Daily Show Prep - Thursday February 14, 2019

• Special Valentine's Day podcast from The PodGOATs
• McConnell: Trump to sign border bill, declare state of emergency
• Senate approves spending bill
• Poison pills included in spending bill
• House set to vote on trillion dollar spending bill no one has read
• Five insane provisions of the funding bill
• Immigration landmines in the funding bill
• Conservative media pushing Trump to veto
• Guatemalan intel chief: Caravan not spontaneous but 'well-planned'
• Charlotte Dems want cops to cut down on DUI arrests in illegal alien neighborhoods
• Ca. bullet train turns into boondoggle
• Trump wants the federal government's money back
• Panera Bread's socialist 'pay what you want' experiment fails
• Top U.S. admiral warns of Iranian threat
• Coup co-conspirator McCabe admits he launched probe of Trump obstruction after Comey firing
• Admits there were discussions inside the FBI about removing Trump from office
• Rosenstein left out key points from his McCabe denial
• Trump slams McCabe
• Chicago police find 'persons of interest' in Empire star's attack and it ain't good news for him
• Sources now say Empire star staged attack because he was being written out of the show
• Feds collect record income tax revenues as debt climbs
• Creepy porn lawyer accused of hiding millions from bankruptcy court
• Amazon will not build HQ in NY because of public opposition
• Governments urged to stockpile antibiotics for next flu pandemic
• But antibiotics don't work on the flu
• Vegans whisper 'I love you' and 'sorry' to cows at slaughterhouse
• Georgetown students could be forced to pay reparations
• Guest: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner wonders what the Dems will use as an issue once Russian collusion is gone