Daily Show Prep - Friday February 24, 2017

• Track Trump's progress
• Trump vows to 'totally obliterate' ISIS
• FBI contacted Priebus, not the other way around
• Trump is on the verge of his own bull market
• Witches to cast spell on Trump
• Therapists overwhelmed by snowflakes traumatized by Trump
• NBC News features video of kids afraid of Trump
• MSM spreading fake news at CPAC
• People freak over CBP checking ID looking for illegal criminal on airplane
• LA religious leaders create underground network to hide criminal illegals
• NYC Mexican restaurant says business down 50% over fears of crackdown
• Libs hysterical over 'white power' sign supposedly made by Trump advisor
• Illegal fundraiser for the Clintons made secret tape because he was afraid of assassination
• Alan Dershowitz says he'll leave the Democrat Party if Keith Ellison is elected chairman
• Arkansas lawmaker wants to strip Clinton name from airport
• Scientists know what causes climate change
• Inuits see the same thing
• CNN's Chris Cuomo fires off 90+ tweets in a row on Trump's transgender statement
• Le Pen surges in France
• The $5,000 burger
• Guest: Wade Hayes talks about his cancer benefit at Franklin Theater
• Expert of the Day: Dan Weber from AMAC on why their members may boycott the movies