Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 31, 2016

• Here come the censors: Tech giants vow to stop hate speech online
• Hillary, BernMe coming down to the wire in California
• Secret Service jumps into action to protect BernMe
• Why is anyone shocked over this? 71% of Dems think Hillary should keep running if indicted
• Trump and the press go at it over veterans contributions
• Police take batons to anti-Trump animals in San Diego
• Beck suspended from SiriusXM over Brad Thor comments
• Illegals flood the Mexican border
• Syrian refugees spreading flesh-eating virus, TB, other diseases
• AZ measles outbreak traced to illegals in detention center
• Economist warns of housing collapse
• UN soldiers are committing widespread child rape
• Harambe the gorilla shot dead after 4-year-old boy falls into his enclosure
• Police consider charges in gorilla case
• White black guy makes this into a racial deal
• Gun store selling targets with faces of Obama, BernMe, and Hillary
• Former Dem governor advocates more subsidies for electric cars
• Obama commuted sentence of 'casualty of war on drugs,' turns out to be a drug kingpin
• High-tax CT having to pay companies not to leave the state
• Sausage-wielding gang attacks vegan cafe
• Update: Chinese laundry detergent company sorry for racist commercial