Daily Show Prep - Monday May 3, 2021

• TN legislature passes bill requiring absentee ballot watermarks
• Restaurant owners to receive federal assistance
• Mask fanatics Japan and India see COVID surge
• DeSantis ends COVID restrictions statewide
• FDA to authorize Pfizer vaccine for children as young as 12
• Hillary concerned about Biden's Afghanistan withdrawal
• Battle brews between conservative authors and cancel culture
• Lib professor who faced cancel culture lawyers up, saves job
• Congressman claims America is 'racist AF'
• What does 'AF' mean?
• TN legislature aims to withhold funding from schools teaching critical race theory
• BLM releases new list of demands
• CA makes prisons safer by releasing violent prisoners
• Jenner opposes biological males competing in women's sports
• NBA chief touts relationship with communist China
• Grandmother dies after being punched in the face by 23-year-old
• Verizon to sell Yahoo!, AOL for $5 billion 
• Dirt people target beef, but research shows cows actually fight climate change
• Two PA women charged with voter fraud in 2020 election
• Mike Lindell claiming election fraud 'game changer' coming in MI
• SF Chronicle calls 'Snow White' kissing scene 'problematic'
• Another MI state rep arrested for drunk driving
• Bill and Melinda Gates are getting a divorce
• Man arrested for swinging colostomy bag at officers
• Chimo-protecting, anti-Trump organization taunts Trump in ad