Daily Show Prep - Monday April 27, 2020

• TN restaurants open today
• Steeplechase canceled
• Poll: Majority say it's time to reopen
• Trump encourages guvs to reopen schools
• Italy sees lowest jump in daily numbers
• Adam Schiff with the Dem talking point du jour
• Pelosi says a minimum guaranteed income may now be 'worthy of our attention'
• New Zealand's prime minister says country has defeated the virus, plans to reopen
• WHO chief berates world for 'not listening carefully' to agency's warning
• Mayo Clinic to furlough or reduce pay of 30,000 employees
• Most hospitals are empty
• VA's top health official warns lockdown could be a 'two-year affair'
• NYC tailor defies lockdown order
• Deranged teacher screams at kids in park 'I hope you die a long, painful death'
• Ca. doctors urge quick lift of lockdown
• Flashback: 2017-18 flu killed 80,000
• PA forced to remove hundreds of coronavirus deaths from count
• NR: Social distancing isn't a religion
• AG Barr orders legal action against governors who went too far
• Wake County, NC bans curbside communion while allowing curbside takeout
• IL reports uptick in calls to poison control center
• We apparently have dumba$$es in Nashville too
• 96 percent of inmates at four prison systems test positive, but have no symptoms
• TX Dem mad that illegals aren't getting a stimulus check
• Miami goes 7 weeks without a murder
• Gov. Whitmer says she's sought Biden's counsel on coronavirus
• Driver in crash may have passed out from wearing N95 mask too long
• Gen. Flynn was framed by corrupt agents, lawyer says
• Roger Stone says FBI recommended no jail time if he turned on Trump
• New evidence supports credibility of Biden's accuser
• Two more people come forward to corroborate claim
• Navy releases footage of UFOs
• Could Kim So Hot be next leader of NoKo?
• Microsoft takes a stand on two spaces between sentences
• Fox News severs ties with Diamond & Silk
• God Fearing Gun Owners, as heard on Phil's show
• Guest: Jerome Corsi, Ph.D. launches TeleMD to get hydroxychloroquine