Daily Show Prep - Wednesday October 31, 2018

• Phil's 'I Never Served' poem
• 'No More Mr. White Guy' song parody
• 5 freed from Gitmo in Bergdahl deal join Taliban
• Job growth continues at better than expected pace in October
• Bigot Don the Lemon says 'the biggest terror threat in this country is white men'
• Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris accused of breaking fundraising rules over Kavanaugh vote
• Dem at risk of losing senate seat seems to embrace Trump's birthright citizenship change
• McCaskill in cat fight with liberal legislator
• Crazy woman screams at Trump in Pittsburgh
• ABC asks if Trump is 'stoking fear'
• What did the author of the 14th Amendment citizenship clause have in mind?
• See the Marsha Blackburn ad that Google blocked
• Kanye says he's leaving politics
• Trump says: "We get along great"
• FedEx drops NRA deal
• Liberals cry louder for single-payer healthcare while England's nightmare worsens
• Only 26 percent believe canceling Megyn Kelly's show was appropriate consequence
• 9/11 terrorist back on the streets
• Streisand says GOP making her fat, considering moving to Canada if they win again
• California city council candidate caught dropping off his 86-year-old wheelchair-bound mother to panhandle
• Media now say caravaners are fleeing global warming
• Record snowfall in Italy traps 170 people
• Spain's winter starting like last winter which was worst in 100 years
• Snow in Morocco far, far earlier than usual
• Give up pot and cognitive quickly improves
• Diners at vegetarian restaurant served human flesh
• U.S. Marshals seeking transgender in child abuse case
• A Halloween parody: Trigger
• 12 Politically incorrect Halloween costumes
• Expert of the Day: Tony Mecia from the Weekly Standard says socialism is only popular because people don't really know what it is

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday October 30, 2018

• Phil's 'I Never Served' poem
• 'No More Mr. White Guy' song parody
• Trump plans to end birthright citizenship
• Lindsey Graham applauds Trump
• Can he do it?
• Pa. guv and Pittsburgh mayor refuse to be seen with Trump at synagogue
• Synagogue rabbi gets hate mail for welcoming Trump
• BSNBC guest blames Mark Levin—a Jew—for synagogue shooting
• Don the Lemon blames conservatives: 'I don't see Democrats killing people'
• Here are several examples of Democrats killing, or trying to kill, people
• Actor calls for 'blood in the streets' if Dems don't win in November
• TN State Representative Bo Mitchell caught stealing Blackburn yard signs
• Trump's support among black voters at record high
• Consumer confidence at the highest level since 2000
• Mueller says women were 'offered money' to make false claims against him
• Caravan being bussed north
• Father kills gunman who opens fire at McDonald's
• Apple Watches being manufactured by forced student labor in China
• Gen Zers stressed out about issues in the news
• Mobster Whitey Bulger killed in prison
• ACLU: City vagrancy proposal discriminates against homeless
• State Dept. spokesman Heather Nauert considered for UN ambassador
• Homeland Security called in to investigate pulled over truck in SC
• NC city playfully 'bans' a certain Halloween candy
• Ben & Jerry's launches 'Resist' ice cream
• Guest: Michael Anton, former National Security Advisor, on birthright citizenship
• Expert of the Day: Josh Siegel from the Washington Examiner on DC moving toward getting rid of fossil fuels altogether

Daily Show Prep - Monday October 29, 2018

• Trump-hating anti-Semite kills 11 at synagogue
• Trump accuses media of stoking anger
• A partial list of fake news
• Protesters interrupt moment of silence for synagogue victims
• Gunman shoots out windows of GOP office in FL
• CNN's Acosta challenges Sarah Sanders to have the guts to call CNN fake news
• Migrant caravan halts after report of abducted child
• You think this leftist group isn't sponsoring the caravan?
• Dead heat in 3 key senate races
• Check out this new 'Democrat ad'—Hilarious
• Soros-funded groups want to ban 'hate speech' on social media
• Hillary cracks 'they all look alike' joke about Corey Booker and Eric Holder
• Trump may answer Mueller's questions after the midterms
• Assange says Ecuador seeking to hand him over to U.S.
• Stocks tumble again
• Secret Service imposter is 17-year-old boy
• Pot heightens the risk of psychosis
• Fired Christian firefighter wins against city that fired him
• Expert of the Day: Anna Giaritelli from the Washington Examiner about troops at the border

Daily Show Prep - Friday October 26, 2018

• Mail bomb suspect taken into custody
• Raged against libs on social media
• Had a long criminal history
• Dem AG doesn't want bomber news to distract from global warming
• The leftists behind the caravan
• Third quarter GDP at 3.5 percent
• Trump notches big win against Russia after Germany folds on gas imports
• Putin invited to Washington
• Texas voters report voting machine problems
• Texas Dem leader funded voter fraud ring, AG says
• Megyn Kelly playing the #MeToo card
• Outrage on the left over Megyn Kelly's 'blackface' comments, but look at these lefties
• NBC news sat on info that contradicted Avenatti's client in Kavanaugh claim
• European Court: Calling Mohammed a pedophile not covered by free speech
• The fact that Mohammed was a pedophile doesn't matter
• GM proposes government mandate on electric cars
• Man caught trying to steal Magna Carta with hammer
• Woman regrets removing her belly button and 'gifting' it to her boyfriend
• Expert of the Day: Steven Nelson from the Washington Examiner on the mail bomber

Daily Show Prep - Thursday October 25, 2018

• De Niro, Biden receive bomb packages
• Featured parody of ISIS flag
• Bomber likely left behind mass of forensics clues
• Bombs had names misspelled
• House office building evacuated
• Meanwhile: NY Times publishes Trump assassination fantasy
• Trump sends 800 more troops to border
• Mueller said to be investigating Jerome Corsi
• Grassley refers Swetnick, Avenatti to DOJ for possible criminal investigation
• Megyn Kelly out at NBC over 'blackface' comments
• Dropped by her talent agency
• All the voters of TN need to know about Phil Bredesen
• Another angry Dem thug knocks off black man's MAGA hat
• NSA sitting on documents that could point to Seth Rich as DNC hacker, not Russia
• Creepy Porn Lawyer: 2020 Dem nominee 'better be a white male'
• Over half of America gets more in welfare than it pays in taxes
• Pope compares conservatives to Hitler
• Student called into Title IX meeting after calling drag show 'deviant'
• Military plane accidentally drops Humvee on neighborhood
• Daily Beast calls attempted killer a 'former GOP candidate' when he's really a leftist protester
• Dozens more breakfast foods test positive for weed killer
• Some scientists believe putting lithium in our water could prevent suicide

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday October 24, 2018

• Bombs sent to Clintons, Obamas, Soros
• Trump condemns 'political violence of any kind'
• Flashback from CNN: Antifa seeks 'peace through violence'
• Caravan swells to 14,000
• Accused murderer traveling with minor arrested at Texas border
• Officials prepare for potential false claims of election interference
• Megyn Kelly makes tearful on-air apology over blackface comment
• Snowflake Alert! 25 percent of college students report stress over 2016 election
• Michigan city bans clowns on Halloween
• Antarctic researcher snaps and stabs colleague
• Satan-worshipping girls planned to kill, dismember 15 students at FL school
• Phil Valentine names 'Best Conservative' by Nashville Scene readers (4th story down)
• Guest: Sheriff David Clarke on the pipe bombs and the illegal caravan
• Expert of the Day: John Heubusch, executive director of the Reagan Foundation, on Trump and his new thriller, The Second Coming

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday October 23, 2018

• The caravan continues toward the U.S.
• Previously deported illegals using caravan to sneak back into the country
• Gov. Abbott confirms 'terrorists' from other countries are in caravan
• Caravan includes migrants from India, Bangladesh, and Africa
• Caravaner says there are 'criminals everywhere'
• Judicial Watch says gangbangers and other criminals among the caravan
• Campbell Soup distances itself from executive who says Soros is behind caravan
• Second caravan coming behind first
• Florida Dem gubernatorial candidate will not turn criminal illegals over to ICE
• Sessions seeks to expand power on immigration cases
• The Week: How the Mueller fairy tale ends
• The left freaks after Trump calls himself a nationalist
• Twitter shadow-bans man who accused Corey Booker of sexual assault
• Vandals throw boulder through Rep. McCarthy's office window, steal equipment
• Khashoggimania and our Islamist-colluding media
• TX Dem Party sent voter registrations to dead people
• Trump's economic council publishes paper linking Dems to Mao, Stalin, Marx
• Man shot by security guard after breaking into Fox affiliate
• Dem candidate caught stealing opponents pamphlet from house, replacing with her own
• 20 injured in Rome after escalator loses control
• Beware of the office pool lottery ticket
• If you say you'll quit your job if you win the lottery it may be time for a career change
• Megyn Kelly gets 'woke' on Halloween costumes
• Expert of the Day: Kimberly Leonard from the Washington Examiner on the next big test for Obamacare's Medicaid expansion

Daily Show Prep - Monday October 22, 2018

• Illegal caravan swells to 7,000
• Trump to start cutting off aid to countries as caravan advances toward U.S.
• One caravaner says Trump the 'Antichrist,' 'going to hell'
• Louis Gohmert says use RICO laws to find out who's funding the caravan
• Rent-a-mob company accused of extortion
• Antifa thug arrested for assault and making a terroristic threat
• Dems coming out in droves in NV for early voting
• Top Dems urge caution on 'blue wave' expectations
• RealClearPolitics president says latest polling good news for GOP
• NBC: Republicans outpacing Dems in key states
• Mueller examining conflicting accounts by Roger Stone
• Corey Booger wants to give poor kids $50,000
• Other Dems join in, want to repeal Trump tax cuts and give money to poor
• L.A. mayor blames Washington for 50 percent spike in homelessness
• 'Gosnell' producers send letter to film critics questioning blackout
• Panthers player confronts Eagles player for not kneeling during anthem
• Creepy porn lawyer lived high life while owing the IRS millions
• Avenatti evicted from his office
• Axios CEO scolds Twitter, social media for being leftist
• PETA says cow's milk is a symbol of white supremacy
• NYPD boss accused of shoving her panties in co-worker's mouth

Daily Show Prep - Friday October 19, 2018

• Saudis say Khashoggi died after a fight, investigation continues
• Former FBI official says Rosenstein was serious about secretly taping Trump
• Russian woman charged with meddling in 2018 U.S. elections
• Trump lists 14 things he'll do if Republicans win the midterms
• Illegal caravan heading toward U.S. grows to over 4,000
• Texas Dems ask noncitizens to register to vote
• Nellie Ohr invokes 'marital privilege'
• NY man arrested for murder threats against two senators who voted for Kavanaugh
• Loretta Lynch: Voter ID laws are meant to 'scare people away' from the polls
• 'Halloween' billboard hijacked to troll Mad Maxine
• A right-wing 'Halloween?' Guns are good.
• Bruce Willis film scrapped after co-star disappears over unpaid Chinese taxes
• 'First Man' star calls Trump 'the giant penis of America'
• Schumer says there's too much political correctness in this country
• CNN's Jim Acosta tells former Melania aide 'F*** you'
• Rosie says it took her a year to calm down after Trump election
• Two 'Proud Boys' arrested after New York brawl
• Who are the 'Proud Boys?'
• Nikki Haley was a hit at Al Smith dinner
• Finally! Facebook takes down Farrakhan video calling Jews 'termites'
• Vatican ambassador blames gay priesthood for sex abuse
• French lawmakers wants to outlaw mockery of accents
• White privilege symposium will feature 'racial justice' board game
• Unwanted game of 'footsies' ends in plane making emergency landing
• Woman says man broke into her house and made himself breakfast
• Expert of the Day: Richard Goldberg from the Foundation for Defense of Democracies on Iranian oil heading to China

Daily Show Prep - Thursday October 18, 2018

• Dem congressional candidates have raised $1 billion
• Record number of illegal families cross border
• Trump threatens to send military to border
• Bolton and Kelly get into heated argument over border crossings
• Accused Treasury leaker had 'co-conspirator' in plot to dish dirt on Trump officials
• Jobless claims remain at 50-year low
• Hmmm. Saudi who arrived in Turkey same day as Khashoggi is killed in traffic accident
• ISIS returns to Syria, takes hostages
• Hate crime: 'Look at this f***ing white guy' black man says before attacking him
• Restaurant owner gets death threats after renting event room to GOP senate candidate
• Guy who sent white powder to DJTJ pleads guilty
• Soros Dem arrested for battering GOP candidate's female campaign manager
• Eight violent attacks on Republicans just this year
• Exorcist plans counter-attack against witches putting hex on Kavanaugh
• DOJ opens investigation into Catholic Church sex abuse
• Daily Beast: 'Dear God, Hillary Clinton. Please, just go.'
• Kamala Harris wants to pay you if you make less than $100,000 a year
• Lead detective in Weinstein case told accuser to delete messages from her phone
• Kristen Bell says 'Snow White' kiss sends controversial message about consent
• Another teacher pleads guilty to sex with a 14-year-old student
• White woman fired after blocking black man from her condo building
• Kleenex to rebrand 'mansize' tissues after complaint
• Expert of the Day: Americans for Prosperity NM State Director Burly Cain on job licensing

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday October 17, 2018

• U.S. regains crown as most competitive economy
• Pittsburgh best city for jobs
• Mueller expected to release key findings of probe after midterms
• Treasury official arrested for leaking Manafort docs to media
• Senior FBI official accepted gift from reporter then lied about it
• Pelosi not willing to trade anything for border wall
• Suspects in Khashoggi case had ties to Saudi crown prince
• Media ignoring Khashoggi's ties to Osama bin Laden
• AP: Trump says he won't accept blame for GOP midterm loss, only he doesn't actually say that
• Illegal caravan grows to 4,000
• Trump broadens to 3 countries his threat to cut off funds for facilitating illegals
• Farrakhan calls Jews 'termites'
• Twitter says Farrakhan's racism doesn't violate their terms
• Steel workers set to get biggest pay raise in years
• Three border patrol agents assaulted in five days
• Columbus police officer gives two boys a lesson about BB gun
• Woman cyclist cries foul after man wins women's world championship
• George Lopez confronts Trump supporter at Hooters
• Harvard's gatekeeper admits SAT cutoff scores based on race
• Study: Liberal bias among college administrators worse than the professors
• Professor claims global warming could unleash black death
• 'Roseanne' without Roseanne garners half the ratings but still strong
• Study: Work less, live longer
• Can finger length reveal your sexuality?
• Authorities looking for naked man who swam in shark tank
• Rapper says he was bullied at first orgy at age 13
• First Lady's office calls out rapper for video featuring Melania lookalike
• Expert of the Day: Dinesh D'Souza on his movie coming out on DVD as well as the midterms, Antifa and mob rule, and socialism

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday October 16, 2018

• Trump threatens to cut aid to Honduras over immigrant caravan
• Saudis admit to killing WashPo columnist
• Lindsey Graham: Bin Salman 'has to go'
• Cherokee Nation calls Sen. Warren's DNA test 'useless'
• Lindsey Graham to take DNA test to find Indian roots
• Cherokee Nation by Jim Gossett
• Trump calls Stormy 'Horseface,' threatened to 'go after' her after her suit was thrown out
• Other case against Trump is weaker than the one thrown out
• Gloria Steinem's rape cover-up?
• China calls Muslim internment camps 'free vocational training'
• Google CEO defends censored Chinese search engine
• Facebook will ban 'misinformation' on voting in upcoming elections
• MO polls show positive trend for Republican senate candidate
• MN polls show GOP senate candidate within striking distance
• Possible ricin letter sent to Sen. Collins
• Australia considering moving its Israeli embassy to Jerusalem
• Student made cookies with grandparents ashes, served to fellow students
• Flight attendant falls out of plane
• Expert of the Day: Dr. John Huber on the state of mental health in the United States

Daily Show Prep - Monday October 15, 2018

• Turley: Three reasons Mueller may not charge Trump with obstruction
• Highlights of the 60 Minutes interview
• Elizabeth Warren actually has some Indian blood
• Trump reacts: 'Who cares? I hope she runs.'
• DNA test does not prove she's an Indian
• Half-percent Breed song parody
• Presumed dead WashPo columnist may have been Muslim Brotherhood spy
• Khashoggi was friends with Osama bin Laden
• 'Gosnell' movie breaks top 10 despite media blackout
• Gore exploits Hurricane Michael, says 'we have a global emergency'
• Antifa brawls with Patriot Prayer in Portland
• Violence after 'Proud Boys' speech, NY guv expresses no tolerance for free speech
• Muslim livery driver shouts 'Allah,' beats Jewish man on way to synagogue
• Top 3 percent of taxpayers pay most of the income tax
• Ga. Dem guv candidate brags 'blue wave' will include illegals
• Update: Principal who made student remove Trump jersey has been fired
• Rich San Fran businesses face homeless tax
• Vandy has a campus-wide emotional support dog
• New caravan heading toward U.S./Mexico border
• Guatemala says they'll turn them away
• U.S. eyes military bases for coal, gas exports
• NY Times columnist: Ending discrimination against Asian-Americans in college admissions would do them 'egregious harm'
• Record cold in Denver
• World's oldest woman says long life is punishment from God
• Sex doll firm offers replicas of dead partners
• Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner says we need to talk about Jared Kushner's accomplishments, or lack thereof

Daily Show Prep - Friday October 12, 2018

• 'Gosnell' opens nationwide today—Go see this movie!
• NBC blasts 'Gosnell'
• The 'relentless' promise-keeping of the Trump administration
• SoKo president: Kim intends to get rid of all of his nukes
• Dems, GOP argue over 'mob rule'
• S.E. Cupp accuses Trump of exploiting Kanye: 'A man who's clearly not okay'
• Former RNC chairman exposes himself as unqualified leftist, says Trump's still a racist after Kanye visit
• Another pro-life activist attacked
• Crazy who kicked the pro-life woman arrested
• And yet another member of the mob
• Witches to hex Kavanaugh
• The radical left's sex crimes hypocrisy
• Politico: Trump may not be crazy, but the rest of us are getting there fast
• Trump advisor's third grade teacher after calling him 'strange dude' who ate glue
• Rand Paul: Media covered up Scalise shooter shouting, 'This is for health care!'
• Hillary loses security clearance
• Taylor Swift isn't registered to vote in Tennessee
• Chris Matthews: Trump's rallies are 'a taste of Mussolini'
• ABC worries firing Roseanne was 'knee-jerk reaction'
• Turks say Saudis killed WashPo columnist
• Global business leaders suspend ties with Saudi Arabia
• Minneapolis mayor mandates police car placards aimed at helping illegals
• Winter comes early
• Transgender prisoner gets life after raping two in female jail
• School forces boy to remove Trump jersey at ballgame
• Vast majority believes political correctness is a problem
• Schwarzenegger apologies for popularizing 'girlie men'
• IPCC now claims all warming since the Little Ice Age is manmade
• Oranges were grown in the warm climate of Northern Florida in the 1800s
• Low-emission cows. Yeah, low-emission cows
• Lindsey Buckingham sues Fleetwood Mac for kicking him out of the band
• Expert of the Day: James Hirsen from the Left Coast Report on Newsmax talks about Taylor Swift getting political

Daily Show Prep - Thursday October 11, 2018

• Kanye lays it down in the Oval Office
• BSNBC calls it 'bonkers'
• Flashback: Trump approval rating among blacks at 36 percent
• President Trump's lawyers preparing written answers to Mueller's questions
• Fusion GPS head pleads the Fifth, Rosenstein is a no-show at House Judiciary Committee
• Bredesen campaign workers say he really didn't mean it on Kavanaugh vote
• Volunteers bolt Bredesen campaign over Kavanaugh support
• Lou Barletta: The economy's so good even Colin Kaepernick got a job
• NY Times turns mob accusations back on Trump
• Hurricane Michael terrified those who stayed
• Hurricanes are not getting stronger and more frequent, Al
• Trump warns Saudi Arabia on columnist who was possibly murdered
• UFC star who gave shout out to Kavanaugh responds to haters
• Trump Derangement Syndrome: Man planned to blow himself up over direction of country
• Rubio, Smith say China should not be allowed to host 2022 Olympics
• Quinnipiac: Cruz up by 9 in Texas senate race
• Women discussed Vegas shooting before it happened
• Weinstein sexual assault case in danger of falling apart
• Mikey 'The Rat' Cohen now a registered Democrat
• Authorities find solar-powered tunnel connecting Mexico with U.S.
• Study: America's obesity is threatening national security
• Typhus outbreak spreads to another Ca. city
• Claim: Huge reduction in meat eating essential to avoid climate breakdown
• Postal worker stole more than $600,000 in stamps
• Expert of the Day: Brian Kilmeade from Fox & Friends on his book 'Andrew Jackson and the Miracle of New Orleans'

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday October 10, 2018

• Michael blasts the Gulf Coast
• Trump says 'The Fed has gone crazy' following market sell-off
• Another CNN anchor shuts down guest who refers to leftist mob as a mob
• Portland police want to charge motorist with crimes after escaping violent mob
• Dems consider becoming 'more ruthless' after losing Kavanaugh fight
• CNN panel mocks Kanye as 'token negro'
• Conservative students—including Susan Rice's son—attacked at Stanford for promoting 'innocent until proven guilty'
• Eric Holder: 'When they go low, we kick 'em'
• Hillary says Bill's sexual harassment allegations different from Trump
• Juanita Broaddrick furious
• AZ senate hopeful promoted event featuring convicted terror lawyer
• McSally surges ahead in latest AZ senate poll
• Republican pulls ahead in NV senate race
• Tom Arnold wigs out on Dean Cain for starring in 'Gosnell' movie
• Find a theater in your area for 'Gosnell'
• Sen. Rand Paul asks FBI director if they're listening to Trump
• American Music Awards hit record low despite Taylor Swift opening show
• Woman escorted from plane after refusing to fly with emotional support squirrel
• Mental health disorders on the rise worldwide
• Lexus debuts first-ever yacht
• Virgin Atlantic selling tickets for 'Pride' flight featuring drag queens
• Expert of the Day: Karen Straughan says the war on men is the official slogan of the Democrats

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday October 9, 2018

• Kanye set for White House lunch with Trump
• Voter registration skyrockets after Taylor Swift push
• Then this outlet says there's no evidence Taylor caused spike in voter registration
• UN Ambassador Haley is resigning
• Resignation comes a day after ethics watchdog asks for investigation
• Study: Trump news coverage is 92 percent negative
• CNN refuses to call leftwing mob a mob
• Trump tariffs raise $4.4 billion
• MN teacher put on leave after Trump tweet threat
• Heitkamp didn't push to prosecute sexual abuse at a school in the 1990s as AG
• Rand Paul's wife sleeps with a loaded gun after threats
• Former top FBI lawyer testified Rosenstein was serious about recording Trump
• Illegal charged with brutally raping NY woman
• US paying more for illegal births than Trump's wall
• Kevin McCarthy to introduce a bill this week to fully fund the wall
• Judicial Watch: Obama State Department was working hand in glove with Soros operatives
• Ca. DMV: Some are illegally be registered to vote
• Universal Basic Income would significantly reduce work, increase government dependency
• 3 scholars wrote 20 hoax papers, 7 got published in peer-reviewed journals
• Kimmel asks people what they think of Supreme Court nominee Christopher Columbus
• Morgan Stanley: 'American exceptionalism' among global investors has never been higher
• Trump lifts ethanol summer ban
• PG&E power lines caused 13 wildfires last year
• Mayor de Blasio signs bill adding 'gender X' to birth certificates
• Netflix 'addict' checks into clinic
• Loneliness emerging as health threat
• Batwoman is a lesbian
• How men get penalized for straying from masculine norms
• Robert Redford feels 'out of place' in America
• Greece bans fat tourists from riding donkeys
• Expert of the Day: Richard Goldberg from FDD on US freezing $1.75 in Iranian assets

Daily Show Prep - Monday October 8, 2018

• Crazy leftists claw at Supreme Court door as Kavanaugh is sworn in
• DNC: Trump, GOP must 'pay a price for Kavanaugh'
• School teacher encourages hit on Kavanaugh
• Colbert writer brags about ruining Kavanaugh's life
• Libs turn on CPL (Creepy Porn Lawyer), blame him for Kavanaugh victory
• On his first day on job, Kavanaugh hires as many black clerks as Ruth Vader Ginsburg has her entire tenure
• Google design lead goes on profane anti-GOP rant on Twitter
• Trump has no plans to fire Rosenstein
• Pope blames devil for Church divisions
• Bill and Hillary go on the road
• NJ Dem in surprisingly tight race
• Homophobic tweets from CNN's White House reporter surface
• China admits detaining missing Interpol chief
• The Psychology of Victimhood
• Canadian ISIS member caught trying to return to Canada
• PC astronaut apologizes for quoting Churchill
• Pro-migrant protestor robbed after rally by migrant
• UN report suggests $240-per-gallon gas to fight global warming
• Harvard study finds wind farms increase surface temps
• Politicized Nobel Prize goes to climate change economists
• Dirt people continue to tell us we have only 10 years to do something
• A history of bogus climate science claims
• Study: Human race faces extinction if sperm count continues to fall
• Peer-reviewed journal publishes study on Hooters
• 5G network uses same EMF waves as Pentagon crowd control system
• Expert of the Day: Steven Nelson from the Washington Examiner talks about Ralph Nader saying Jeff Flake had lowered himself into Trump's swamp with Kavanaugh vote

Daily Show Prep - Friday October 5, 2018

• Unemployment at lowest level since 1969
• Hispanic unemployment hits a new record low
• Manufacturing confidence at all-time high
• Federal government jobs cut by 16,000 under Trump
• Trump's approval rating hits 51 percent
• Kavanaugh passes first hurdle, big vote scheduled for Saturday
• Flake is yes...again
• Murkowski is a no vote
• Collins and Manchin are yeses
• Avenatti may have been the deciding factor for Collins
• GOP Senator Daines will be at a wedding, but he'll be back
• TN Dem senate candidate reluctantly backs Kavanaugh
• Dem super PAC refuses to back Bredesen after Kavanaugh position
• And the left rages
• Scores arrested
• Is Dr. Ford's friend guilty of witness-tampering?
• Grassley asks Ford attorneys for correspondence with DiF, Hirono
• ABA reopening Kavanaugh evaluation due to 'temperament'
• Kavanaugh hearings have fired up women to vote Republican
• Typhus outbreak strikes LA
• Expert of the Day: Brian Maloney from Red Wave America Pac wonders why Dems trust the FBI on Russia but not on Kavanaugh

Daily Show Prep - Thursday October 4, 2018

• FBI report handed over to the senate
• Heitkamp to vote no
• Flake, Collins signal yes votes
• DiFi doesn't even read the full FBI report
• Graham 'more confident than ever' after reading FBI report
• Joe Manchin confronted by protester: 'Why are you going to vote yes?'
• Ford's testimony is contradicted by common sense
• DNC lawyers met with FBI on Russia allegations before surveillance warrant
• More Dems than Republicans follow Trump's tweets
• Bloomberg to hold fundraiser for TN senate candidate Phil Bredesen
• U.S. tornado activity lowest on record

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday October 3, 2018

• Get your 'Gosnell' movie tickets for tomorrow night's preview before they're gone
• FBI hands over findings today
• Is Trump blowing it?
• Flake responds to Trump's 'mocking'
• Ford's ex-boyfriend says she lied about never helping someone with polygraph test
• Grassley smacks down latest absurd Kavanaugh allegation
• Who is Tad Low?
• Video of Obama admitting heavy drinking, drug use surfaces
• Trump lawyer sends warning to NY Times
• Dow Jones closes at 103rd record high since Election Day
• Private payrolls surge by 230,000
• BSNBC reporter blatantly lies about DHS report saying it says children were in cages
• Fox News Poll: GOP making gains in key senate races
• Man kicks pro-life activist and it's all caught on camera
• Senate passes legislation to fight opioid addiction
• 1 in 3 adults eats fast food every day
• 'Dirt People' by Willie B. Green
• Trailer for 'Vice' the hit piece on Dick Cheney
• Expert of the Day: Ryan Young, trade policy expert from the Competitive Enterprise Institute says the new NAFTA is a lot like the old NAFTA

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday October 2, 2018

• Ricin sent to Pentagon
• White powder sent to Ted Cruz campaign HQ, two go to hospital
• OMG! It's Icegate!
• 60 percent of voters think Kavanaugh should be confirmed if FBI investigation turns up nothing new
• ACLU ties Kavanaugh to Bills Cosby and Clinton
• Swetnick's dad: She has 'psychological problems'
• GOP senator calls for criminal probe of Swetnick
• Ford's 'double door' story continues to fall apart
• Ford's attorney has 'great concern' about FBI investigation
• ABA now backs Kavanaugh
• NBC interviews Swetnick, can't verify claims
• Left now attacking Kavanaugh's 'judicial temperament'
• Flake now says Kavanaugh is too partisan for SCOTUS
• Graham: If Senate rejects, renominate and let 'ballot box' decide
• Jake Tapper says we've heard enough from men about Kavanaugh
• CNN drops Kavanaugh coverage, goes wall-to-wall with Trump tax story
• Woman says she was raped after DiFi fundraiser by DiFi supporter
• Pot-smoking protestors assault Republican congressman
• Students demand college dean's resignation after tweets casting doubt on Dr. Ford
• Lawyer who cleared Ellison is partner at firm that donated $500,000 to Dems
• Pompeo to meet with Kim Jong Un
• SNL cast member says it wasn't fair for Kanye to hold audience 'hostage' with pro-Trump comments