Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 23, 2015

• Illegal aliens rapes 10-year-old
• Republicans cave, Loretta Lynch confirmed as AG
• List of 10 Republicans who voted to confirm Lynch
• Man begged Obama to save him 4 years before drone killed him
• National Review: The Obama Takeback
• North Korea expands nuclear program
• NY Mag: The disastrous Clinton post-presidency
• Comcast to drop Time Warner deal
• Hearst granddaughter: Cosmopolitan magazine is pornography
• Video: Barbara Boxer wants e-cigarettes off TV
• Pot users have 'false memories'
• How the Apple Watch might change your work life
• Miami Dolphins player signs up to be Uber driver
• China cracks down on strippers at funerals
• Woman lunges at customers with knife saying she 'kills crackers every day'
• Teen wears fake bomb to ask date to prom, gets suspended
• Avengers stars apologize for calling Black Widow a slut
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: BBC News Correspondent Matthew Correspondent