Daily Show Prep - Thursday March 22, 2018

• House releases huge budget
• Schumer loves it
• Dems celebrate: We're able to accomplish more in the minority
• Freedom Caucus vice chairman: The American people didn't elect Democrats to control Congress
• Sessions' lawyer says his client is not under federal perjury investigation
• Trump's lead attorney resigns
• Trump says he'd like to testify in Russia probe
• Russia report: Leaks potentially endangered lives
• Chinese newspaper says prepare for military action over Taiwan
• Trump to exempt Europe, SoKo, Australia from steel tariffs
• Advertisers threaten to quit Facebook
• Your Facebook data is only worth $5.20 on the dark web
• U.S. added 700,000 millionaires in 2017
• State tax revenues hit all-time high in 2017
• Dick's Sporting Goods sales sink after new gun policy
• Trump: 'Crazy' Biden would go down crying if he assaulted me
• Dems are now more educated than Republicans
• NYC snowfall breaks records back 130 years
• Europe covered in snow
• Paris coldest consecutive days since 1888
• California's got 'too much snow'
• Malia Obama owed money by Harvey Weinstein's company
• Airline worker busted for 9 pounds of coke taped to his legs
• Rod Stewart mocks Elton John's retirement tour
• University to host 'Whiteness in Decline' event
• Trash company has technology that will turn landfill waste into usable plastic
• Guest: Darrell Lynn is running for the GOP nomination to take Sen. Bob Corker's seat in TN
• Expert of the Day: Curt Ellis from America First Policies on Trump's tariffs on China