Daily Show Prep - Thursday September 26, 2019

• NY Times, WashPo deceptively alter Ukraine call transcript
• CNN cut 540 words to frame Trump
• News outlets edit out Crowdstrike reference in transcript
• Adam Schiff performs fake conversation between Trump and Ukrainian president
• Shoot the messenger: Pelosi says DNI broke the law
• Chris Cuomo says Biden's quid pro quo was not for personal gain
• Biden is now a victim of his own potential corruption
• Liz Warren stumbles when asked about Biden and Ukraine
• Judicial Watch sues for Biden's Ukraine records
• Dem senators pressured Ukraine to investigate Trump in 2018!
• 'Whistleblower' is CIA officer
• Giuliani bites back at 'whistleblower'
• Carl Bernstein says AG Barr preparing to push 'deep state' conspiracy to protect Trump
• Acting ICE director says 'sanctuary cities' threaten public safety
• Climate worship is nothing more than rebranded paganism
• Greta borrows Arnold's electric car
• Historic blizzard forecast to strike Rockies
• EPA says Ca.'s homeless problem is polluting water
• Canada's Green Party admits it altered photo of leader to remove 'single-use cup'
• Kid who was sucker-punched by bullies dies
• ADL decides 'OK' hand gesture is a symbol of white supremacism
• FL middle school lesson labels Trump 'idiot'
• SC GOP guv accused of violating Constitution by leading prayer
• Your Amazon Alexa can sound like Samuel L. Jackson
• Guest: Roy Beck from NumbersUSA on illegal immigration
• Roy Beck video: World Poverty, Immigration, and Gumballs
• Guest: Richard Valdemar, International Gang expert and the book he referenced on the show