Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 12, 2018

• Trump backs down on Syria strikes
• Theresa May vows to hit Assad soon, has proof
• Ryan may be forced to leave speakership by summer
• Dems will impeach Trump if they take over
• Comey claims Kelly said Trump was dishonorable for firing him, threatened to quit
• Whoopi: Riots over Mueller firing 'would be fun to watch'
• Voters now more likely to see Mueller probe as partisan
• Cory Booker to Mike Pompeo: 'Do you think gay sex is a perversion?'
• CNN goes gaga over Booker
• Former Trump doorman confirms being paid $30,000 to keep quiet about rumor
• Diamond & Silk say Zuckerberg lied, they haven't been contacted by Facebook
• Tesla workers claim racial bias
• Missouri state senator calls for reparations for slavery
• Pro-gun control Parkland teacher arrested for leaving loaded gun in bathroom
• Gas prices jumping 14 percent this summer
• Now scientists are saying global warming is causing global cooling
• Expert: Cities around the world should prepare for running out of water
• LA DA reviewing sex crimes case against Kevin Spacey
• Uber to do background checks on drivers
• Woman pulls gun during brawl at Chick-fil-A drive-thru
•  Most millennials don't know what the Holocaust is
• NFL kneeler charged with felonies for violent attack against his girlfriend
• Flashback: Ironic that a woman-beater protests violence by the police
• Trump instructs his people to negotiate us back into the TPP
• Expert of the Day: Philip Wegmann of the Washington Examiner on Trump's trade war strategy: Cripple agriculture with a trade war, then subsidize it