Daily Show Prep - Thursday July 19, 2018

• Trump hints of second meeting with Putin, calls fake news media 'real enemy of the people'
• Exhibit A of Fake News Media: Outline claims Russian spy found in Oval Office photo, turns out to be White House staffer
• John Brennan once voted for a commie for president
• Miami Dolphins may suspend players who violate anthem rule
• House Dems roll out 'For the People' slogan
• Here come the commies: Ocasio-Cortez pulling the Dems even further left
• Trump on push to abolish ICE: 'Democrats have a death wish'
• PJ Media upset that shopping center is photographing license tags for ICE
• New Jersey considers new tax on tap water
• People go nuts when Zuckerberg defends free speech, even Holocaust deniers
• San Fran mayor won't crack down on people crapping on sidewalk
• TEDx speaker says 'pedophilia is an unchangeable sexual orientation'
• Rapper brags about crimes on YouTube, gets sentenced to jail
• Doctors warn anti-anxiety pills could be next drug epidemic
• Liberal actor shamed into apologizing after complimenting Ben Shapiro as 'genuine person'
• Tim Allen dings ABC in new teaser for 'Last Man Standing' coming to Fox
• Expert of the Day: Steven Nelson from the Washington Examiner on news outlet claiming redheaded Russian spy spotted in Oval Office photo that turns out to be a White House staffer

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday July 18, 2018

• Report: Lisa Page says higher-ups at Bureau covered up Chinese hack of Hillary's e-mails
• Comey urges Americans to vote Democrat in the mid-terms
• Sanders disputes that Trump said Russians no longer meddling
• Hysterical Dem senator calls Russian election meddling 'a 9/11 moment'
• Dem (Dim) Congressman suggests military coup to remove Trump
• Bookmakers increase odds of Trump impeachment after Helsinki
• Facebook finally removes page inciting violence against Republicans
• Ocasio-Cortez calls for occupation of airports, ICE offices
• San Fran issues voter registration forms for non-citizens
• MGM Resorts sues victims of Vegas shooting to limit own liability
• Accused Russian agent tried to trade sex for influence
• ISIS and Taliban terrorists are blowing each other up in Afghanistan
• Weinstein asks judge to throw out Ashely Judd lawsuit, says she was 'nightmare' to work with
• Elon Musk apologizes for calling Thai cave rescue diver 'pedo guy'
• Teens glued to phones risk rise in ADHD symptoms
• Study: Conservatives find more meaningful lives than do liberals
• How student loans are making some people abandon their dreams (poor babies)
• Player calls police during pickup basketball game because he got fouled
• Expert of the Day: Dr. Tim Ball, author of 'Human Caused Global Warming: The Biggest Deception in History, on the latest heatwave

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday July 17, 2018

• Trump clarifies his remarks from Helsinki
• Back in DC, Trump under pressure to reverse course on Russia
• CNN is disturbed by these lines from Trump's press conference
• Fed: Economy growing 'considerably stronger'
• Lisa Page says anti-Trump texts with Strzok 'mean exactly what they say'
• GOP rep says Page's testimony has 'significant differences' from Strzok's
• What did Uncle Phil tell ya? Lisa Page may seek immunity deal
• Is Peter Strzok Agent 007, or soon to be Inmate 007?
• Young Republicans kicked out of Uber car, told 'welcome to the resistance'
• Chicago may try Universal Basic Income
• The real story about Papa John and the N-word
• Doubt creeps in about Elon Musk's leadership abilities
• Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner says Trump's performance at Putin summit sends media into a tailspin

Daily Show Prep - Monday July 16, 2018

• News media go nuts over Trump-Putin news conference, Trump wants 'to see the server'
• Putin denies having compromising info on Trump
• Schumer slams the press conference
• John Brennan: Trump's press conference 'treasonous,' and impeachable offense
• Congressmen Issa, Rohrabacher stand by Trump
• Russian woman indicted on conspiracy charge
• National Review: Mueller politicized the indictment of 12 Russians
• Putin accuses businessman of funneling $400 mil to Hillary campaign
• Businessman fires back at Putin
• Ron Paul predicts 'biggest bubble in the history of mankind and it's going to burst'
• Lisa Page returns to Capitol Hill for second day of grilling
• Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says capitalism will 'not always exist'
• British caver considering legal action against Elon Musk after 'pedo guy' tweet
• Claim: Sex robots fueling rise in sex addiction
• The America TV series Phil was talking about
• Expert of the Day: Steven Nelson of the Washington Examiner talks about internal FBI survey that shows plummeting faith in Bureau leadership

Daily Show Prep - Friday July 6, 2018

• Record number employed in June, 10th record for Trump
• Hispanic unemployment hits another record low
• Dems blast Trump's 'reckless' agenda
• Pence rips Dems over #AbolishICE
• Immigration top issue for voters
• Illegal suspected in Ohio teen rape captured in Texas
• Many on Wall Street want to sabotage Trump's economy
• Man who stole MAGA hat from teen arrested for theft
• Says the hat is like a KKK hood
• Man loses his job after questioning black family's right to use community pool
• Liberals #Walkaway from the Dems, founder refused service at camera store
• Trump offers Elizabeth Warren $1 million to prove Indian heritage
• London's mayor OKs 'Trump Baby' balloon to fly during president's visit
• SCOTUS nominee narrowed to three
• Pope warns climate change turning Earth into desert
• The hilarious 'Seattle Tourism ad'
• Expert of the Day: Dan Perkins says the gas price problem is simple. It's all about the rig count

Daily Show Prep - Thursday July 5, 2018

• Scott Pruitt resigns as EPA chief
• Judge tosses lawsuit alleging Trump-Russia collusion
• Trump's SCOTUS list down to three
• Wanna bet on it?
• Man rips MAGA hat from teen's head at burger restaurant
• Attacker fired from his job
• Facebook flags Declaration of Independence as hate speech
• 74 percent prefer capitalism over socialism
• The 'America' TV series Phil talked about
• NY socialist candidate called for tax cuts when she ran a business
• CNN host asks, "Are we living through a national emergency?"
• Trump demands illegals be turned away at border
• Protestor climbs Statue of Liberty base, Liberty Island evacuated
• Woman is a Congolese immigrant with an apparent screw loose
• DNA tests being done on illegal children to match with parents
• Border Patrol arrests MS-13 gang members
• Woman separated from 2-year-old after smuggling 52 pounds of meth
• Oil could plummet amid price chaos
• Another analysis shows James Hansen was wrong about global warming
• Stormy Daniels' lawyer now mulling presidential run
• Media ignore Imran Awan being found guilty
• Liberal broadcaster Ed Schulz dead at 64
• Walmart takes heat as it removes 'Impeach Trump' t-shirts from website
• BSNBC's Joy Reid wrongly urges Twitter mob to attack innocent grandmother
• Scarlett Johansson faces backlash for playing transgender
• Miss Spain makes history as first transexual to win in prelims
• Kim Dotcom loses New Zealand extradition appeal
• Mom shoots carjacker in head after he tries to steal car with toddlers inside
• Two hurt by celebratory gunfire
• Chick-fil-A tops with customers in new survey
• How the wrong Statue of Liberty ended up on a postage stamp
• Expert of the Day: HHS spent 500 hours babysitting congressmen while they could've been helping the migrant children in their care

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday July 3, 2018

• Trump gives illegals with children two choices: Leave with your kids or leave without them
• Left chastises BernMe for not embracing #AbolishICE
• UC Berkeley tells students how to prepare for ICE raids
• Andrea Mitchell cites wrong law in attack on White House
• Indianapolis church 'detains' Jesus, Joseph, and Mary in fence
• House committee subpoenas Peter Strzok to testify in public
• EPA head Pruitt harassed at restaurant
• NEA cutting its budget by $28 million after Janus ruling
• Liberals attack potential SCOTUS nominee over her Christianity
• Walmart is selling 'Impeach Trump' t-shirts
• #BoycottWalmart launched on Twitter
• Senate Intel committee found no evidence of Trump/Russia collusion
• Rep. Jim Jordan accused of knowing about sexual abuse when a wrestling coach
• Body cam shows Vegas police not engaging Mandalay Bay shooter
• Liberal Starbucks needs 'racial equity overhaul,' diversity advisors say
• China develops laser gun
• Investigators broaden probe of Facebook
• Richard Branson: America should give out free cash to fix income inequality
• Actor Seth Rogen blasts Twitter CEO over verifying white supremacists
• Medical association pulls convention from San Fran over safety concerns
• Man wants to tow iceberg to Cape Town to alleviate water shortage 
• Greenpeace activists crash drone into nuclear plant
• Boston's Duck Boat tour spots body
• Rand Paul wants to defund study of effects of cocaine on quails' sex lives
• Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner on the EPA's Scott Pruitt and his scandals