Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 31, 2018

• Steel and aluminum tariffs go into effect at midnight
• Mexico hits back
• Washington now changing the story on FBI spying on Trump campaign
• U.S. warns of ability to take down China's artificial islands
• Trump to pardon Dinesh D'Souza
• Tom Arnold on Roseanne: She wanted it to happen
• Samantha Bee apologizes for Ivanka insult
• Sally Field comes to her defense
• NPR releases audio
• Trump could get another SCOTUS appointment
• Boehner doesn't get it, thinks GOP taking a nap, it's Trump's party
• Martin Short: Trump supporters will feel shame like those who backed Joe McCarthy
• Google identifies one of the ideologies of Ca. GOP as 'Nazism'
• CNN says it's not afraid of Morgan Freeman
• GE is pulling out of Iran after Trump reinstates sanctions
• Facebook sinking fast among teens
• Ukraine under fire for faking journalist's murder
• Canon announces the end to their film cameras
• More drivers killed under the influence of drugs than alcohol
• Tom Cruise begins shooting 'Top Gun' sequel
• Southwest passenger says seat mate watched porno, pleasured himself on 5-hour flight
• Study: Men with high testosterone levels less likely to be religious
• Car salesman sues former boss for breaking wind in his office

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 30, 2018

• Capture of illegals way up at border
• Rosanne blames Ambien
• Ambien issues hilarious response
• Seattle's 'head tax' could spread to Silicon Valley
• Trump signs 'Right to Try' legislation
• President Trump introduces Sen. Bob Corker to boos at TN rally
• CNN gets their feelings hurt over Trump's 'fake news' comments at rally
• Failing NY Times estimates crowd at one-fifth actual size
• Kim Jong Un may open burger joint in NoKo as show of goodwill
• Republicans gaining on Democrats in generic congressional ballot
• Top Dem on Senate Intel committee says Americans are growing tired of Mueller probe
• TN guv candidate blames pornography for school shootings
• Weinstein indicted by grand jury on rape charges
• 2018 tornado activity near record low
• Man stabbed 17 times after telling homeless man not to camp in his neighborhood
• Conservative leader at Stanford is Susan Rice's son
• Dem candidate says Trump biggest threat to democracy since bin Laden
• Big Ethanol files suit against Scott Pruitt
• Judge rebukes Stormy's lawyer: No more 'publicity tour'
• #MeToo? Straight man files suit against gay boss
• Flashback to last week: Rachel Dolezal arrested for welfare fraud
• Hospital launches rehab for cryptocurrency addiction
• Baptist church removes statue of Jesus because it's 'too Catholic'
• Man has shower head removed from rectum after 'slipping in the bathroom' (wink, wink)
• Expert of the Day: Brian Bosché from Millennial Solution on Starbucks' racial reeducation training session

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 29, 2018

• The NoKo summit is back on
• President looking better for 2020 than 2016 polls showed
• Anti-Trumpers threaten lawmakers' lives in the name of #Resistance
• ABC cancels second season of 'Rosanne' after star's Valerie Jarrett tweet
• Her talent agency drops her too
• And Shepherd Smith goes off on Rosanne
• With 'Rosanne' cancelled why is Joy Reid still at BSNBC
• Morgan Freeman threatens to sue CNN
• CNN's April Ryan tweets article claiming Trump's making it easier for black kids to trafficked
• Trump, Congress get 'er done, media ignore it
• Farrakhan calls for end to white men
• FBI agents afraid to testify about bureau's woes
• Three dead in Belgium terrorist attack
• SCOTUS lets Arkansas' abortion restrictions stand
• ICE holds twice-deported illegal on death of woman, disappearance of her toddler
• Southwest confronts Cal women's coach over infant son
• Stormy's lawyer's law firm hit with $10 million tax judgement
• Warm weather brings violent mobs back to Chicago
• Austria doubles down on benefit cuts for foreigners
• Camera Hogg wants to do a 'die-in' at Trump hotel
• Anti-Putin reporter shot to death in his apartment
• Rumors continue to swirl around Hillary's back brace
• Gazans damage own power lines firing rockets at Israel
• Little Caesers employee shoots and kills attacker wearing clown mask
• Violent vegans terrorize butchers in U.K.
• 'Reparations Happy Hour' for black and brown people paid for by white people
• 'Talcum X' claims unnamed NFL players will strike until Kaepernick is signed
• Idiot Alert! Man burns flag blanket, starts wildfire
• Televangelist seeks donations for $54 million jet
• Expert of the Day: Siraj Hashmi from the Washington Examiner on the off-again, on-again summit with NoKo

Daily Show Prep - Friday May 18, 2018

• Multiple deaths in Texas school shooting, explosives found
• Here's the killer
• Camera Hogg: Get ready for 'politicians acting like they give a s***'
• Never-Trumper opens fire at Trump golf course
• Crazy man is Jonathan Oddi
• More ugly truth comes out about the Parkland shooter
• Fusion GPS boss says FBI told him they had a mole on the inside of Trump campaign
• Freedom Caucus Republicans derail bloated farm bill over food stamps
• Trump takes aim at Planned Parenthood
• Russian in Don, Jr. meeting at Trump Tower had Hillary ties
• USA Today tries to blame 'Second Gilded Age' on Trump
• The '80s are back in multiple Reagan-era reboots
• Big liberal compares Trump to Hitler and media ignore it
• Study: People who live in small towns, rural areas happier than everybody else
• Police raid home of man who posted mushroom dinner on Facebook
• Hair stylist throws customer through window after complaint
• Expert of the Day: Siraj Hashmi from the Washington Examiner on Trump's 'animals' comment

Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 17, 2018

• Trump says Obama spying on his campaign 'bigger than Watergate'
• Spinning the 'Crossfire Hurricane'
• Giuliani on Mueller team: 'We're ready to rip them apart'
• CNN frets about what to do if Mueller doesn't indict the president
• CNN, NYT, ABC, C-SPAN falsely accuse Trump of calling immigrants 'animals'
• Jerry Brown signs a new law to protect illegals
• Gina Haspel confirmed as new CIA director
• Air Force apologizes about tweet about terrorists
• Oil hits $80
• NoKo turns on 'incompetent' SoKo
• Nashville Predators endorse liberal Democrat for mayor
• U.S. birth rates hit all-time low
• Starbucks barista writes 'Beaner' on Latino customer's cup
• Joke Hitler wine gets man jailed
• Idiot school board member stopped for speeding who slandered police apologizes
• In Iraq, rape charges are dropped if rapist marries his victim
• Expert of the Day: Paul Kengor says John Fraud Kerry hasn't changed since Vietnam

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 16, 2018

• Trump says 'we'll have to see' if NoKo summit is still on
• Team Trump ready to up pressure on Mueller to end probe
• Mueller's team told Trump team they can't indict the president
• CNN hack really reaches in trying to finger Don, Jr.
• Senate Intel committee states the obvious: Russia tried to interfere with elections
• They find no smoking gun
• Privacy lost: NY Mets worker fired after being recorded laughing at joke
• 80 percent of asylum cases at border don't meet criteria to enter U.S.
• Cop shoots former student a graduation practice
• Hamas leader says 50 Gazans killed were members of his group
• Democrats lurch left in primaries
• Trump's financial disclosure form shows payment to Cohen for Stormy
• Ca. state bar is investigating Stormy's lawyer
• Parkland coward gets $8,702 a month pension
• 'No-whites-allowed' day is back at Evergreen State
• Crazy woman gets pulled over, tells cop she's 'scared of cops because you hurt black people' 
• Keith Richards: America needs to 'get rid' of Trump
• Murphy Brown reboot has her going up against conservative son
• Oldest living person wishes she had died young
• Man convicted of murder at 14 clears his name after 27 years
• Pro golfer's wife attacks him after he bombed at tournament
• Is that a sawed off shotgun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
• Expert of the Day: Kendra Arnold from FACT on recording uncovering illegal Dem contributions in Colorado primary

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 15, 2018

• NoKo threatens to cancel summit
• Spike Lee goes off on Trump at Cannes
• Who'll stop the White House leaks?
• Mueller refutes Manafort's claim of grand jury leaks by government
• Russians call Mueller's bluff
• Feds know who was behind the 'Vault 7' CIA leaks but can't bring charges
• Seattle council votes 9-0 for tax on big corporations
• Poor People's Campaign snarls Nashville traffic
• Hundreds protest across the country
• BernMe's son says Trump doing 'incredible job' in making voters feel good about themselves
• Willie Brown: Dems should stop bashing Trump
• ISIS leader who burned downed pilot alive is captured
• Sweden needs another 200,000 taxpayers to maintain welfare state
• O'Reilly in talks to NewsMax TV
• Daily Caller responds to Stormy's lawyer's threats
• Parkland shooter committed 58 infractions, should have gone to jail, never arrested
• Millennials twice as stressed as boomers
• Depression diagnoses way up
• Man strips naked because Burger King was closed
• Naked man goes on rampage on Alaska Airlines flight
• Cure for the common cold?
• Royal wedding woes: Father-of-the-bride may not attend
• Poll finds minimal interest among Brits
• Police called to domestic dispute, man arguing with his parrot
• Woman ate endangered animals for YouTube money
• Expert of the Day: Megan Barth from MediaEqualizer.com on BSNBC anchor who wants to wring the neck of White House Press Secretary

Daily Show Prep - Monday May 14, 2018

• Trump was right—some Americans are sick of winning
• LWM Melodrama: As Mueller probe moves into second year, Trump goes into war footing
• Mueller may have his own Russia problem
• U.S. embassy opens in Jerusalem
• Every president since Clinton promised the move but didn't deliver
• Al-Qaeda leader calls for new jihad
• Hamas believed to be responsible for dozens of Gaza protest deaths
• Romney slams Trump's choice of pastor for prayer, calls him a bigot
• CBS piece on Trump and Mar-a-Lago: Fast forward to 6:00
• Porn star says she was sexually assaulted on set of Stormy Daniels movie and she did nothing
• Stormy's lawyer's questionable past emerges
• Threatens to sue reporters for digging into his background
• Blue states in a bind after tax cuts
• White House leakers leak about leaking
• White House aide's plan to stop leaks
• FLOTUS hospitalized for kidney surgery
• The 'white minority' illusion
• Italy to move to a 15 percent flat tax
• Heard on The Phil Valentine Show: Piers Morgan on Monaco's lack of income tax
• Trump calls Waffle House hero to thank him
• Male sexlessness is on the rise, and it might have to do with a long-term bad economy
• Margot Kidder dead at 69
• Harry Reid has surgery for pancreatic cancer
• WHO aims to wipe out trans fats worldwide
• Caged tiger at prom causes outrage
• American Airlines bans insects, hedgehogs, an goats as emotional support animals
• Your favorite foods contain bugs and other nasty things
• Expert of the Day: Anna Giaritelli from the Washington Examiner says TSA finds a record-breaking 26 guns at checkpoint in one day

Daily Show Prep - Friday May 11, 2018

• FBI may have had a mole inside the Trump campaign
• Even money is on Stefan Halper
• Report: Brennan conspired with Strzok and John Fraud Kerry to set up minor Trump players
• Mueller investigating foreign donations to Trump inaugural
• Ex-CIA contractor pleads guilty to taking classified information home
• Comey asks those supporting Trump: 'What will you tell your grandchildren?'
• Fox Business bans general who called McCain 'Songbird John'
• Listen to McCain's 'confession' from 1969
• Trump unloads on DHS chief over continued illegal border crossings
• Half of Americans now live in sanctuaries protecting illegals
• Nine of the 10 most vulnerable senators in mid-terms are Democrat
• Analysis looks at how much free media Stormy's lawyer has gotten
• Man fined $120 million for nearly 100 million robocalls
• Tsunami warning accidentally broadcast in Alaska
• London mayor bans all junk food ads on city transit
• Democrat candidate ad says 'F*** NRA' and TV station airs it
• Starbucks' bathrooms are now open to all
• CEO: This is not the time to build walls
• Blue states rally to upend Electoral College
• She goes on one date and texts the man 65,000 times
• Black lady claims racism at traffic stop, cop cam shows otherwise
• Cornhole tournament turns into all-out brawl
• Expert of the Day: Curt Mills from National Interest magazine on Trump's approval ratings

Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 10, 2018

• NoKo prisoners come home
• John Brennan says Kim 'duped' Trump
• Media try to draw parallels between Obama negotiating hostage release and Trump
• Russians ready to fight Mueller in court
• Pence says it's time to wrap up Mueller investigation
• Who's paying Stormy's lawyer?
• Cheney: China is the most serious threat to the U.S.
• Israel strikes Iranian targets in Syria
• Gas tops $4 in California
• Ca. bailing Elon Musk out
• Dow turns positive for the year
• Spotify removes R. Kelly music from its playlist as part of hate content policy
• Terrorists are still recruiting on Facebook despite Zuckerberg's assurances
• Baltimore hits 100 homicides already this year
• Cryptocurrency billionaire trying to split Ca. into three states
• Rolls-Royce debuts $325,000 SUV
• Fish with human-looking teeth caught off coast of South Carolina
• Hundreds descend on Vegas for 'world's biggest orgy'
• CNN freaks over sign that tells libs to get their guns if they impeach Trump
• Man claims his dog shot him
• Guest: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner about how NBC is helping Stormy
• Expert of the Day: Maria Espinoza from The Remembrance Project on how Trump is deporting the illegal alien Democrat voting base at a record clip

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 9, 2018

• NoKo releases 3 prisoners
• Oil soars after Trump dumps Iran nuke deal
• Record tax receipts pour in in April
• National Guard helped border patrol nab 1,600 more illegals
• Trump floats the idea of taking away media credentials from some journalists
• NBC internal probe finds no culture of harassment
• Stormy's lawyer claims Trump's lawyer got $500,000 from Russian oligarch
• Disney lost possibly $100 million on leftist 'A Wrinkle in Time'
• Boy Scout plagued by child abuse suits
• Priest seduces women seeking spiritual counseling, just gets probation
• TN man arrested for having sex with a horse...twice
• Ca. EPA claims we're destroying the planet, need to go to zero CO2 emissions
• Homeless crisis crushing Ca. libraries
• 'Deodorant challenge' leaves girl in hospital
• 1 in 4 couples sleep apart for better rest
• Company sold $25,000 'service dogs' that were just untrained puppies
• Guest: Sen. Jim DeMint on 'Make Congress Work Again'
• Expert of the Day: Steven Nelson from the Washington Examiner says John Bolton says Iran deal decision isn't prelude to U.S. invasion

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 8, 2018

• Trump exits Iran nuke deal
• Iran's leader warns of 'problems' if the U.S. leaves the agreement
• And Obama's not happy
• Trump TV coverage 90 percent negative
• Trump numbers continue to climb despite the negative press
• NY AG resigns after being accused of assaulting women
• Don, Jr. gloats after Schneiderman's resignation
• Guiliani wants parameters of Mueller interview with Trump set by May 17
• KSM wants to weigh in on new CIA nominee
• Jerusalem names square after Trump
• McCain doesn't want Trump at his funeral
• Climate skeptics more eco-friendly than climate alarmists
• CNN contributor says Melania Trump is 'not culturally American'
• Pedestrian fatalities skyrocket
• Tom Brady's Met Gala outfit gets ridiculed
• First Kurd to join Nashville police indicted on 57 counts of misconduct
• Ex-Duke basketball star's mother says NCAA rules are like slavery
• Man jailed for beating mom with light saber
• Man leaves his car running in gas station parking lot, ends up in jail
• Expert of the Day: Gerard Scimeca from Consumer Action for a Strong Economy says liberals are using the IRS to intimidate private colleges

Daily Show Prep - Monday May 7, 2018

• Housing confidence hits record high
• Mueller's 'witch hunt' may be in trouble
• Rosie O'Donnell appears to have willfully broken campaign laws
• Oil breaks $70 a barrel
• Then gives up gains after Trump announces developments on Iran deal
• NAFTA talks enter critical week
• Mexico deploys deportation force near its own southern border
• DNC deputy chairman wears an 'I don't believe in borders' t-shirt
• LA officials blame racism for rise in STDs
• If solar is so great, why does Ca. force everybody to have it?
• California exodus surges
• Trump's NRA speech provokes anger from France, England
• Hillary's wearing a back brace
• Mad Maxine's meltdown: 'Damn this president!'
• Alabama Dem senator says DNC suing Trump is the wrong way to go
• Convicted coal baron surging on eve of WV election
• Some Republicans in key elections shy away from tax cuts
• Obama's calorie count menu mandate goes into effect
• Chuckie 'I want to legalize pot' Schumer wants the FDA to crack down on vaping
• Buffett says all but three American newspapers are doomed
• George Zimmerman charged with stalking
• Jim Bakker prepares viewers for the Apocalypse
• Paris art gallery had clothes-free weekend
• 13-year-old regains consciousness after parents sign papers to harvest his organs
• Scientists can now reanimate a brain after body dies
• Expert of the Day: Philip Klein from the Washington Examiner on Iran warning that we'll regret withdrawing from the nuke deal

Daily Show Prep - Friday May 4, 2018

• Unemployment at 18-year low
• Black unemployment hits new record low
• Valerie Jarrett wants to credit Obama
• Trump approval at 51 percent
• Federal judge questions Mueller's powers in Manafort case
• Mueller now focusing on Roger Stone
• Guiliana believes 50/50 chance Mueller subpoenas Trump
• FBI has not requested e-mails from disgraced anti-Trump FBI agents
• Antifa group calls for 'revolutionary violence'
• ACLU claims criminals are harder to prosecute because of Trump
• OMG! 90,000 Hondurans could be sent home
• U.S. to become world's top oil exporter
• Crazy liberal reporter claims Sarah Sanders wanted to start a physical fight with her
• Chinese fired lasers at U.S. pilots
• John Fraud Kerry is conducting his own diplomacy to save Iran deal
• United apologizes for out of control flight attendant
• Iowa guv to sign 'heartbeat' abortion bill
• Ca. store sued over 'no Spanish' policy 
• Detroit radio station boycotting Kanye music
• Second hidden camera found in Starbucks bathroom
• Horse sues former owner for $100,000
• Restaurant manager shows up at woman's home to complain about Yelp review
• Ray Stevens' CabaRay Showroom
• Expert of the Day: Greg Baylor from Alliance Defending Freedom on being dropped by Amazon Smile because the SPLC deemed them a hate group

Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 3, 2018

• Rudy spills the beans: Trump repaid Cohen for Stormy payoff
• GOP congressman wants hearings
• Kellyanne Conway's husband tweets statute suggesting Trump broke the law
• Feds wiretapped phone call between Cohen and Trump
• Trump hires Clinton impeachment lawyer
• Can Trump be forced to testify?
• House resolution tells Mueller to put up or shut up
• Shooting at a Nashville mall
• Over 50 'caravaners' allowed into the U.S.
• Soros group launches app to help illegals avoid feds
• New lawsuit may overturn DACA
• Amazon fires back at Seattle's proposed 'head tax'
• How your tax dollars are being wasted
• The worst campaign ad of all time
• Cambridge Analytica is shutting down
• 3 Americans detained in NoKo may be set for release
• Professor claims oil demand will drop dramatically in next 10 years
• Fresh fears for mobile phone brain tumors
• Socialists silent after death of Alfie Evans
• Charlie Rose's misconduct was widespread at CBS, investigation shows
• House chaplain retracts his resignation, dares Paul Ryan to fire him
• 'Last Man Standing' may be coming back to TV, this time on Fox
• Man arrested for practicing karate on swans
• MIT develops headset that gives voice to the voice inside your head
• Extremely drunk man tries to have sex with car tailpipe, subdued with stun gun
• Expert of the Day: Siraj Hashmi of the Washington Examiner says Kanye wants to be like The Donald

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 2, 2018

• Mueller raised prospect of forcing Trump before a grand jury
• Obstruction of justice is the key focus
• Trump may now be leaning against sitting down with Mueller
• Former Trump campaign consultant explodes after losing house to legal fees
• Nearly half of Americans favor government-guaranteed jobs for all
• AP review of courts confirms Trump's suspicion of bias
• Exhibit A: 9th Circuit says homeless man can sue L.A. over euthanized pigeons
• Wall Street firm slaps down NYC in move to Nashville
• Former Trump doctor says he felt like a slave when he signed off on bill of health
• The so-called 'raid' on his office was a handover to White House doctor
• Kanye's slavery comments create a stir
• Dr. Phil says Kanye is empowering hate groups
• Dr. Oz says Kanye needs to stay on his meds
• Judge rules Iran must pay families of 9/11 victims
• Pro-Second Amendment students walk out of class
• Third woman comes forward with accusation against Brokaw
• Tom Brady on NFL ratings: 'I don't follow it like I used to'
• Redskins cheerleaders claim they were forced to pose topless for sponsors
• Government now requires new cars to have backup cameras
• French president raises eyebrows after calling Aussie PM's wife 'delicious'
• Nashville's proposed mass transit initiative is massively rejected by voters
• 3 arrested in Charlotte after setting flag on fire
• 104-year-old Aussie flying to Europe to end his life, regrets living this long
• Barber ditches scissors to style hair with fire
• Expert of the Day: Philip Wegmann, Washington Examiner, says Dems don't know what they're in for with their left-wing version of 'Flight 93'