Daily Show Prep - Friday March 22, 2019

• CNN admits Mueller report is 'huge victory for the president'
• 5 things the didn't happen in the Mueller investigation
• Text messages show DOJ official had 'continued concerns' about FBI's FISA app
• Trump blames Fed for holding back growth
• Monthly deficit hits record $234 billion
• DHS to release almost 2,000 illegals because they can't legally hold them
• 'Medieval' diseases flare as unsanitary conditions proliferate
• Trump decides no new sanctions against NoKo
• Princeton students ask for reparations for schools role in slavery
• 'American Political Thought' course removes all white men from curriculum
• Twitter engineer on pro-Trump tweets: You just delete them
• Ed Rendell sounds alarm for 2020
• Rep. Omar has been holding secret fundraisers with groups tied to terrorism
• China takes ethnic cleansing to a new level
• Lyft, Uber drivers push to unionize
• Instagram to block anti-vaccine hashtags
• San Antonio bans Chick-fil-A from airport citing anti-GBLT behavior
• Teachers shot with pellets during active shooter drill