Daily Show Prep - Thursday July 25, 2019

• House passes debt ceiling and budget deal
• House Republican balk on budget-busting budget
• Rand Paul introduces bill to stop wasteful duplication
• Mueller show was a ratings bust
• 16 Marines arrested for human, drug smuggling
• Record 61,000 illegal children stream over border
• Omar says white men are more dangerous than Islamic terrorists
• CNN photo editor posted anti-Semitic tweets
• Bette Midler tweets stereotypical post about blacks to zing Trump
• Record high in Paris
• Record lows in parts of Southern U.S.
• Youth thugs attack two tourists in DC
• Former BernMe staffer sues alleging retaliation for union activity
• Newspaper circulation lowest since 1940
• Longtime Nashville reporter, Larry Brinton, dead at 88
• Jeffrey Epstein found injured in jail after possible suicide attempt
• Boris Johnson promises to make Britain great again
• Confederate Railroad has second gig cancelled
• Stem cells to make baldness obsolete
• Turning Point aide fired over fake presidential seal during Trump visit
• Former assistant to Mother Teresa killed in bar brawl
• Accused wife-killer says powerful group infected him with mayo
• Woman has pressure cooker lid removed from skull