jobs
• Patriots' Rob Gronkowski's home burglarized during Super Bowl
• Man with concealed pistol saves cop
• Man beats man with coffee table leg after getting jealous in three-way
• San Diego Girl Scout sells over 300 boxes of cookies outside pot shop
• Flat Earth rocketeer fails to launch
• Expert of the Day: Anna Giaritelli of the Washington Examiner on Trump's response to the Colts linebacker being killed by an illegal alien

Daily Show Prep - Monday February 5, 2018

• Senate documents show FBI tried to suppress release of new Trump dossier info
• 'Substantial evidence' Steele misled the FBI
• Clinton associates fed information to Christopher Steele
• Clintons have been using FBI against their enemies for years
• These five may be in big trouble
• Surprise! Study finds massive bias in coverage of FISA memo
• Trump lawyers in favor of special counsel to investigate FBI, DOJ
• Trump rejects McCain immigration bill
• Pro-illegal alien advocates complain of 'collateral arrests' in ICE raids
• Colts linebacker killed by illegal alien
• Super Bowl celebrations turn rowdy in Philly
• People dog JT's halftime show, complain about Prince tribute
• Ram truck ad using MLK speech draws fire
• Audit finds Pentagon failed to properly keep track of $800 million in projects
• Trump labels Dems sitting on their hands at SOTU 'unAmerican'
• Hillary once again blames 'misogyny and sexism' for losing in 2016
• Illinois campaign ad leave RINOs feeling, uh, un-COM-fortable
• Watch the ad
• Trump accuser runs for state legislature in Ohio
• California city to experiment with universal basic income
• Dirt people to stop having children because of global warming
• Canadian Environment Minister predicts ice-free Canada
• Group calls for Ca. for change it's forestry management to help prevent wildfires
• Creepy Olympic doctor sentenced to another 40 to 140 years in prison
• Harvey Weinstein considering legal action against Uma Thurman over assault allegations
• Almost 90 percent of teens have gender-bender chemicals in their bodies
• In the meantime, more teens identify as transgender
• Jimmy Kimmel says talk show hosts are liberal because 'it requires a level of intelligence'
• Thousands of planets detected outside the Milky Way
• Expert of the Day: Dr. Herb London from the London Center for Policy Research on the FISA Memo

Daily Show Prep - Friday February 2, 2018

• Trump approves release of FISA Memo
• Read the FISA Memo
• Comey mocks memo: 'That's it?'
• Intel chairman: Dems used 'media stunts' to hide DOJ, FBI abuses
• McCain on memo: 'We're doing Putin's work for him'
• Carter Page says he's updating his lawsuit
• Two lawyers familiar with Mueller probe think obstruction charges for Trump are coming
• Job gains better than expected, wages up
• Economist who predicted '08 crash says Bitcoin headed for historic bubble bust
• The DNC is dead broke
• ICE chief: Illegal immigration 'not going to be OK anymore'
• One flu symptom you should not ignore
• Only 16 percent of Americans rooting for Patriots
• Trump threatens to cut off aid to countries that allow drugs to flow into the U.S.
• America's most hated companies
• Father of three girls sexually abused by Olympic doctor goes after him in courtroom
• Stephen King apologizes for tasteless tweet about GOP train wreck
• Women in Iran expand headscarf protest
• Duh. Anxious people more likely to be bitten by dogs
• Hunter airlifted to hospital after struck by goose falling from sky
• Expert of the Day: Richard Manning from Americans for Limited Government on the FISA Memo and a website that allows you to read it and comment

Daily Show Prep - Thursday February 1, 2018

• Trump to declassify FISA memo
• FBI wants names redacted before release
• Speaker Newt: FBI statement on FISA memo 'open rebellion'
• New text messages show rogue FBI agents sought to 'get around' archiving texts
• Michelle Obama: All we have now is hope
• Meanwhile, tax bill begins delivering bigger paychecks to workers
• More companies announce bonuses, pay raises because of tax cuts
• Gulf Power customers could get rate reduction because of tax cuts
• Atlanta Fed says economy to grow at 5.4 percent in first quarter
• Frank Luntz apologies to President Trump
• Networks ignore story of FBI sitting on Weiner laptop story for a month in 2016
• California school shooter is a girl
• ICE will continue to go to courthouses to arrest criminal illegals
• Maxine Waters thinks Russia is out to get her
• Dem congresswoman played Candy Crush on her phone during SOTU
• Anti-Trump author gets kicked off Morning Joe
• People freaking over Tom Brady kissing his son on the lips
• Expert of the Day: Andrew Egger from the Weekly Standard on the FBI objecting to the release of the FISA memo