Daily Show Prep - Monday August 3, 2015

• Obama orders 30% cut in CO2 emissions
• Obama quotes on new emissions limits
• National Review: Emissions overreach
• Obama to spew 355,000 lbs. of CO2 to warn about CO2 in Arctic
• Another coal company goes bankrupt
• Navy wants to charge officer who fired at Chattanooga terrorist
• Update: US Navy says story of officer being charged is not true
• Chuckie Schumer will oppose Iran nuke deal
• Ayatollah publishes guide to destroying Israel
• Opposition to Iran nuke deal doubles since June
• Rumor of Iranian diplomat's son as best man at Kerry's daughter's wedding appears to be false
• Authorities identify suspect in Memphis cop murder
• Ex-Ferguson police officer is 'unemployable'
• Farrakhan: 'We must rise up and kill those who kill us'
• NYC forces businesses to pay $300,000 for selling toy guns
• Trump: 'I pay as little as possible' in taxes
• Trump dominates the polls
• Monmouth poll: Trump more than doubles Jeb
• 36% of Republicans would follow Trump to a third party
• OMG! Trump's cellphone number isn't, like, 212
• Jindal: Sanctuary city mayors should be arrested
• Mass. mayor tells Jindal 'come and get me'
• Jindal stripping Planned Parenthood of Medicaid dollars
• Update: Socialist experiment at Seattle company flopping
• Biden to take on Hillary? White House fuels speculation
• Starbucks CEO urged to challenge Hillary
• Scott Walker accidentally poses with giant check from Koch brothers
• Diane Feinstein under fire for taking on sanctuary cities
• Ambushed St. Louis cop: God told me to put on vest
• Cecil's 'brother' is alive
• Another U.S. doctor, another dead lion
• Delta bans transport of trophy animals
• Carjacker tries to steal unmarked cop car . . . with armed cops inside
• Jessica Alba's company, Honest, under fire for sunscreen not working
• Alcoholic tonics said to increase sexual dexterity found to be spiked with Viagra
• Kraft recalls cheese slices over wrapper choking hazard
• Healthy British nurse ends her life at clinic over fear of growing old
• Expert of the Day: Myron Ebell from the Competitive Enterprise Institute on Obama's new EPA rules
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dr. Priti Manek