Daily Show Prep - Thursday September 1, 2016

• Rasmussen: Trump up by 1
• USA Today poll: Hillary up by 7
• More criticism for Mexico's president after Trump visit
• Liberals come unhinged over Trump illegal immigration speech
• Byron York: Mexico gamble huge win for Trump
• Kaepernick to sit out anthem on military night
• Left planting fake stories to fool conservatives
• Illegal? Georgetown to give slave descendents priority admission
• Rutgers: To avoid microaggressions, only speak when necessary
• Iran propaganda video sinks American fleet with tidal wave
• Obama to give $40 million to Pacific islands over climate threat
• Pope says we must atone for the 'sin' of global warming by carpooling
• Whoops. Facebook satellite blows up on launch pad
• Dirt bikers shut down Times Square