Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 30, 2018

• Capture of illegals way up at border
• Rosanne blames Ambien
• Ambien issues hilarious response
• Seattle's 'head tax' could spread to Silicon Valley
• Trump signs 'Right to Try' legislation
• President Trump introduces Sen. Bob Corker to boos at TN rally
• CNN gets their feelings hurt over Trump's 'fake news' comments at rally
• Failing NY Times estimates crowd at one-fifth actual size
• Kim Jong Un may open burger joint in NoKo as show of goodwill
• Republicans gaining on Democrats in generic congressional ballot
• Top Dem on Senate Intel committee says Americans are growing tired of Mueller probe
• TN guv candidate blames pornography for school shootings
• Weinstein indicted by grand jury on rape charges
• 2018 tornado activity near record low
• Man stabbed 17 times after telling homeless man not to camp in his neighborhood
• Conservative leader at Stanford is Susan Rice's son
• Dem candidate says Trump biggest threat to democracy since bin Laden
• Big Ethanol files suit against Scott Pruitt
• Judge rebukes Stormy's lawyer: No more 'publicity tour'
• #MeToo? Straight man files suit against gay boss
• Flashback to last week: Rachel Dolezal arrested for welfare fraud
• Hospital launches rehab for cryptocurrency addiction
• Baptist church removes statue of Jesus because it's 'too Catholic'
• Man has shower head removed from rectum after 'slipping in the bathroom' (wink, wink)
• Expert of the Day: Brian Bosché from Millennial Solution on Starbucks' racial reeducation training session