Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 30, 2015

• Freddie Gray may have ultimately killed himself
• Prisoner in van with Freddie Gray says he was trying to injure himself
• Attorney representing rioting thugs says bail is too high
• Newsmax: 17 things the media won't tell you about the riots
• Anchor Babies: One in ten U.S. births now to illegal aliens
• Disney lays off more IT workers for foreign replacements
• Yawn: Bernie Sanders challenging Hillary
• Former Gitmo detainees demand reparations
• Jeb Bush says it all may come down to Pitbull
• Obama orders reporter to stop videotaping him, reporter obeys
• Daily Kos lib 'embarrassed to be white'
• Mom says she was 'lunch shamed' by school for packing Oreos for daughter
• Russian spacecraft is plunging toward Earth
• Charlie Hebdo cartoonist will no longer draw Mohammed
• Catholic Bishop: Hillary 'thinks she is a god'
• Atlanta judge reduces sentences in cheating case
• Woman denied a cigarette, sets gas pump on fire
• Fields in which workers are more likely to drink
• 82-year-old man arrested for assault over doorbell dispute
• More Indian outrage over Adam Sandler movie
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Actually comes from a listener, Noah Lott
• Expert of the Day: Wayne Allyn Root says black America should start blaming black America

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 29, 2015

• Economy grinds to a halt
• Reagan recovery vs. the Obama, um, 'recovery'
• Justice Alito burns gay marriage lawyer on polygamy question
• Man sues city for $250,000 after falling off his bike
• Thousands of new Lois Lerner e-mails found
• 'Clinton Cash' author hires full-time security
• Clinton Foundation failed to disclose 1,100 foreign donations
• The psychology of giving to Johnny B's lawnmower fund
• Manmade drought, manmade 'solution': Gov. Brown proposes $10,000-per-day fine
• Pope attacked by climate change skeptics
• Man admits gun thefts were meant for Ferguson protesters
• Oil-rich socialist Venezuela rations power
• Al Jazeera America hit with $15 million discrimination lawsuit
• Tattoos make Apple Watch malfunction
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Chris P. Bacon

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 28, 2015

• Johnny B's Lawnmower fund
• Baltimore rioters want to kill anybody who's not black
• 144 vehicle fires, 15 structure fires, 200 arrests
• Intel: Gang attacks on white cops might spread
• Mayor who said they need their space to destroy now says city being destroyed by thugs
• Mom of the year? Baltimore mom publicly beats son after throwing rocks at police
• Chris Matthews blames rioting on right-to-work states stealing jobs
• City council president apologizes to rioters
• Idiot psychologist says Baltimore has 'battered community syndrome'
• Baltimore Orioles to play to empty stadium
• Iran fires warning shots, boards cargo ship
• Supreme Court justices divided on gay marriage
• SCOTUS slaps down Obamacare contraception mandate again
• No Shiite, Sherlock: DHS Secretary says illegal gang member murderer should not have received DACA
• CA city considers shaming water wasters
• Millionaire buries treasure chest, gives clues in book
• EPA spends $84,000 to study churches that preach climate change
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dick Raper

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 27, 2015

• Johnny B's Lawnmower Fund
• FBI investigating ISIS threat inside the U.S.
• Hostage's family paid ransom to wrong terrorist group
• Ruth Vader Ginsburg goes on the record about gay marriage
• Russian hackers hack Obama's personal e-mail
• GoFundMe pulls fundraiser for Christian Oregon bakery
• Funeral for Freddie Gray
• Baltimore mayor gives protestors 'space' to destroy
• Baltimore Police: Gangs enter partnership to 'take out' cops
• Mayor thanks Nation of Islam for help with riots
• Baltimore protestor moons police and CNN
• Liberals turn on Bruce Jenner after he admits he's a Republican
• Gay hotelier apologizes for hosting Ted Cruz event
• Lots of big money in GOP race
• Map of Nepal earthquake damage
• Study: Fracking boosted the economy during the recession
• Las Vegas man admits making up story about Harry Reid being beat up by brother
• Study blames three-fourths of hot days on manmade global warming
• Top scientist start to examine fiddled global warming data
• Drought frames economic divide in California
• Union membership down 50 percent since 1983
• Hillary fundraiser: Come clean before I raise money for you
• NBC investigators uncover 11 Brian Williams lies so far
• Lena Dunham continues bovine scatology about being raped in college
• Indian actors quit Sandler movie over 'racist' jokes
• Plane cleaner stole 1,500 mini liquor bottles, 19 Kindles and 7 iPads
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Kathleen Drinkwine-Layer
• Expert of the Day: Tim Graham of the Media Research Center on BSNBC's Toure and his $60,000 back tax bill to the IRS

Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 23, 2015

• Illegal aliens rapes 10-year-old
• Republicans cave, Loretta Lynch confirmed as AG
• List of 10 Republicans who voted to confirm Lynch
• Man begged Obama to save him 4 years before drone killed him
• National Review: The Obama Takeback
• North Korea expands nuclear program
• NY Mag: The disastrous Clinton post-presidency
• Comcast to drop Time Warner deal
• Hearst granddaughter: Cosmopolitan magazine is pornography
• Video: Barbara Boxer wants e-cigarettes off TV
• Pot users have 'false memories'
• How the Apple Watch might change your work life
• Miami Dolphins player signs up to be Uber driver
• China cracks down on strippers at funerals
• Woman lunges at customers with knife saying she 'kills crackers every day'
• Teen wears fake bomb to ask date to prom, gets suspended
• Avengers stars apologize for calling Black Widow a slut
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: BBC News Correspondent Matthew Correspondent

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 22, 2015

• Four more murders because of Obama
• Iranian warships arrive near Yemen
• This is hilarious: Parody of text messages between Obama and Iran
• McDonald's sales continue to slide
• Co-founder of Earth Day was green, he killed and composted his girlfriend
• 18 spectacularly wrong predictions from the first Earth Day
• For Earth Day, Levi Jeans wants people to wash less
• Record numbers of electric car owners trading in for SUVs
• Sheriff Joe faces contempt charges in Arizona
• Anti-gay business owner hit by vandals
• Fourth BSNBC host owes back taxes
• Judge rules NY public transit must run anti-jihad ads
• NFL concussion settlement given final approval
• Letterman joke assailed as sexist
• Man cited for shooting his computer
• Man arrested for urinating in hotel ice machine
• Hey y'all, watch 'is: Man bitten while trying to kiss poisonous snake
• Bruce Jenner cereal boxes then and now
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dr. Whet Faartz
• Expert of the Day: Brian Sussman narrates new film about global warming

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 21, 2015

• Alabama woman joins ISIS
• Six officers suspended in death of Freddie Gray in Baltimore
• Obama climate plan makes coal plants less efficient
• Too many vitamins can give you cancer
• CA: Court rules tiered water rates unconstitutional
• Jeb Bush says 'the NSA being enhanced' has been the best part of Obama's presidency
• Prosecutors still after Rick Perry
• Six senators seek to stop Comcast/Time Warner deal
• Former Obama pilot: TWA Flight 800 was shot down
• Video: Congress tells protestor, 'Touch me again, I'll drop your ass.'
• Veteran scuffles with police after snatching a flag being desecrated in protest
• State Department won't rule out $50 billion 'signing bonus' for Iran
• China warns Hillary not to bash them during campaign
• Media Matters founder criticizes Hillary book he hasn't even read
• Students organize 'sh*t-in' for gender-neutral bathrooms
• Mind training as good as medication for treating depression
• Madonna deletes post praising Margaret Thatcher
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Tiny Kox