Daily Show Prep - Thursday February 8, 2018

• Wall Street plummets again
• Lawmakers push for budget vote to avert government shutdown
• Mitch McConnell's state of KY gets a boost from spending bill
• FBI informant says Russians bribed the Clintons for Uranium One
• What to know about the Uranium One scandal
• Another Comey friend leaves the FBI
• Trump's approval tops Obama at same time in presidency
• Dems have no obstruction case against Trump
• Russians penetrated voter registration data
• Sacramento Bee leaks 19.5 million voter records
• How the media buried two huge stories on Russia
• DOJ official who worked on Russia, Hillary investigations steps down
• Money Obama paid Iran ends up with terrorists groups
• Humana to boost wages because of tax cuts
• DREAMers say they'll leave if DACA agreement isn't reached
• DACA recipients involved in human smuggling, visa lottery recipient funneling money to terrorists
• Chuck Schumer called for a military parade in 2014 and everybody cheered him
• Don't ask Mad Dog Mattis about the parade
• Soros backing secret plot to thwart Brexit
• The Internet wants a Ben Shapiro/Jimmy Kimmel debate
• It just snowed in the Sahara for second time in a month
• De Blasio criticized for greeting women with a cheek kiss
• Professor caught saying he wouldn't mind seeing Trump dead
• Strzok trashed Chelsea Clinton in text message
• Trudeau a laughingstock over 'peoplekind' remark
• Teacher challenging law that convicted her of sex with a student
• Professor claims black racism doesn't exist
• White House aide's departure moved up amid abuse accusations
• Battling the Great Barrier Reef fake news
• Bitter cold wrecking skis in Winter Olympics
• Bitter cold grips Northern Hemisphere
• Study: City air pollution makes people misbehave
• We exhale CO2 at 40,000 part per million
• Naked passenger forces flight to turn around
• San Diego city workers scoop up homeless man in trash truck nearly killing him
• Woman claims Spirit Airlines made her flush her emotional support hamster down the toilet
• Expert of the Day: Daniel Greenfield from the Sultan Knish blog on the nitty gritty of the FISA scandal