Daily Show Prep - Wednesday October 2, 2019

• CNN seriously spins meeting between State Dept. IG and congressional staffers
• Ukraine found out aid was delayed weeks after phone call with Trump
• Whistleblower claimed to have first-hand evidence when he didn't
• Schiff got early account of whistleblower's accusations
• Rosie deletes her online poll showing 58 percent against impeachment
• BernMe cancels events over heart condition
• Warren passes Biden in another national poll
• Americans spend more on taxes than food, clothing, health care combined
• UT football player arrested: 'Where I'm from, we shoot at cops'
• Trump administration to begin DNA testing of illegals to stop child trafficking
• Illegal deported 7 times captured in Madison, TN
• Va. officer suspended for detaining illegal wanted by ICE
• Todd Starnes out at Fox News
• Hillary still blaming the Russians
• #MeToo hits...Gandhi?
• Antifa harasser ID'd as Syrian migrant
• NASA knows 'climate change' is caused by natural causes but sits on the data
• Putin dismisses Greta Thunberg as 'poorly informed teenager'
• Teens charged with manslaughter for sucker-punching, killing fellow student
• Instagram to roll out it's anti-bullying tool
• FL man arrested for cutting brake lines of e-scooters
• More frightening videos surface of Tesla's 'smart summon' feature
• Robot can make 300 pizzas an hour
• NYPD officers to go undercover at Joker screenings