Daily Show Prep - Friday March 29, 2019

• AG Barr says redacted Mueller report will be released by mid-April
• Crazed Trump-deranged woman kicked off plane for berating Trump supporter
• Federal spending hits highest level since bank bailout
• Mother of all caravans heading our way
• Trump threatens to shut the border next week
• Deporting illegals is top priority for Republicans
• John Bolton warns Russia on presence in Venezuela
• They got to Rahm. He's pivoted to blaming Trump for Smollett fake hate crime.
• Walmart closing 11 stores
• Dick's lost millions over anti-gun policies
• More bad news for SPLC
• White people's eating habits destroying the planet
• Plastic bag ban close to reality in third state
• TN to ban banning plastic bags
• Airline passenger has meltdown over Pepsi
• Wolf Blitzer: 'So poor and so black'
• Guests: Bill Cuomo and Jonathan Bradford talk about their audiobook/musical The Shipwrecked Souls

Daily Show Prep - Thursday March 28, 2019

• Trump hits 50 percent in Rasmussen poll
• Biden leads Dem field by double digits
• Holder doesn't think America was ever great
• Twitter considering labeling Trump tweets that violate the rules
• TX mayor who said there was no border crisis asks for government's help with border crisis
• Politico claims it's not a crisis, despite giving stats to the contrary
• SCOTUS upholds Trump's bump stock ban
• Journalism instructor compares YAF to the KKK
• GOP on House Intelligence Committee call for Schiff's resignation
• 'Captain America' says he'll 'cut ties' with Tom Brady if he's a Trump supporter
• Racism: Only black reporters allowed in Ga. mayoral race event
• Facebook charged with racial discrimination in targeted housing ads
• Snowflake Editorial: TN is a racist state
• Smollett up for NCCPC award
• Lawyer now says 'attackers' may have been in white face
• Rahm to bill Smollett for police costs
• Hollywood actors threaten to boycott Ga. if 'heartbeat' bill becomes law
• Great video that kills the global warming theory
• SWAT called after mom decides not to take kid to ER
• Sword-wielding man shot dead at Ca. Church of Scientology
• Trailer for movie 'Yesterday'
• More on the movie

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday March 27, 2019

• Trump may attend this year's correspondents' dinner
• Adam Schiffless still insists Trump colluded with Russia
• BSNBC's Trump-Russia ratings fizzle
• CBP commissioner: Immigration system at 'breaking point'
• Trump says he can come up with better healthcare plan than Obamacare
• AOC equates CO2 to dirty air and water
• Biden attacks America's 'white man culture'
• Judge blocks Trump's Medicaid work requirements
• Google continues to help China with censored search engine
• Barbara Bush blamed her heart attack on Trump
• Helicopter lands in poppy field during super bloom and officials are furious
• $125 million lawsuit filed against Weather Channel in storm chasers' fatal wreck
• Man arrested for pleasuring himself on women's underwear he stole from dryer
• Apartments in country clubs selling for as low as $1

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday March 26, 2019

• Republicans play right into Democrats' hands on release of Mueller report
• Glenn Greenwald rips BSNBC, CNN
• Papadopoulos says FBI tried to get him to wear a wire
• March Madness? Phtt. How about Mueller Madness?
• Alyssa Milano's anti-Trump website quietly goes away
• House fails to override Trump's veto of anti-national emergency bill
• Nobody votes for Green New Deal in Senate
• DOJ sides with court ruling Obamacare invalid
• Jussie Smollett charges dropped, record wiped clean
• Nashville mayor announces 10,000 new affordable housing units
• NY county declares measles emergency, bans unvaccinated from public
• Creepy porn stars says there's more to come on creepy porn lawyer
• Obama cautions freshman House class on price tag of liberal policies
• Apple-backed SPLC called a 'con' for 'bilking gullible liberals'
• Trump signs executive order to protect us from EMP attack
• Wikipedia editors were paid to protect political and media figures
• TN lawmakers clarify Appalachia pronunciation
• Amazon selling child sex dolls
• Tony Romo wants $10 million-a-year to stay at CBS
• Men's group offers men-only cuddling

Daily Show Prep - Monday March 25, 2019

• Come meet Phil Valentine in Fayetteville, NC
• List of Mueller media bombshells that were lies
• Kellyanne: Schiff needs to resign over Russia hoax
• Dems move to Plan B
• Mad Maxine: This is not the end of anything
• Creepy porn lawyer arrested for trying to extort money from Nike
• CNN legal analyst said to be co-conspirator
• Flashback: Avenatti karma
• DHS data show growing surge of illegals at border
• 22 illegals pour out of pickup truck after traffic stop
• Lamar Alexander actually believes in climate change and has a plan to stop it
• Rut-row: Famous retreating glacier is now growing again
• Butt-hurt snowflakes charged with setting fire to conservative activist's dorm room
• Study: Boys and girls really are born to be different
• Transgender 'men' can still get pregnant
• Pot-related ER visits triple in CO after legalization
• Man robs victim of rented scooter
• Mom chokes to death while doing party trick for family
• Family behind Krispy Kreme admits Nazi ties

Daily Show Prep - Friday March 22, 2019

• CNN admits Mueller report is 'huge victory for the president'
• 5 things the didn't happen in the Mueller investigation
• Text messages show DOJ official had 'continued concerns' about FBI's FISA app
• Trump blames Fed for holding back growth
• Monthly deficit hits record $234 billion
• DHS to release almost 2,000 illegals because they can't legally hold them
• 'Medieval' diseases flare as unsanitary conditions proliferate
• Trump decides no new sanctions against NoKo
• Princeton students ask for reparations for schools role in slavery
• 'American Political Thought' course removes all white men from curriculum
• Twitter engineer on pro-Trump tweets: You just delete them
• Ed Rendell sounds alarm for 2020
• Rep. Omar has been holding secret fundraisers with groups tied to terrorism
• China takes ethnic cleansing to a new level
• Lyft, Uber drivers push to unionize
• Instagram to block anti-vaccine hashtags
• San Antonio bans Chick-fil-A from airport citing anti-GBLT behavior
• Teachers shot with pellets during active shooter drill

Daily Show Prep - Thursday March 21, 2019

• ISIS caliphate is officially crushed in Syria
• Trump says the public should see 'ridiculous' Mueller report
• Hillary discussed classified foreign policy matters with Israel
• Nashville ATV driver who dragged cop has lengthy rap sheet
• ICE drops 3 busloads of illegals at bus station
• Immigration courts are backlogged
• CNN contributor says Trump never called Neo-Nazis 'fine people'
• Rep. Mark Green introduces amendment to stop Dems from packing SCOTUS
• Biden advisors consider Stacey Abrams as running mate
• Trump signs executive order protecting free speech on college campuses
• Judge halts hundreds of drilling projects over climate change
• Kellyanne Conway scolds her husband publicly
• Google is helping China's military and our Joint Chiefs chairman doesn't like it
• MS guv signs 'heartbeat bill'
• DoubleTree Hotels apologizes, fires employees after refusing service to military members
• CNSNews: Nancy's 'Equality Act' would be disastrous to Americans' freedoms
• More than a third of New Yorkers say they can't afford to live there
• Students say that offensive speech is not free speech
• SpaceX will blast people across the Atlantic in less than 30 minutes
• Obama picks Duke to beat Carolina in NCAA tournament
• Woman rapes ex-boyfriend while wielding a machete
• Guest: Josh Siegel from the Washington Examiner on a climate change proposal Republicans might agree to