Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 7, 2020

• Dramatic reduction in coronavirus predictions
• CDC director downplays numbers
• AI-powered software can detect coronavirus in chest X-rays
• President of AMA says you could lose your life using hydroxychloroquine
• Here are the listed possible side effects of hydroxychloroquine, none worse than death
• Coronavirus death rate 6 times lower in countries that use century-old TB vaccine
• Radio Free Asia says ChiComs are burning some coronavirus victims alive
• Rand Paul is back
• WHO director faces calls to resign
• GOP congressman introduces resolution to withhold WHO funding until Tedros resigns
• Chicago mayor rebukes media over haircut
• Press outraged over Trump asking Chinese reporter if she worked for China, and she does
• Taiwan bans Zoom over fears of Chinese spying
• Stephanie Grisham out as press secretary
• Nurse who went viral with video claiming she quit because of no masks was lying
• Amazon may start firing employees who violate social distancing guidelines
• Man upset over no stimulus check tries to set wife on fire
• TN man faces terrorism charges for yelling he has COVID-19 then coughing on people
• Why some people of color won't wear masks
• Matthew McConaughey plays virtual bingo with quarantined seniors
• Acting Navy secretary resigns
• Car insurance companies offering refunds because of fewer accidents
• Al-Shabaab leader killed by U.S. airstrike
• Sen. Loeffler has a 'peek-a-boo' trust rather than a blind trust
• Satire: Trump installs ejection seats in press briefing room

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 6, 2020

• New York peaking
• Dow surges
• Dem congresswoman want Trump charged with 'crimes against humanity'
• Projected peak in TN is April 15
• TN man charged with violating stay at home order
• Cuomo: We don't need anymore ventilators
• LA doc: Patients going from 'very ill' to symptom-free in hours because of hydroxychloroquine
• Dem lawmaker credits Trump after taking malaria drug for coronavirus
• Americans far more worried about loss of income than virus
• UK PM moved to ICU
• GOP congressman says target reopen date should be May 1
• Home Depot co-founder: Congress should've been investigating pandemic, not impeaching Trump
• DOJ rejects CNN analyst's claim to White House access
• Wisconsin supreme court rules primary cannot be postponed
• Apple will produce 1 million face shields a week
• Reporter asked by Trump who she works for denied she works for China, but she lied
• Liberal group petitions FCC to censor Trump press briefings
• Soros-backed group advocating drop boxes for election
• Dollar Tree cashier assaulted over social distancing
• Newsweek calls out talk show host for burning cross in his yard, but they're Christmas lights
• Sec. of Navy called fired captain of USS Roosevelt 'stupid'

Daily Show Prep - Friday April 3, 2020

• First people to receive potential vaccine are in good health
• China defends its coronavirus numbers
• WHO official defends China
• Chinese county goes into lockdown as China says 'everything under control, Yankee Dog!'
• Telling foreign diplomats to stay out
• Chinese dog breeders are raising thousands of puppies to feed diners
• Time-lapse coverage map of coronavirus infections in U.S. over last two months
• Almost one in four small businesses is two months or less away from closing permanently
• 3M says Trump mandate will have opposite effect
• Dow drops 1.69 percent
• Google releasing location data to help fight the virus
• Italian governor called 'racist' for wanting to test China travelers in February
• Michigan reverses course, orders malaria drug to treat coronavirus
• WashPo fact-checker tweets video slamming Trump's coronavirus response, then walks it back
• Boy with cystic fibrosis beats coronavirus
• Tax-exempt group led by Never-Trumper Bill Kristol launches Trump attack ads
• Corona beer suspends production
• John Lennon's son blasts media for spreading Chinese propaganda
• Mueller hid evidence, translator exonerated DJTJ in Trump Tower meeting
• Durham investigation appears to zero in on John Brennan
• Nashville detention center given all-clear after man planted guns
• Bill Withers dead at 81
• RFK's granddaughter and her son feared dead after kayak got blown out to bay

Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 2, 2020

• Gov. Lee signs order requiring Tennesseans to stay at home
• A look at where COVID-19 is in TN
• House Republicans want to reopen the country at the end of April if progress is made
• FDA approves antibody test
• Unemployment claims spike to another historic high
• Global death toll passes 50,000, if you can believe China, which you can't
• China accuses White House of censoring info about U.S. virus outbreak
• China emerges as 2020 issue
• Shenzhen becomes first Chinese city to ban eating your pet
• Sen. McSally: 'I've never trusted a communist'
• NE Patriots jet flies to China to pick up 1.2 million masks
• U.S. media parroting Chinese propaganda
• One in ten virus patients infect others before they know they're ill, study says
• NY mayor says exactly what Trump said, wear a scarf or bandana
• Does wearing a mask really help prevent coronavirus?
• DOJ seizes mass quantities of medical supplies from a hoarder
• San Fran bans reusable grocery bags
• Historic gun-buying spree
• 74 journalism professors sign letter accusing Fox News of being 'a danger to public health'
• Pelosi's husband bought up Slack, Microsoft, Alphabet securities
• U.S. eases restrictions on gay blood donations

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 1, 2020

• NY Times report spells out why ChiComs are to blame for pandemic
• FL issues state-wide lockdown
• Hydroxychloroquine is working. Why aren't we using it widespread?
• Doctor from Netflix's 'Pandemic' says he discovered a potential cure
• Russian plane filled with medical supplies heading to U.S.
• Another cruise ship in limbo after some passengers come down with flu-like symptoms
• How Obama's failure to resupply caused stockpile crisis
• Dozens of spring breakers have coronavirus, after warnings to cancel
• 'Bat in the Hat' congresswoman says pandemic is 'gender crisis' for women even though far more men are dying
• Nurse who parked RV at home for isolation purposes threatened by HOA
• Kroger giving $2-per-hour 'hero bonus' to workers
• Trump warns Iran against attacking U.S. in Iraq
• Oil companies are looking for places to store oil
• Rand Paul advocates for deeming firearms 'essential'
• Rep. Massie was the one person who stood up to the wasteful coronavirus spending
• Sen. Tom Cotton saw the virus coming early
• CBS now admits to using chaotic Italian hospital footage for NY report
• Zantac pulled by FDA over cancer risk
• Internet gawkers speculate over Gov. Cuomo's 'nipple rings'
• Almost $30 million in drugs seized from tunnel under U.S./Mexico border
• San Fran agrees to pay $369,000 to reporter whose home was unlawfully raided
• Ga. Tech faces lawsuit for discriminating against MLK, Jr.'s niece

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday March 31, 2020

• Social distancing slowing spread of coronavirus
• Lancet study shows death rate not nearly as bad as first thought
• Sen. Rick Scott calls for investigation WHO'S role in helping ChiComs cover up pandemic
• CNN's Chris Cuomo has the virus
• 95-year-old beat the virus: 'I survived the foxholes of Guam, I can get through this bulls**t'
• Williamson Medical Center furloughs workers
• NV guv backtracks on malaria drug ban
• Wow! Gore says now's not the time to take unnecessary political potshots at Trump
• Sen. Blackburn rips Pelosi
• Dow down over 400 points
• Trump wants a WPA-style infrastructure bill to jump-start the economy
• My Pillow guy shrugs off media attacks: 'I pray for all of those outlets'
• Two college students spend spring break building a website to find grocery items
• U.S. debt could exceed U.S. economy within two years
• Nashville to raise property tax
• Alec Baldwin says Trump is the virus
• Cher says Trump lied about New Yorkers stealing medical equipment, even though he got the story from Cuomo
• Some AZ border town residents worry wall builders will expose them to virus
• Trump relaxes fuel efficiency standards
• FBI problems with FISA warrants extends beyond Russia, IG says

Daily Show Prep - Monday March 30, 2020

• Wuhan residents dismiss official ChiCom death toll
• 21 million phone subscribers vanish
• FDA approves emergency use of malaria drug
• Gov. Lee announces closure of all non-essential businesses
• Stock markets up again
• NJ reopens gun stores after DHS calls them essential
• Just after getting $25 mil from government, Kennedy Center cuts off paychecks
• CBS caught using footage from Italian hospital to describe conditions in NYC
• No lock-down in Sweden
• Seattle sees slowdown in cases
• Sen. Burr agrees to participate in stock sale inquiry
• Singer John Prine in stable condition
• Tampa Bay pastor arrested for holding church service
• NY congresswoman tests positive
• KY guv signs order keeping residents from leaving the state
• Dr. Elvis steals the night at iHeart at-home concert
• Michigan governor's aide spreads false rumor about rationing ventilators
• Macy's furloughs majority of employees
• Whole Foods employees to strike over pay
• 20 coronavirus quotes showing how political correctness and open borders came before health
• 15 percent of BernMe voters would choose Trump over Biden
• Economists predict end of Euro because of coronavirus
• Dad locks son out of house after spring break trip