Daily Show Prep - Tuesday March 19, 2019

• U.S. forces reduce ISIS to few hundred square yards
• Notice how CNN reports on terrorists being captured but not mention of ISIS being reduced to are the size of a football field
• Dem candidate promises $1,000 a month to every adult
• Wants news czar and taxpayer support of newspapers
• Liz Warren pitches over $100 trillion in new spending during town hall
• Sen. Graham goes off on Dems who want to abolish Electoral College
• Fired ESPN host says Electoral College was designed to preserve slavery
• Chinese-Americans see ghost of communism in socialist Dems
• SCOTUS rules in favor of Trump administration in immigrant detention case
• Trump finally fires back at Mr. Kellyanne Conway
• Fox News spins off from old Fox empire, Paul RINO on board of directors
• For the first time more household subscribe to streaming than traditional TV
• Government offering $1,000 to anyone adopting a wild horse
• Robert Kraft offered plea deal in prostitution case
• Lawyers who took on Big Tobacco take aim at realtors' 6 percent commission
• The hate hustlers of the Southern Poverty Law Center
• With all the graffiti in NY this is the man they bust
• Delta tops new list of best airlines
• Taco Bell hot sauce saves yet another life
• The book on global warming that Phil was talking about