Daily Show Prep - Monday April 1, 2019

• U.S. cuts aid to El Salvador, Honduras, Guatemala
• El Paso is overwhelmed
• GOP senator blasts AG Barr on Obamacare decision
• Biden releases statement on #MeToo accusations
• A second woman comes forward to accuse Anvil Joe
• Va. Lt. Guv accuser speaks out
• AP issues correction after saying Beto spoke 'in his native Spanish'
• Dems begin subpoena process for Mueller report
• Nashville removes cherry trees because NFL wants them to
• GOP lawmakers cast doubt on White House security clearance whistleblower
• Rep. Omar facing campaign finance probe
• Police protest outside Chicago state attorney's office
• USA Today's climate change freakout
• Semi-naked climate protesters crash Parliament
• TV channels reject ads for abortion movie
• Still beats box office expectations
• Saudi Aramco tops Apple for world's most profitable company
• Alex Jones says 'psychosis' made him question Sandy Hook
• Another airport bans Chick-fil-A
• NY assemblyman applauds Buffalo airport for banning Chick-fil-A
• Zuckerberg calls for government regulation of content on Facebook
• Mick Jagger will undergo heart surgery...in the U.S.
• Catholic priests burn Harry Potter books