Daily Show Prep - Monday May 14, 2018

• Trump was right—some Americans are sick of winning
• LWM Melodrama: As Mueller probe moves into second year, Trump goes into war footing
• Mueller may have his own Russia problem
• U.S. embassy opens in Jerusalem
• Every president since Clinton promised the move but didn't deliver
• Al-Qaeda leader calls for new jihad
• Hamas believed to be responsible for dozens of Gaza protest deaths
• Romney slams Trump's choice of pastor for prayer, calls him a bigot
• CBS piece on Trump and Mar-a-Lago: Fast forward to 6:00
• Porn star says she was sexually assaulted on set of Stormy Daniels movie and she did nothing
• Stormy's lawyer's questionable past emerges
• Threatens to sue reporters for digging into his background
• Blue states in a bind after tax cuts
• White House leakers leak about leaking
• White House aide's plan to stop leaks
• FLOTUS hospitalized for kidney surgery
• The 'white minority' illusion
• Italy to move to a 15 percent flat tax
• Heard on The Phil Valentine Show: Piers Morgan on Monaco's lack of income tax
• Trump calls Waffle House hero to thank him
• Male sexlessness is on the rise, and it might have to do with a long-term bad economy
• Margot Kidder dead at 69
• Harry Reid has surgery for pancreatic cancer
• WHO aims to wipe out trans fats worldwide
• Caged tiger at prom causes outrage
• American Airlines bans insects, hedgehogs, an goats as emotional support animals
• Your favorite foods contain bugs and other nasty things
• Expert of the Day: Anna Giaritelli from the Washington Examiner says TSA finds a record-breaking 26 guns at checkpoint in one day