Daily Show Prep - Tuesday July 3, 2018

• Trump gives illegals with children two choices: Leave with your kids or leave without them
• Left chastises BernMe for not embracing #AbolishICE
• UC Berkeley tells students how to prepare for ICE raids
• Andrea Mitchell cites wrong law in attack on White House
• Indianapolis church 'detains' Jesus, Joseph, and Mary in fence
• House committee subpoenas Peter Strzok to testify in public
• EPA head Pruitt harassed at restaurant
• NEA cutting its budget by $28 million after Janus ruling
• Liberals attack potential SCOTUS nominee over her Christianity
• Walmart is selling 'Impeach Trump' t-shirts
• #BoycottWalmart launched on Twitter
• Senate Intel committee found no evidence of Trump/Russia collusion
• Rep. Jim Jordan accused of knowing about sexual abuse when a wrestling coach
• Body cam shows Vegas police not engaging Mandalay Bay shooter
• Liberal Starbucks needs 'racial equity overhaul,' diversity advisors say
• China develops laser gun
• Investigators broaden probe of Facebook
• Richard Branson: America should give out free cash to fix income inequality
• Actor Seth Rogen blasts Twitter CEO over verifying white supremacists
• Medical association pulls convention from San Fran over safety concerns
• Man wants to tow iceberg to Cape Town to alleviate water shortage 
• Greenpeace activists crash drone into nuclear plant
• Boston's Duck Boat tour spots body
• Rand Paul wants to defund study of effects of cocaine on quails' sex lives
• Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner on the EPA's Scott Pruitt and his scandals