Daily Show Prep - Monday January 14, 2019

• NY Times starts 'Trump worked for Russia' narrative, media run with story
• Former Trump lawyer accuses FBI of staging a coup
• Dems zero in on bogus Trump/Russia story
• Democrats want 'technological wall' that won't keep anyone out
• Activist jumps Pelosi's wall at her house with illegals, demands entry
• Anonymous Trump official hopes the shutdown weeds out the bad workers
• Left obsesses over '50s TV show of con man Trump and his wall
• Suspects in Long Island stabbing are believed to be MS-13
• Federal union: End the shutdown or federal workers will kill themselves
• Trump rejects Graham's call to reopen the government
• More fake new: No, Lindsey Graham didn't leave Fox News interview in a huff
• Complete bovine scatology: News source claims low-income renters face eviction because of shutdown
• Jim Cramer: Tech companies are behind Trump in trade war with China
• BernMe Sanders meets with former staffers harassed during presidential campaign
• Ocasio-Cortez, who's paid $174,000 per year, complains of trouble affording second apartment
• Dem congressman moves to censure Steve King over comments to NY Times
• GOP leaders remove King from all committees
• Police suspend Lars Larson for defending Portland police
• Coyote found hiding in bathroom at Music City Center
• PC police go nuts over announcer who jokes about snipping lacrosse player's hair
• Phil Valentine as the Mad Monk on WZTV