Daily Show Prep - Monday October 12, 2015

• Iran denies missile test violated nuclear deal
• ISIS seizes U.S. missiles in Iraq
• UK gave freed Gitmo prisoner a million pounds and he joined ISIS
• The assault against Columbus Day continues
• Obama struggles with balance of Columbus Day
• NBC: 'Blue lives matter' is 'white supremacy'
• Why Daniel Webster could be the next Speaker of the House
• Obama bans pork from federal prisons
• Why oil is headed to $70 a barrel
• Anvil Joe getting closer to 'yes'
• CNN will not pit Democrat candidates against one another
• Aerosmith's Tyler demands Trump stop using 'Dream On'
• Crazy activist spends year in freezer to oppose global warming
• Rasmussen: Only 24% of Americans think we're heading in the right direction
• Well, well, well: Cecil the Lion's killer cleared of any wrongdoing in Zimbabwe
• Officer in Tamir Rice shooting acted reasonably, review finds
• School says Air Force logo violates dress code
• Another school with weenie officials suspends a student for patriotic t-shirt
• School cancels Halloween so they don't offend students
• Here we go again: Uniformed police officer booted from Olive Garden for carrying gun
• Nerd alert! Man poses as federal agent to get Comic Con passes
• Michael Moore says governor took over Flint, made them drink sewage
• Actor Randy Quaid captured re-entering the U.S. from Canada
• Chinese men now smoke a third of the world's cigarettes
• Atheists are sad because people keep vandalizing their adopt-a-highway sign
• Expert of the Day: David French, staff writer at National Review, on why Donald Trump gets it wrong on the Middle East
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Wannaporn Stehr