Daily Show Prep - Thursday June 11, 2015

• Paul Ryan sounds like Nancy Pelosi on Obamatrade
• Sessions: Paul Ryan claim that TPA limits Obama 'ridiculous'
• House prepares to vote on trade bill
• Foreign governments pay former senate leaders to sell TPP
• NC okays opt-out for court officials who oppose same-sex marriage
• British climber faces jail time for stripping naked, causing earthquake
• Susan Page: NYT's hit pieces on Rubio backfiring
• Cleveland judge finds probable cause to charge cop with murder of Tamir Rice
• Doctors warn of the deadly consequences of drinking too much water
• CNN's Don Lemon: Liberals most easily offended, least tolerant
• Police and codes inspector make little girl get permit for lemonade stand
• Sen. Mark Kirk: Lindsey Graham 'bro with no ho'
• Told you so: Nobel laureate who made sexist remark about women in labs forced to resign
• Unless we like your politics, we don't want to hear about your science
• Missing Texas teen found adrift 18 miles of the coast of Honduras
• Pope trades in Mercedes Popemobile for Hyundai
• Lobster prices spike because of cold winter
• U. of Missouri mulls banning women from frats after 10pm on 'high risk' nights
• Actor Christopher Lee dead at 93
• Twitter stock rises after CEO resigns
• Man dies after getting trapped in his Corvette
• Expert of the Day: PJ Media co-founder Roger Simon on the NY Times' hit pieces on Rubio
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dr. Dick Chopp, urologist