Daily Show Prep - Monday March 30, 2020

• Wuhan residents dismiss official ChiCom death toll
• 21 million phone subscribers vanish
• FDA approves emergency use of malaria drug
• Gov. Lee announces closure of all non-essential businesses
• Stock markets up again
• NJ reopens gun stores after DHS calls them essential
• Just after getting $25 mil from government, Kennedy Center cuts off paychecks
• CBS caught using footage from Italian hospital to describe conditions in NYC
• No lock-down in Sweden
• Seattle sees slowdown in cases
• Sen. Burr agrees to participate in stock sale inquiry
• Singer John Prine in stable condition
• Tampa Bay pastor arrested for holding church service
• NY congresswoman tests positive
• KY guv signs order keeping residents from leaving the state
• Dr. Elvis steals the night at iHeart at-home concert
• Michigan governor's aide spreads false rumor about rationing ventilators
• Macy's furloughs majority of employees
• Whole Foods employees to strike over pay
• 20 coronavirus quotes showing how political correctness and open borders came before health
• 15 percent of BernMe voters would choose Trump over Biden
• Economists predict end of Euro because of coronavirus
• Dad locks son out of house after spring break trip