Daily Show Prep - Monday March 18, 2019

• New PodGOATs episode is out!
• Libs waste no time blaming New Zealand terror attack on Trump
• Officer dragged by ATV in downtown Nashville
• Group planned 'Murfreesboro takeover'
• Lisa Page's testimony shows collusion between Obama DOJ and FBI to influence election
• Foreign government official offered Hillary campaign dirt on Trump
• 71 percent think economy is in good shape, and Trump gets most of the credit
• More New Yorkers view Trump more favorably than AOC
• Washington State senate passes bill requiring Trump to release taxes in order to be on 2020 ballot
• Trump urges Fox News to bring back Judge Jeanine after her comments about Rep. Omar
• Muslim CNN guest rips narrative that Trump is Islamophobic
• Nigerian Muslims slaughter 120 Christians, but MSM refuse to cover the story
• New Zealand PM vows stricter gun control after mosque attack
• Rep. Nunes sues Twitter for $250 million
• DJTJ: Big Tech continues to target conservatives
• 5 MS-13 members charged with stabbing teen 100 times
• Pot, meet kettle: Kellyanne's husband says Trump is narcissistic
• Kellyanne Conway addresses her husbands obsessive tweets about Trump
• CNN questions Trump's mental health
• Trump trails most socialists in Wisconsin poll
• Warner Bros. chief out because of sexual misconduct
• White House wants to cap student borrowing
• Sheila Jackson Lee beats tired drum of reparations
• 'Super Bloom' tourists cause 'safety crisis'
• Scientists claim to have unmasked Jack the Ripper

Daily Show Prep - Friday March 8, 2019

• House passes bill endorsing illegals voting
• Illegals stack up along Rio Grande
• Alabama: Illegals should not be counted in census
• Job growth comes to a screeching halt
• But unemployment is down and wages are up
• White House prepares for Mueller report
• Bill Shine out at White House
• Trump says Cohen lied under oath, asked him directly for pardon
• Rep. Omar trashes Obama: 'Hope and change was a mirage'
• Kids to go on 'climate strike'
• Your local weathercaster is getting more political
• Jussie Smollett charged with 16 felonies
• Iranian hackers steal data from White House contractor
• Tax collectors chase rich New Yorkers moving to low-tax states
• NC teachers who carry guns to school could get more pay under new bill
• VA hires embattle doctor, patient 'gutted like a fish'
• Zuckerberg has 'secret panic chute' underneath conference room
• On International Women's Day Putin thanks women for staying beautiful
• Dalai Lama says women empathize, men kill
• Judge removes block to military transgender ban
• Transgender cycling champ says excluding trans from women's sports is like excluding blacks
• Taylor Swift to get more political
• Cowboys defensive lineman quits because NFL won't let him smoke pot
• Man storms Taco Bell, makes his own pizza

Daily Show Prep - Thursday March 7, 2019

• New episode of Phil's podcast is out: Twistory
• Judge throws out Stormy's lawsuit against Trump
• Illegal immigration on pace to triple 2017 levels
• Dems add every group under the sun to anti-hate resolution
• Dems fear targeting Trump's kids could backfire
• Anvil Joe to announce presidential run in April
• Already under fire for '70s talk on desegregation
• Sen. Sherrod Brown will not run
• Manafort sentenced to 47 months
• Philly bans cashless stores
• Bryce Harper signed with the Phillies instead of Ca. teams because of taxes
• Facebook cracks down on anti-vaxxers
• 'Whites have rights' billboard sparks outrage
• Children, not husbands and employers, are the reason women earn less
• Dems probe if Trump tried to stop AT&T/Time Warner merger
• Alan Dershowitz implicated in Jeffrey Epstein sex ring
• Stalker breaks into Taylor Swift's apartment
• Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enlargement surgery
• Government-funded art project pays worker to do nothing rest of their life

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday March 6, 2019

• Brennan thinks Mueller indictments are coming on Friday
• Border invasion worse than ever
• Ca. congressman attacks DHS secretary over asylum
• Women go on 'birthstrike' because of climate change
• Why Christians are giving up plastic for Lent
• The U.S. only 'mismanages' 2 percent of its plastic
• And then there's Glitter Ash Wednesday
• Whole Foods cuts workers' hours after instituting $15 minimum wage
• U.S. posts record trade gap with China
• Steve King: Fact-checking the NY Times
• Man accused of punching Berkeley conservative pleads not guilty
• iPhone sales are falling
• Michael Jackson ban spreads to radio stations around the world
• Milo denied entry into Australia
• Georgia police expert on DUI arrested...for DUI
• Guest: David Maxwell from the Foundation for Defense of Democracies on the recent summit with NoKo

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday March 5, 2019

• Border rush may hit 100,000 in March
• Hillary rules out 2020 run
• House Dems to seek 10 years of Trump's tax returns
• Almost two-thirds believe Trump committed crimes before entering office
• Senate holds hearings on vaccines
• Another study finds vaccine's don't cause autism
• Teen defied mom and got vaccinated
• Pompeo warns China on the Philippines
• UK blocks free online porn
• TN ranks 47th lowest taxed state
• Top black Dem rejects reparations
• Montreal radio stations stop playing Michael Jackson music
• Rio Carnival reveller stuns crowd with Michael Jackson costume
• College dean resigns over schools ban of Chick-fil-A
• CO drops lawsuit against Christian baker
• NY paid vacation law could cost companies $1.6 billion a year
• Scientists think they've found gene that will double lifespan
• Man tries to fly back from FL with an RPG launcher
• Gunman enters Taco Bell, threatens customers, gets pistol-whipped with own gun

Daily Show Prep - Monday March 4, 2019

• House launches another witch hunt
• Here are the 81 names the Dems want info from
• Nunes says Cohen dispelled Trump-Russia collusion behind closed doors, wants transcripts released
• Hillary thinks we're in a 'full-fledge crisis in our democracy'
• And claims she lost WI because voters were turned away 'because of the color of their skin'
• DJTJ: The left hates Trump much more than it loves America
• Top 9 moments from Trump's CPAC speech
• Libertarian website says Trump may have just won the 2020 race with that speech
• SNL slams Trump hugging the flag
• Biden associate says Trump's 'reclaim our heritage' reminds her of Hitler, but...
• GOP lawmaker blasts Trump for 'unconstitutional' emergency declaration
• Senate will pass resolution blocking emergency declaration
• Rand Paul to vote against Trump
• Soaking the rich gaining more ground with Dems
• Socialism is all the rage
• Yet millennial fans don't even know what it is
• The cult of the left
• 25 percent think a socialist president is a good idea
• Idiot leftists upset that Va. first lady offered cotton to students
• NBC poll says Dems considered mainstream by majority of Americans
• Trump says he'll sign executive order ensuring free speech on college campuses
• Another 'heartbeat bill' gains momentum
• WashPo issues lengthy correction over Covington kids confrontation
• AOC leaves parade in gas-guzzling van
• Her chief of staff is accused of diverting campaign funds to his own private companies
• Her mother moved to Florida to escape high taxes
• So-called fact-checker running cover for Green New Deal
• Denver experiences coldest early March in 60 years
• Judge refuses to fast-track ISIS bride's citizenship case
• Internet turns 30, and, no, Al Gore didn't invent it
• Mercedes-Benz Stadium goes cashless
• World's top bridge player suspended for doping
• Guest: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner says AOC and BernMe long for white socialism

Daily Show Prep - Friday March 1, 2019

• Washington State's climate change guv runs for president
• Trump demands Congress look at Cohen's 'love letter to Trump' book proposal
• Pelosi warns moderate Dems to stop voting with GOP
• The Dems turn dramatically left
• Rolling Stone mag gushes over liberal women running Congress
• Trump says comments about Otto Warmbier were misinterpreted
• MyPillow CEO says Trump was chosen by God
• Warren Buffett and Bill Gates think rich should pay more taxes and they have a plan
• How much would baseball's Bryce Harper owe the tax man under AOC's plan?
• Disgraced former Nashville mayor lands teaching gig
• For the first time in 132 years L.A. never reached 70 degrees in February
• So much for the groundhog: March roars in with coast-to-coast snow
• Family of rapper riddled with 25 bullets by police sue
• 5'5" 135-pound woman wants to be first female player in NFL
• U.S. reissues travel warnings for Bahamas
• Ex-trans man now identifies as 'agender alien'
• Prince Harry and Meghan will raise their baby gender fluid
• NBA player to spend $100 million on Iron Man suit