Daily Show Prep - Monday April 30, 2018

• SoKo leader says Trump 'can take the Nobel' Peace Prize
• Dennis Rodman's taking some of the credit
• CNN contributor says Michelle Wolf should get the prize
• Yeah, Michelle who? Here's a sample of her work
• Netanyahu: Iran lied
• Oil hedge fund manager says $300 oil not impossible
• Vancouver gas prices near $8 a gallon
• Trump stops caravan at the border
• Most Americans want to keep them out
• T-Mobile and Sprint promise lower prices if they're allowed to merge
• Poll: Dems lose ground with millennials
• John McCain says now that he's dying he's freer to speak his own mind
• Rep. Kevin McCarthy talks compromise
• Trump endorses congressional term limits
• Stormy Daniels files defamation lawsuit against Trump
• Man wielding a metal bar breaks into Trump International Hotel looking for Jared Kushner
• Pro-Second Amendment Parkland student still getting blasted by liberal teachers
• U. of Texas to treat masculinity as a mental health issue
• Man who tried to drown himself in pool is suing people who rescued him
• Rapper issues 'Crip alert' for Kanye
• Prom dress causes 'cultural appropriation' stink in Utah
• Transgender patients sue Wisconsin for refusing to pay for transition surgery
• Vegan bullying backfires
• Taxpayers foot the bill as college students mine for Bitcoin
• The odd disappearance of the French tree at the White House
• French museum discovers more than half of its painting are fake
• Why the older you get the easier it is to rip you off
• Expedia launches 2018 poll on most annoying habits on a plane
• Off-duty cop saves kid from coyote
• Guest: Anna Giaritelli from the Washington Examiner about the CBP delivering messages in Spanish to Latin America
• Expert of the Day: Harlan Ullman, author of Anatomy of Failure, on Ronny Jackson removing himself from consideration to head the VA

Daily Show Prep - Friday April 27, 2018

• Historic meeting between NoKo/SoKo
• House panel officially clears Trump campaign in Russia probe
• Clapper lied to Congress about leaking dossier to CNN
• Cabal of wealthy Dems financed the Steele dossier
• CNN: NRA gathers documents amid scrutiny over ties to Russian
• Trey Gowdy: Comey's definition of a leak 'is what the rest of us call a felony'
• Trump: Russia probe must end now
• First quarter GDP grew more than expected
• Tom Brokaw accused of sexual harassment
• Saudi Arabia downs another Yemeni missile
• Book: Hillary cursed about 'disgusting' Trump during debate prep
• Kanye to announce plan to make Chicago great again
• Chance the Rapper rejects praise from Trump
• Temple U. rescinds Cosby's honorary degree
• PA Rep. Meehan resigns amid sexual harassment probe
• Europe, U.S. police seize ISIS propaganda servers
• Half of Republicans say media should be described as enemy of the people
• CNN host says 'border security hurts America'
• Claims by Joy Reid's cybersecurity expert fall apart
• Amazon's Alexa bug let hackers turn it into listening device
• Mass firings at RedState.com
• Rep. Mo Brooks says some GOP congressman are retiring over fear of assassination
• Teacher told to change her 'Just Pray' shirt
• These Olympians refused to visit the White House today
• Texas Dems crop Melania out of presidents photo
• Yale braces for influx of 'emotional support animals'
• University sets up 'cry closets'
• Nearly 80 percent of NFL players go broke within 2 years of leaving the league
• San Fran drug users shoot up during rush hour
• Man has chopstick removed from his penis
• Expert of the Day: Frank Gaffney, president of Center for Security Policy, on whether or not SoKo is seeking a separate peace

Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 26, 2018

• Cosby found guilty
• Senate panel approves Mueller protection bill
• Trump says he's not going to fire Mueller but that may change
• CNN stacks Comey town hall with anti-Trump questions
• Migrant caravan prepares for mass crossing
• 81 percent of Americans think English should be the official language
• U.S. warns them not to do it
• Trump's VA pick withdraws
• Teachers in Arizona and Colorado go on strike
• Trump says Mike Pompeo wasn't supposed to meet with Kim Jong-un
• Stormy Daniels' lawyer says Trump made damning statements
• 800,000 people are about to flee New York and California because of taxes
• Congressman Brian Mast gets pro-gun primary opponent after he supports assault weapons ban
• Nashville proposes downtown homeless apartment
• Picture of teens' pre-prom prayer sparks anger
• Texas hospital ends life support for fully-conscious patient
• BSNBC's Joy Reid will stay on the air despite posting supposedly 'homophobic' blogs
• UK sign warns of smartphone zombies
• Top 10 worst American cities for allergies
• Expert of the Day: Al Weaver from the Washington Examiner says Dems don't love BernMe's jobs-for-all plan

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 25, 2018

• Judge: Bars are allowed to throw out Trump supporters
• NoKo's nuke site collapsed
• NYSE suspends trading for the day for Amazon, Google
• Republicans expect to receive missing Strzok-Page text messages from DOJ
• Trump's travel ban poised for victory at SCOTUS
• Judge rules Trump must restart DREAMers program
• MS-13 gang member tries to enter U.S. as 'unaccompanied minor'
• NY guv issues cease and desist letter to ICE agents
• Dems fail to take seat in Arizona
• Parkland teacher blasts student who posted picture of himself at gun range
• Student blasts back
• Cruz endorses Trump for 2020
• British politicians declare war on knives
• Hatred of journalists on the rise worldwide
• Trump thanks Kanye for his support
• China assigns every citizen a 'social credit score' to determine who's trustworthy
• BSNBC's Joy Reid now claims hackers wrote her anti-gay blogs
• Arrogant former Hillary aide tries to intervene in traffic stop involving her daughter
• Baltimore mayor tells businesses when to close to address violence
• Mnuchin urges taxpayers to check their paychecks to make sure their withholdings are correct
• Millennials blame boomers for ruining their lives
• Russian scientist who invented nerve agent used on spy in UK struck by car
• IT director teases sequel: 'Bring your adult diapers'
• Guest: Jim Antle from the Washington Examiner on the special election in Arizona
• Expert of the Day: Author Ron Kessler and his new book, The Trump White House: Changing the Rules of the Game

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 24, 2018

• BernMe Sanders to unveil 'guaranteed job' bill
• Finland's basic income experiment fails
• Science proves communism makes nations poorer and less healthy
• CNN whines that Walmart's CEO earns 1,188 times more than the median worker
• Bin Laden's bodyguard now on German welfare
• ICE busts 225 in NYC raid
• 56 illegals found in Texas 'stash house'
• Judge calls ICE on couple she was about to marry
• Migrant caravan nears U.S. border
• Menu-labeling rule for restaurants to go into effect
• Kanye admits: 'I love Donald Trump'
• Trump has meant big ratings for 'fake news' media
• Trump trashes journalists at upcoming correspondents dinner
• CNN's Acosta says Trump's words could spark violence against journalists
• NRA supporters blow up Yeti coolers after company ends discount
• 'Real Indian' running against Elizabeth Warren for senate
• Hillary to stop referring to herself as a 'wife' first on her Twitter profile
• Dems look for big upset in Arizona
• Attacks against Jews in NYC increase
• Study: UN climate model predictions are 'inconsistent' with real temperatures
• Ga. home invader picks wrong house
• Ca. on the verge of banning Christian books
• Singles say bad grammar is a bigger turn-off than bad sex
• Memphis city council members discuss seceding from Tennessee
• Expert of the Day: John Heubusch, Executive Director of the Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation, on what Reagan would think about Trump tariffs

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 23, 2018

• Waffle House killer captured by police
• Shooter stole a BMW, escaped from police days before the shooting
• He thought Taylor Swift was stalking him
• Was arrested for trespassing near White House
• Meet the Waffle House hero
• TN lawmakers propose more gun laws
• Woman gives birth in car outside shooting
• Russian lawyer wants to know why Mueller hasn't contacted her
• Roger Stone demands the DNC servers in DNC's lawsuit against him
• Mexico responds to Trump's threat to tie NAFTA to their immigration policy
• Trump instructs border officials to block caravan from entering U.S.
• 14 states hit record low unemployment
• Joe Manchin gives Pompeo the vote he needs to be next Secretary of State
• Rand Paul now on board with Pompeo
• Jim Jordan seriously looking at running for Speaker of the House
• Kanye West tweets admiration for YouTuber who wants to free blacks from dependence
• Who is Candace Owens?
• Shania Twain clarifies comments supporting Trump
• Opinion: The thought police are real, and they're coming for Kanye and Shania
• Milo shouted out of bar with chants of 'Nazi scum get out'
• EPA's Pruitt: The war on coal is over
• Former NFL kicker sparks outrage with humorous gun photo
• Michael Bloomberg burning $4.5 million of his own money on Paris climate agreement
• James Cameron slams superhero movies: 'Enough already'
• Thousands of girls joining Cub Scouts
• Claim: Robots will outnumber humans in 15 years and feel 'genuine emotion'
• Penn State says 98-year-old outdoor club is too risky
• Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner on the media logic on Trump's obsession with the prostitute claim

Daily Show Prep - Friday April 20, 2018

• NoKo says it will suspend nuke tests
• DOJ watchdog probing Comey memos
• Read the Comey memos
• New revelations shed light on the whole 'loyalty' thing
• Trump calls treatment of Flynn unfair compared to Comey
• Did Trump stay overnight in Moscow or not?
• Still can't get over it! DNC sues Trump, Russia over 2016 loss
• Students walk out to protest guns
• De Niro providing students with 'permission slips'
• Trump blasts OPEC
• China now controls South China Sea
• Chuckie Schumer wants to legalize pot
• Baltimore police comish apologizes to hip-hop audience for policing history, gets booed
• Government accidentally sends file on mind control experiments to journalist
• Analysts say iPhone sales could be worse than expected
• British Airways pilot arrested in cockpit for being 4 times over legal alcohol limit
• Christina Aguilera plays sex robot prostitute in new film
• Oregon nail gun attacker is a previously deported illegal
• Flint sets all-time record for snowfall
• Charlotte councilman wants proof airplanes hit the World Trade Center
• Study: Government is replacing religion
• GQ says the Bible is one of the top ten most overrated books of all time

Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 19, 2018

• Trump allies worry Cohen may flip
• Rudy joining Trump's personal legal team
• Judge Nap calls on Sessions to prosecute Hillary for espionage
• Justice IG sends criminal referral of Andrew McCabe
• Senate panel will vote on Mueller protection bill despite McConnell's objection
• Comey only taking pre-screened questions
• Claim: Imran Awan's father transferred stolen House data to Pakistani government
• Gas price increase could erase Trump tax cut gains for millions
• Mnuchin: If we hit 3 percent GDP growth tax cuts pay for themselves
• Another gun control walk-out scheduled for tomorrow
• Arkansas capitol to re-install damaged Ten Commandments
• Officials investigating suspicious death of H.R. McMaster's father
• UK to ban plastic straws
• School shuts down after Confederate truck gathering
• Alabama to execute 83-year-old inmate
• Expert of the Day: Gregory Wrightstone author of Inconvenient Facts: The Science That Al Gore Doesn't Want You to Know

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 18, 2018

• Lawmakers make criminal referral on Hillary, Comey, Lynch and others
• McConnell shuts down Mueller protection bill
• Please. Pittsburgh police prepare for riots in case Trump fires Mueller
• San Diego joins fight against sanctuary state
• More on the Southwest Airlines emergency
• ISIS threatens Trump
• Barbara Bush dead at 92
• Professor celebrates Mrs. Bush's death, brags she can't be fired because of tenure
• Dick's Sporting Goods destroys all 'assault weapons' in stock instead of returning them
• House committee passes tougher work requirements for recipients of food stamps
• Attorney for CNN and the NY Times convinced judge to expose Hannity as Cohen client
• Ca. equal pay bill would require businesses to submit salary data to state
• Black man demands free Starbucks coffee as reparations
• It was all a publicity stunt to expose liberal hypocrisy
• Dude dressed as a woman complains he was booked into male side of jail
• Oil tops $68 for first time in three years
• Crazy National Guardsman removed after she took the oath with a dinosaur puppet
• Saudi Arabia ends movie theater ban with 'Black Panther'
• Statue of doctor in Central Park removed due to political correctness
• TN lawmakers pass bill forbidding judges from offering sterilization in exchange for reduced jail time
• Ca. has 8 of the 10 most polluted cities
• Panhandler stabs steak house patron after he refuses to give him money
• Experts warn Europe: Don't grant robots rights
• YouTuber faces prison time for feeding toothpaste-filled Oreos to the homeless
• Expert of the Day: Jamie McIntyre from the Washington Examiner on ISIS regaining control of some areas of Syria

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 17, 2018

• Gorsuch sides with libs on Supreme Court on immigration issue
• ACLU sides with Trump's lawyer
• Starbucks refuses to let black man use the restroom
• Starbucks to close 8,000 stores on May 29 for racial bias training
• Russian investigative journalist dies after mysterious fall from window
• Momentary confusion at the White House about Russian sanctions
• Who is the mysterious man who supposedly threatened Stormy Daniels?
• Camera Hogg calls for boycotts of two investment groups that invest in gunmakers
• Congressmen repeatedly failed to supervise Awan brothers with 'keys to the kingdom'
• Woman partially sucked out of jet when window breaks
• Law dean says preventing conservative from speaking was free speech
• Rand Paul on Syrian chemical attack: Maybe Assad didn't do it
• False alarm sets of Syrian air defenses
• FL motorcycle dealer wins fight over military flags
• Killing spree continues in London
• Alex Jones hit with defamation lawsuit from Sandy Hook parents
• Cubans prepare to turn the page on Castro era
• First urine test to spot cancer
• Expert of the Day: Maria Espinoza of the Remembrance Project on Gov. Brown's refusal to allow National Guard troops to stop illegals at the border

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 16, 2018

• Putin predicts global 'chaos' if West hits Syria again
• Comey speculates that Russians may have damaging info on Trump
• Trump alleges Comey committed 'many crimes'
• Mueller says many news stories about his investigation are wrong
• Hannity gets dragged into the Cohen mess
• Why Hannity is absolutely protected by attorney-client privilege
• Trump now tops 51 percent approval
• Dems losing ground in generic congressional election
• California refuses to send troops to the border
• Camera Hogg teases another boycott
• Judge rules against Trump's ban on transgenders in the military
• Spring snow toppling records
• Humans to be genetically modified
• Food stamp usage drops over half-million in one month
• Stormy strips at a club near Mar-a-Lago
• Rivalry inside Church of Scientology between Tom Cruise and John Travolta
• Boycotts called against Starbucks for arrest of black men
• High school students play 'La Migra' immigration raid game
• Expert of the Day: Tom Rogan from the Washington Examiner predicts Syria will launch another attack and soon

Daily Show Prep - Friday April 13, 2018

• Comey: It's possible Trump was with hooker 'peeing on each other'
• Trump fights back against Comey
• Ex-CIA director tears into Trump for tearing into Comey
• Eleven eye-opening lines from Comey's book
• DOJ IG releases report that led to firing of Andrew McCabe
• Russia says UK staged Syrian chemical attack
• Armada of warships heading toward Middle East
• Trump pardons Scooter Libby
• Rosenstein says he's bracing for firing
• Trump's lawyer helps RNC fundraiser pay off Playboy playmate
• Wearer of MAGA hat threatened at knifepoint
• Wells Fargo will keep lending to gun manufacturers
• Here are the scoundrel Republicans who voted against the balanced budget amendment
• CNN analyst detained at airport
• More 'open-minded' students shout down conservative speaker on campus
• Oil could shoot to $100 a barrel
• E-mail reveals Tesla's attempt to silence alleged victim of discrimination with cash
• College hosts no-whites-allowed pool party
• UVA Jefferson statue vandalized
• Charlize Theron mulls leaving America to protect her black children from racism
• Numerologist: End of the world coming April 23
• Is 'Jesus tomb' leaking blood?
• 'New Yorker' writer calls Chick-fil-A 'creepy' for being Christian
• Muslim extremist woman threatens to blow herself up at Cannes film festival
• 13-year-old suspended for drawing stick figure of guy with a gun
• Global warming? Minnesota braces for mid-April blizzard
• Credit scores may jump starting Monday
• Will Ferrell in car crash, released from hospital
• Producer of 'Rosie' and 'Springer' arrested for murder of deaf, blind sister
• Expert of the Day: Anna Giaritelli from the Washington Examiner has the RNC talking points on Comey's book

Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 12, 2018

• Trump backs down on Syria strikes
• Theresa May vows to hit Assad soon, has proof
• Ryan may be forced to leave speakership by summer
• Dems will impeach Trump if they take over
• Comey claims Kelly said Trump was dishonorable for firing him, threatened to quit
• Whoopi: Riots over Mueller firing 'would be fun to watch'
• Voters now more likely to see Mueller probe as partisan
• Cory Booker to Mike Pompeo: 'Do you think gay sex is a perversion?'
• CNN goes gaga over Booker
• Former Trump doorman confirms being paid $30,000 to keep quiet about rumor
• Diamond & Silk say Zuckerberg lied, they haven't been contacted by Facebook
• Tesla workers claim racial bias
• Missouri state senator calls for reparations for slavery
• Pro-gun control Parkland teacher arrested for leaving loaded gun in bathroom
• Gas prices jumping 14 percent this summer
• Now scientists are saying global warming is causing global cooling
• Expert: Cities around the world should prepare for running out of water
• LA DA reviewing sex crimes case against Kevin Spacey
• Uber to do background checks on drivers
• Woman pulls gun during brawl at Chick-fil-A drive-thru
•  Most millennials don't know what the Holocaust is
• NFL kneeler charged with felonies for violent attack against his girlfriend
• Flashback: Ironic that a woman-beater protests violence by the police
• Trump instructs his people to negotiate us back into the TPP
• Expert of the Day: Philip Wegmann of the Washington Examiner on Trump's trade war strategy: Cripple agriculture with a trade war, then subsidize it

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 11, 2018

• Trump warns Russia to get ready for Syrian strikes
• Russia says it will shoot down missiles, target launch sites
• Opinion: 3 reasons Trump shouldn't strike Syria
• Raid on Trump's lawyer's office was about Hollywood Access tape
• Paul RINO is retiring!
• Senators introduce bill to protect Mueller
• Comey compares Trump to mob boss
• Nunes ready to impeach Rosenstein and Wray for stonewalling on documents
• Liberals have been planning protests against Mueller and Rosenstein's firing since last year
• Rand Paul says Peter Strozk and Lisa Page still have top secret clearance
• College student shows her gun in grad photo, libs go nuts
• Bank of America to stop lending to makers of 'assault weapons'
• Rep. Blackburn presses Zuckerberg to support the Browser Act
• Here's what the Browser Act does
• Zuckerberg in the hot seat again
• Zuckerberg says flagging 'Diamond & Silk' was wrong
• Zuckerberg may actually be Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation
• Facebook bans German historian for saying Islam is not part of German history
• Trump takes giant step toward welfare reform
• Homeless Girl Scout troop aims to sell 6,000 boxes of cookies
• LA County wants to build houses in back yards to house homeless
• Opinion: This is how society should interpret transgenderism
• Racist mural installed at USC declaring 'Dismantle Whiteness' 
• ABC slams The Simpson's Apu as racist
• Blue Apron, SlimFast bail on Laura Ingraham
• Pa. school district arms teachers with small baseball bats
• Goldman Sachs analyst ask clients if curing patients is a sustainable business model
• Media, celebrities fall for 'Equal Pay Day' agenda
• Inconvenient Truth: Polar bears are thriving
• Coldest first 9 days of April on record in Minnesota and Wisconsin
• Pediatrician suspended after months of bizarre behavior, yelling 'Satan' to patients
• John Boehner joins marijuana company's board
• Solar storm could knock out some power supplies
• Man robs bank to impress Taylor Swift
• Expert of the Day: Sarah Westwood from the Washington Examiner on Trump and if he can fire Robert Mueller

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 10, 2018

• Trump assails FBI raid on his lawyer's office as 'disgraceful'
• Trump: 'Attorney-client privilege is dead'
• Dershowitz outraged
• Schumer wants legislation to protect Mueller
• Turley: Trump must beware of a trap
• Trump says he's less inclined to sit down for a chat with Mueller
• White House says Trump can legally fire Mueller
• Kellyanne Conway's husband appears to defend raid on Trump's attorney
• Someone dressed as a Russian troll at Zuckerberg hearing
• Lawmakers probe whether human impact on climate change was edited out of parks report
• LA painting the streets white to combat climate change
• Man stabs boss after being fired
• Academics warn today's college students are going off the rails
• Student freak out over the opening of Chick-fil-A on campus
• A nun is carjacked in D.C.
• Transgender sex robots in big demand
• Expert of the Day: Luke Rosiak from The Daily Caller updates us on the Awan Brothers

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 9, 2018

• Trump vows 'major decisions' on Syria after chemical attack
• Mattis: 'I don't rule anything out'
• Time for Mueller to put up or shut up
• Will Paul Manafort put the FBI on trial?
• BSNBC salivating over prospect of Trump refusing to be arrested
• Federal agents raid Trump attorney's office
• Tom Steyer wants Trump impeached, and he's mad more Democrats don't
• Loretta Lynch throws Comey under the bus
• London's mayor to enact 'knife control'
• CNN still pushing the illegals caravan
• Facebook declares Diamond & Silk 'unsafe to the community'
• Facebook is tracking you even if you aren't on Facebook
• What Zuckerberg will tell Congress tomorrow
• Russia, OPEC behind spike in gas prices
• Woman accusing MO guv of taking nude photo of her says she may have dreamed it
• U. of Chicago students want campus police disarmed
• Hungarian prime minister could target Soros organizations
• EPA's Pruitt running into buzz saw over relaxing ethanol requirements
• Twins-Mariners game postponed because of snow
• Cubs home opener delayed due to snow
• NYPD 'arrests' winter for hanging around
• HBO moves to pay women and men the same
• Topless protestor charges at Bill Cosby
• Only one U.S. airline made TripAdvisor's top ten
• The biggest Black Lives Matter page on Facebook is fake
• KY neighborhood bans pit bulls, German shepherds, more
• Professional cuddler wants to 'change the world one hug at a time'

Daily Show Prep - Friday April 6, 2018

• China threatens 'major response' against 'arrogant' America
• Trump threatens $100 billion more in tariffs against China
• How China could win the trade war in one move
• Syracuse U. student deported to China after planning mass shooting
• ABC's Jonathan Karl questions Trump's rape claim
• And here's the evidence from the HuffPo, no less
• ICE nails dozens of illegals at Tennessee meatpacking plant
• CNN desperately tries to keep the illegals caravan alive: They 'take issue' with Trump
• Boston Globe review of 'Chappaquiddick'
• Soft drink tax starts in UK
• Perv exposes himself to little girl in Target restroom
• Romanian 'dead man' in court again to prove he's alive
• Bob Dylan turns classic song into gay anthem
• Warhol's Elvis 'painting' could fetch $30 million
• A third of millennials aren't sure the earth is round
• Expert of the Day: Travis Tritten from the Washington Examiner on the scope and size of Trump's National Guard deployment to the border

Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 5, 2018

• Police dispute YouTube shooter's father's account that he warned them about her
• New NAFTA deal near
• Putin cements alliance with Iran and Turkey over Syria
• Bin Laden's son calls for Saudi uprising to 'redistribute the riches'
• Poisoned daughter of ex-Russian spy makes statement
• Protestors continue to demonstrate over shooting of Stephon Clark
• Nunes turns up heat on DOJ, FBI to turn over documents related to Russia investigation
• Ten reasons why Mueller's investigation is unconstitutional
• De Niro: 'Things in our country are so bad, and it comes from Trump'
• More than a million illegals have received Ca. driver's licenses
• Oregon guv says she'll refuse to send National Guard to border if Trump calls them up
• CNBC whines about America's love affair with the SUV
• Greensboro threatens to cancel gun and knife show, law-abiding citizens respond
• Cape Cod official takes heat for daring to criticize Camera Hogg
• BSNBC anchor thinks someone opening a soft drink is a gun shot
• Poll in TN senate race shows Dem up by double digits
• Lead London surgeon says hospital like Afghan war zone as murder rate surpasses NYC
• Sinclair producer quits over 'fake news' announcements
• Body of missing CDC employee found in Atlanta river
• Target settles discrimination lawsuit
• The Rock says he supports NFL players taking a knee
• Shell threatened with legal action over climate change contributions
• The ice-covered fairytale called global warming
• Finland solves homelessness? Well, not exactly.
• Tesla on autopilot nearly crashes at same location as fatal crash
• Florida officials investigating Broncos star after catching hammerhead shark
• Hilarious! Never lose sight of your luggage again by covering it with your face
• UK police men's choir severs ties with the force after being told they have to accept women
• Man arrested for assault with a pizza
• Rubber duckies are actually nasty
• Expert of the Day: Michael Daugherty on Zuckerberg testifying before Congress

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 4, 2018

• YouTube shooter was disgruntled YouTuber, radical vegan
• More on the crazy YouTube shooter
• China announces tariffs targeted at Trump's base
• Secret texts show FBI, DOJ may have rushed anti-Trump FISA warrant
• Turley: When will the media accept that Trump is not a criminal target?
• Former Obama mouthpiece says Trump's tweet referencing Obama might be racist
• Illegals caravan vows to continue to U.S. border
• Biatch McConnell frets 'the wind's going to be in our face' at the mid-term elections
• Vultures circling EPA's Scott Pruitt
• Private payrolls grew by 241k in March
• Hillary still blaming everyone but herself
• NC woman upset after 'white privilege' paper sent home with student
• Read the 11-step Guide to Understanding Race, Racism, and White Privilege
• More global warming: 6-18 inches of snow predicted for D.C.
• Saudi region covered in snow
• Colorado Rockies' home opener could be coldest ever
• Did the 'Wizard of Oz' munchkins molest Judy Garland on the set?

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 3, 2018

• Illegals caravan issues list of demands
• Mexico claims it's disbanding the caravan
• Border patrol at Rio Grande Valley sector overwhelmed by influx of illegals
• Trump to use military to control border until wall is built
• Another Ca. town joins the fight against sanctuary law
• Trump hammers Amazon over Post Office subsidies
• PO loses $1.46 for every Amazon package it delivers
• MyPillow refuses to drop Laura Ingraham's show
• EPA drops fuel standards, goes after Ca. on CO2 emissions
• Trump proposes tariffs on 1,300 Chinese goods
• Chicago suburb bans AR-15
• Deadline looms for Iran nuke deal
• Roger Stone's mouth lands him in the middle of the Mueller investigation
• Homeland Security says spies and criminals are tracking phone calls in DC
• Spotify's IPO immediately drops and closes $15 lower
• 'Chappaquiddick' opens Thursday
• Kid who fell down sewer pipe in LA rescued after 13 hours
• University event aims to combat 'Christian privilege'
• Mom tases son out of bed for Easter Sunday
• Principal charged after student comes forward with sex tape
• Oh, good. The condom snorting challenge is here.
• Expert of the Day: Jim Antle from the Washington Examiner says Trump has shifted from dealing with Democrats on DACA to damning them