Daily Show Prep - Monday October 8, 2018

• Crazy leftists claw at Supreme Court door as Kavanaugh is sworn in
• DNC: Trump, GOP must 'pay a price for Kavanaugh'
• School teacher encourages hit on Kavanaugh
• Colbert writer brags about ruining Kavanaugh's life
• Libs turn on CPL (Creepy Porn Lawyer), blame him for Kavanaugh victory
• On his first day on job, Kavanaugh hires as many black clerks as Ruth Vader Ginsburg has her entire tenure
• Google design lead goes on profane anti-GOP rant on Twitter
• Trump has no plans to fire Rosenstein
• Pope blames devil for Church divisions
• Bill and Hillary go on the road
• NJ Dem in surprisingly tight race
• Homophobic tweets from CNN's White House reporter surface
• China admits detaining missing Interpol chief
• The Psychology of Victimhood
• Canadian ISIS member caught trying to return to Canada
• PC astronaut apologizes for quoting Churchill
• Pro-migrant protestor robbed after rally by migrant
• UN report suggests $240-per-gallon gas to fight global warming
• Harvard study finds wind farms increase surface temps
• Politicized Nobel Prize goes to climate change economists
• Dirt people continue to tell us we have only 10 years to do something
• A history of bogus climate science claims
• Study: Human race faces extinction if sperm count continues to fall
• Peer-reviewed journal publishes study on Hooters
• 5G network uses same EMF waves as Pentagon crowd control system
• Expert of the Day: Steven Nelson from the Washington Examiner talks about Ralph Nader saying Jeff Flake had lowered himself into Trump's swamp with Kavanaugh vote