Daily Show Prep - Friday January 16, 2015

• Supreme Court to take up gay marriage
• Vatican goes into damage control over Pope's outrageous comments
• Senate set to fumble amnesty bill
• Amnesty is the real goal
• Obama says he'll veto any sanctions against Iran
• Sharpton calls for emergency diversity task force meeting after 'Selma' Oscar snub
• What Uncle Phil's been telling you - Analyst: Days of drilling for cheap oil are over
• Massive protest against Charlie Hebdo
• Government-subsidized commercial entities hurt business, cost taxpayers
• Inside look at the brainwashing of North Koreans
• Head of Medicare and Medicaid is stepping down
• John Kerry has James Taylor sing to the French to make up for US no-show
• Boko Haram kills 2,500, abducts another 500 in one town
• Runaway teens wanted after brazen crime spree
• Kid who claimed he met Jesus in heaven made it all up
• New York spends 76 grand on anti-manspreading campaign
• Florida police department uses black mug shots for target practice
• You can't make this up: College cancels 'Vagina Monologues' because it excludes women without vaginas
• Boston.com associate editor fired after 'Drunk Boehner' article
• CNN anchor resigns after anti-Israel Twitter rant
• Why 2014 was NOT the warmest year on record, despite claims otherwise
• Feds spend 500 grand to teach doctors how to talk to fat kids