Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 28, 2016

• Business investment weakest since the Great Depression
• Obama the first president ever to not see 3% GDP growth
• Trump only needs 43% of remaining delegates to clinch nomination
• Rasmussen: Trump, Hillary tied at 38%
• Boehner: Cruz is 'Lucifer in the flesh'
• Man in animal suit shot by police at Baltimore TV station
• ICE released nearly 20,000 criminal illegals in 2015, hundreds of murderers, rapists
• House panel blocks effort to put illegals in military
• ISIS stops drones from spying by covering streets in sheets
• Turkish journalists jailed for publishing cartoon of Mohammed
• China continues U.S. shopping spree, buys Radisson
• General says we should never send Americans into a fair fight
• This is how socialism ends: Venezuela runs out of money to print new money
• Curt Schilling: ESPN biased against conservatives
• More political correctness at Mizzou
• Michael Reagan bashes Will Ferrell's Ronald Reagan dementia 'comedy'
• Top LA vegan restaurant owners getting death threats for slaughtering animals
• Kazakhstan women post semi-nude photos to protest sexist attitudes
• Movie coming out about Obamas' first date