Daily Show Prep - Tuesday March 31, 2015

• Iran militia chief: Wiping Israel from the map is 'nonnegotiable'
• Sharyl Attkisson: Hillary must be hiding something 'very bad'
• Indiana legislators to clarify religious freedom act
• Arkansas House passes its own religious freedom act, waits for governor to sign
• Gay athletes planning protest of Indiana  law at Final Four
• Dozens of former students refuse to pay back loans
• Prince Charles begged people to 'save energy' then took chopper for 80-mile trip
• Thousands of smart meters explode after truck crashes into utility pole
• Austin goes after Big BBQ
• BSNBC continues to skid in the ratings
• Columbia journalism students being brainwashed by Bloomberg group
• Is Elon Musk's SolarCity the next Enron?
• Man who stole wedding ring off finger of dying woman sentenced to 11 years
• Reebok Pump commercial: Gunshots or fireworks?
• Video of kick boxer kicking robbers' butts
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Disgraced faith-healer Peter Popoff
• Expert of the Day: Mike Farris, co-author of the original federal Religious Freedom Restoration Act

Daily Show Prep - Monday March 30, 2015

• The compromise continues in Iranian nuke talks
• Kerry says deal possible 'If allah wills it'
• Another university wants to start a pro-ISIS club
• NCAA head says Indiana religious freedom law 'very big deal'
• Two mayors of major cities ban travel to Indiana with public funds
• An explanation of Indiana's religious freedom law, comparing and contrasting it with the same federal law
• Cross-dresser shot dead at NSA after trying ram gate
• Google controls what we buy, the news we read and Obama's policies
• Chilling: SCOTUS leaves intact ruling that allows schools to ban flag shirts during Cinco de Mayo
• Despite deforestation, the world is getting greener
• Author says global warming robs her 'right to be cold'
• Study: Electric cars are doing more harm than good
• Woman who inspired The Beatles' 'Dear Prudence' once dated Robert Durst
• Lamb born with human face in Russia
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Mr. Dick caught exposing himself at Tickle Creek
• Expert of the Day: John Lott on how FBI stats on mass shootings have been fudged

Daily Show Prep - Friday March 27, 2015

• US caves to Iranian demands
• Obama doesn't take Iranian 'death to America' chant seriously
• Saudi Arabia now says it won't rule out developing nukes
• Harry the Reid calling it quits
• Indiana and the 'religious freedom' bill
• FEMA withholds money from states with governors who deny manmade climate change
• Student at Ole Miss charged with civil rights crime for putting noose on statue
• Earth Hour is back (yawn)
• Major Garrett grills Josh Earnest: Does Obama view Netanyahu the same as Putin?
• TSA: Yawning and whistling may be tips that you're a terrorist
• Feds creating system to automatically detect cyberbullying
• Theme park to cut down 18,000 trees to make room for solar farm
• Little Big Town song accused of promoting lesbian agenda
• Boehner strikes back, cancels Rep. Gohmert's trip to Egypt
• CDC going after e-cigarettes
• Bill Murray film debuts...31 years after it was made
• Michael Sam: 'I am not the only gay person in the NFL'
• 'Hospitality ambassador' at Berkeley videoed beating a homeless man
• Restaurant owner accused of slavery
• Cursed at Birth, The Unfortunate Name of the Day: Evelyn Sackrider
• Expert of the Day: Bill Tatro says Hillary is a shoo-in for president in 2016

Daily Show Prep - Thursday March 26, 2015

• Terrorist? Pilot was locked out of cockpit before crash in France
• Co-pilot identified
• National Guardsman arrested for trying to carry out an attack for ISIS
• BSNBC apologizes for guest's inflammatory comment about country music
• Incredible: Obama administration doubles down on Bergdahl swap
• WSJ: Scott Walker tells private GOP dinner he supports amnesty
• Details of bad Iran deal: Would let them run hundreds of centrifuges
• John Bolton: To stop Iran's bomb, bomb Iran
• Hillary refuses to return money from Iranian government front group
• Hillary supporters release list of words reporters can't use because they're sexist
• DEA agents alleged to have had sex party with prostitutes paid for by drug cartels
• One in eight illegals now has a white-collar job
• 60% of teen crashes due to distracted drivers
• UNC paper: conceal carry could 'reinforce rape culture'
• Boston mayor says 'we must soldier on' after Zayn Malik leaves One Direction
• Awaiting verdict in sex-discrimination lawsuit against Al Gore's investment firm
• Circling the wagons: CNBC says gender-bias lawsuit against Gore's firm baseless
• Tornadoes hit U.S. breaking 50-year lull
• Gallup: Global warming last on list of environmental concerns
• Bill Nye says we need a carbon tax to 'redistribute wealth'
• Dem Barbara Lee says global warming could lead women to trade sex for food
• Nutritionists scold Warren Buffett over 'junk food' portfolio
• Cursed at Birth, The Unfortunate Name of the Day: Adolph Gasser Photography
• Expert of the Day: James O'Keefe from Project Veritas on Cornell assistant dean advises on starting ISIS club

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday March 25, 2015

• Bergdahl charged with desertion
• US attacks ISIS in Tikrit
• Kerry flies to Switzerland for Iran deal
• Cornell assistant dean says ISIS welcome on campus
• Employees working fewer hours because of Obamacare
• Federal Appeals court to hear arguments on immigration ruling
• Hispanic activists organizing in support of tougher immigration laws
• States with the biggest tax refunds
• Hollywood CG actor nears reality
• Is Michelle Obama going bald?
• Devo member wants House Majority Whip to stop using 'Whip It'
• Stripper pleads guilty to assault with a "clear plastic high-heeled shoe"
• Models campaign to stop the term 'plus size'
• Woman convicted in bacon rage shooting
• Cursed at Birth, Unfortunate Name of the Day: Wedding Edition
• Expert of the Day: Dr. John Zmirak on Planned Parenthood founder Margaret Sanger

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday March 24, 2015

• Another DREAMer streamer happening at border
• Comparing senate records, Cruz says Obama was a 'backbencher'
• BSNBC says Cruz's dad could be a liability
• Fraudster smearing Ted Cruz over global warming
• Cruz raises half-million his first day as a candidate
• Editorial: Cruz too hated and too conservative to win
• WashPo goes after Cruz on the flat tax
• Jason Chaffetz goes off on Secret Service director
• NY mayor goes after juice
• Israel spied on Iran/U.S. nuclear talks
• Teacher sued after calling Michael Brown a thug
• Republican bill would allow states to opt out of EPA power plant rule
• Rolling Stone UVA rape story was a complete lie
• Firing squads are back in Utah
• Once every four days our power grid is attacked
• More white guilt: America's whitest city through the eyes of black folks
• Long Island woman thrown in psych ward after saying Obama followed her on Twitter
• Cursed at Birth, The Unfortunate Name of the Day: Kim Yoo-suk
• Expert of the Day: Michael Warren from The Weekly Standard on Ted Cruz

Daily Show Prep - Monday March 23, 2015

• Ted Cruz announces his presidential bid
• Think Progress says Ted Cruz is anti-woman because he supports the flat tax
• The Ted Cruz 'Imagine' mash-up
• NC State player gives Obama what for over bracket choice
• Starbucks scraps 'Race Together' campaign
• Twitter account of prominent global warming skeptic suspended
• Somali students stage walk-out at Minn. school
• Surprise: San Fran has largest GBLT population
• Student accused of using Twitter to cheat
• Self-driving Audi set to go coast to coast
• Susan Rice tweets — then deletes — condolences to Nigerian writer who died 2 years ago
• Scientists want to mine our poop for gold
• Are Smartphones making children mentally ill?
• Funny or Die turns Capitol Hill into Saved by the Bell
• Vice CEO made up wartime reporting stories
• Apple to conquer watch market? Analyst says not so fast
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day
• Expert of the Day: Dan Holler from Heritage Action about Boehner-Pelosi doc fix

Daily Show Prep - Friday March 20, 2015

• Judge: Sanctions possible in Obama immigration court case
• ISIS murders another 137 in mosques
• Petraeus: Iran more of a threat than ISIS
• Obamacare to only hit 65% of 2015 target
• Is Starbucks racist? Nowhere to be found in many black areas
• Federal workers ordered to probe their 'unconscious bias'
• Anti-gun campaign turns sexist
• Black man found hanging from a tree in Mississippi
• Grownups pay big bucks for 'adult preschool'
• Man tries to quick-heat his tea, sets wife on fire
• Students at UT Berkeley want building named after cop killer
• Spanish priest arrested for performing 13 exorcisms on anorexic girl

Daily Show Prep - Thursday March 19, 2015

• Obama suggests making voting mandatory
• Minimum wage hikes not good at alleviating poverty
• Another white cop/black arrestee protest
• Obama to sign order to cut greenhouse gases
• Prince Charles presses climate change agenda with Obama
• What the? Secret Service says it destroyed video evidence of drunk agents
• March Madness costs over a billion dollars in lost productivity
• BSNBC moving to the right because of sagging ratings
• People upset over pledge in Arabic at school
• Oddball taxes from around the country
• LA fast food ban backfires
• Justin Bieber sued for comments made by his bodyguard
• Very strange: Elton John's estranged mother hires Elton look-alike to perform at her 90th birthday party
• 104-year-old woman drinks 3 cans of Dr. Pepper a day
• Lawmaker pushes medical pot for pets

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday March 18, 2015

• DHS released another 30,000 criminal aliens on the street
• Cost of retirement for illegals? $1.3 trillion!
• Trump launches presidential exploratory committee
• AP study: US sets new record for denying, censoring government files
• Netanyahu wins
• Obama faces GOP fury over greenhouse gas limits
• Oil glut: U.S. crude inventories reach record high
• Another four U.S. aid workers may have Ebola
• Oh, no. This chick's not racist
• Tennessean: Nashville needs 'sustainable, affordable' housing
• NBC launches news drone
• Eye roller: Dems say Republicans are putting Lynch in the back of the bus
• Letter sent to White House tests positive for cyanide
• IT worker replaced by foreigner regrets Obama vote
• Republicans shoot down gun bill in TN
• Lifetime success tied to breastfeeding
• Michael Phelps pays dominatrix to pee on him
• Expert of the Day: Tim Graham on network coverage of Senate Iran letter
• John Lott on gun bill that died in TN and the event on Second Amendment rights with Ted Nugent and others

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday March 17, 2015

• Boehner tells Hillary to hand over the server
• Starbucks encourages baristas to discuss race relations with customers
• Hoover Institution: Race baiting and Ferguson
• Obama tells young people to care more about their jobs than weed
• Replacing American workers with foreign workers becoming commonplace
• Border patrol agent: We are punished for reporting illegal alien groups of 20 or more
• University of Oregon trustee wants to examine sexual dancing by cheerleaders and rape
• Eye roller: Earth has exceeded limits for hospitable life
• Eco-cops: EPA to monitor how long hotel guests shower, wants to modify behavior
• Community health centers facing fiscal cliff
• Passenger detained after charging cockpit
• Secret Service wants $8 million for a fake White House
• Police say naked man standing in doorway is not breaking the law
• Rick Hall: The Man from Muscle Shoals

Daily Show Prep - Monday March 16, 2015

• Bolton calls Iran deal 'unprecedented surrender'
• Muslim students protest screening of American Sniper
• ISIS planning attack on Big Ben, Eiffel Tower
• The drama of the debt ceiling fight
• Congress works on 'doc fix'
• What did Uncle Phil tell you? US oil production growth headed for zero
• Al Gore: We need to 'punish climate change deniers' 
• Rand Paul says Hillary clearly broke the law with private e-mail system
• The legal case against net neutrality
• Ferguson policer officer shooting suspect in custody
• Pastor says suspect was 'set up' by police
• Japan bulking up for possible conflict with China
• Chinese dissident contradicts Hillary's version of his release
• Wanna hire Al Sharpton as a speaker? Get ready to pony up
• Another investor warns of strong dollar
• LA police officer arrested for smuggling illegal across border
• Elton John and others boycott fashion designers over comments about gay parenting
• Surprise! Ferguson home values plummeting
• Danish professor says porn belongs in the classroom
• Doctors pitching March Madness-themed vasectomies
• Boston's St. Patty's Day Parada allows gays for first time
• Crocodile found in NJ basement during drug raid
• Teen wakes from coma addicted to cheese and cussing like a sailor
• Woman, 75, strangles rabid raccoon to death
• Woman accused of killing a falcon with a beaded scarf to save a duck
• Can't tune out background noise? You may be a genius
• Expert of the Day: Nolan Lebovitz on his documentary Roadmap Genesis and turning around America's moral decline

Daily Show Prep - Friday March 13, 2015

• Signs of colossal financial event just around the corner
• 15 dangerous criminals allowed to stay under Obama's amnesty
• Lynch AG vote coming down to the wire
• Drunk Secret Service agents disrupted bomb investigation at White House
• Study finds there are too many studies
• 4 in 10 say race relations worsened under Obama
• Freak out! California has one year of water left
• New so-called documentary links climate deniers to smoking deniers
• Meth lab found in Walmart bathroom
• Tom Hanks helps Girl Scouts sell cookies
• 'Spiderboy' rescued after climbing 40 feet up museum wall on school trip
• Blind man and no-arm sidekick plant 10,000 trees in China
• A glove that transmits touch over the Internet
• Another SAE fraternity racist accusation
• Erick Stakelbeck, author of 'ISIS Exposed,' on ISIS already being in America
• Four Chords by Axis of Awesome

Daily Show Prep - Thursday March 12, 2015

• Two Ferguson police officers shot in ambush
• Remember this from yesterday? Ed Schultz says disarm the cops in Ferguson
• Sheriff Clarke: Assault on police like we haven't seen since the '60s
• FCC releases full net neutrality rules
• Sen. Tom Cotton takes the helm of the GOP brat pack with Iran letter
• Read the actual letter. It's short and to the point
• Warning: Graphic, language - Four teens beat girl as crowd cheers
• Politico.com sat on allegations Lois Lerner had prior history targeting conservatives
• 'Blurred Lines' copyright verdict likely to alter music biz
• Surprise: New survey shows record low confidence in government
• A dropout trying to keep kids out of student debt
• Nancy Snyderman resigns over quarantine scandal
• Butt jobs big in Hollywood
• Man breaks penis during sex
• Child advocates want to put a halt to interactive Barbie doll
• Can you really die of a broken heart?
• 'New' marine species not actually new at all
• Expert of the Day: Herb London from the London Center for Policy Research on the senate Iran letter

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday March 11, 2015

• AP sues for Clinton e-mails
• Holder used multiple e-mail aliases as AG
• Would-be illegals demand safer way to sneak into the U.S.
• ISIS is creating a generation of monsters
• Study: Earth's orbit causes climate change
• Ferguson police chief to resign
• Ed Schultz wants to disarm the Ferguson police
• GOP lawmakers voice concern over letter to Iran
• Unions sue Scott Walker over right-to-work law
• Is this flag photo offensive?
• Secret Service agents run government car into barricade at White House
• Man rolls in dog poo to try and avoid arrest
• Bomb-sniffing elephants?
• China says Dalai Lama must reincarnate on their terms
• Fans of Breaking Bad keep throwing pizza on house used in show
• Another lawmaker has been sexting Anthony Weiner's mistress
• Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson suspended for hitting a producer
• Study: Men who smile too much at women may be sexist
• Facebook drops 'feeling fat' emoji

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday March 10, 2015

• Hillary addresses private e-mail server
• Ed Schulz defends Hillary
• Republicans send warning letter to Iran
• Judge in no hurry to stay order preventing Obama's amnesty
• Five Illinois Republicans push for amnesty
• Senators warn of sweeping ammo ban
• ISIS shows off fairground in Iraq
• Two Oklahoma U students expelled over racist video
• Man barred from smoking in his own home
• It takes at least 170 days to fire a government employee
• Obama's Christmas vacation cost taxpayers $3.6 million in transportation alone
• Self-driving Mercedes spotted in San Francisco
• Little know fact: Chinese men come-overs collectively three times larger than London
• 'Blurred Lines' writers have to pay Marvin Gaye's children $7.4 mil
• 'Bias in the Booth' by Dylan Gwinn
• Ashton Kutcher wants more diaper-changing stations in men's rooms
• Expert of the Day: Steve Forbes launches Americans for Hope, Growth, and Opportunity

Daily Show Prep - Monday March 9, 2015

• McConnell caves on raising the debt
• Clinton Foundation takes money from countries known for violence against women
• 6.5 million people with active Social Security numbers are listed as over 112-years-old
• Republicans go after new food guidelines
• Why the Apple Watch is no big deal
• Vote to ban the flag at UC-Irvine overturned
• University of Oklahoma expels fraternity over racist chants
• Three missing UK teens show up at ISIS training camp
• Pastor says people have the Bible all wrong
• Navy chaplain could be kicked out of service for his beliefs
• Scotland Yard chief wants cameras in every home
• National Review: Time for a military man in the White House?
• 71 percent of Americans skeptical of Iranian deal
• ACLU comes to the Redskins' defense
• Florida bans the use of 'climate change' in official documents
• Scott Walker signs 'right to work' bill into law
• Mike Pence announces corporate welfare for Raytheon
• Black Philadelphia police officer gunned down by black thugs - No Al Sharpton
• Dr. John Lott talks about the big Second Amendment event coming to Nashville
• Expert of the Day: Jay Cost from the Weekly Standard on the upcoming charges against Sen. Robert Menendez

Daily Show Prep - Friday March 6, 2015

• Labor force participation rate down again for February, at 37-year low
• DOJ to bring corruption charges against Sen. Menendez (D-NJ)
• What did Uncle Phil tell ya? First three-way same-sex marriage
• Ridiculous: Court orders Army to refer to Bradley Manning as a woman
• ISIS controls 90,000 Twitter accounts
• Obama says Ferguson is not an isolated event
• UC Irvine votes to remove American flags because they're offensive
• School choir director and college professor freak out over man legally carrying gun
• Couple denied as foster parents because they carry guns
• Harrison Ford called hero for avoiding homes in crash landing
• Chelsea Clinton: Men must lead the way to gender equality
• Best day for viral content? Friday
• New Mexico students vote for communism-themed prom
• Man busted with breath that 'smelled like fresh spray paint'
• Man calls 911 to report wife stole his cocaine
• Why is Andrew Jackson's image on the $20 bill
• 'Red wig' robber uses paintball gun to steal $100,000
• Expert of the Day: Kyle Simon from CLAAD talks about rehabbing drug offenders instead of jailing them

Daily Show Prep - Thursday March 5, 2015

• 1985: Government scientists said NYC would resemble Daytona Beach 
• Hillary won't take questions at event honoring journalism
• Loretta Lynch in limbo
• Neighbors outraged over White History Month sign in deli window
• Nevada considers legalizing 'Pop-Tart' guns in schools
• OMG! America has more guns in fewer hands than ever before
• Ringling Bros. ending elephant act
• Sledding protestors show up at U.S. Capitol
• Student group sues over voter ID in TN
• Men paid better than women at Clinton Foundation
• NASA spacecraft nears orbit with dwarf planet - Is that politically correct?
• Self-driving cars coming next year
• 8-year-old girl takes on Clarks over 'sexist' shoe line
• UN: World eating too much sugar
• Woman misses 7th dwarf on Wheel of Fortune
• Expert of the Day: Ron Hosko, former assistant director of the FBI, on DOJ report on Ferguson police officer Darren Wilson

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday March 4, 2015

• Alabama stands up to the feds on gay marriage
• SCOTUS hears oral arguments on Obamacare subsidies
• House committee to subpoena e-mails from Hillary's private account
• GOP bill would block FCC's attempt to regulate the Internet
• Senate fails to override the Keystone veto
• Martin Who? Former Md. guv ponders White House run
• Apparently no cops have been killed by 'cop-killer' bullets Obama wants to ban
• Prosecutors in Ferguson consider charges against Michael Brown's family
• Skid Row man shot dead by police was French bank robber
• Va. teen thought to have helped man join ISIS
• Nobel Peace Prize chairman who gave Obama the prize demoted
• De Blasio adds Muslim holidays to school schedule
• Senator urges probe of Lumber Liquidators
• College newspaper told it cannot make fun of terrorists
• British government tells asylum-seeker, 'You can't be a lesbian, you've got children'
• Over-use of technology may be linked to memory loss, depression
• Emu on the loose in NC
• Expert of the Day: Van Hipp talks about the new terrorism

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday March 3, 2015

• Ted Nugent 2nd Amendment event Phil was talking about
• How long until Obama is gone? Look at the countdown clock
• Netanyahu assails Iran deal
• The Boehner amnesty cave is complete
• House leadership aligned with group targeting conservatives on amnesty vote
• Government union: Obama's lax immigration policy is inviting another attack
• National Review to 2016 contenders: Stop caving on amnesty
• Justice Department finds 'pattern of police bias' in Ferguson
• Is this what Obama meant by a 'civilian national security force' that's 'just as powerful' as the military?
• Obama 'very interested' in raising taxes via executive action
• Dirt people desperation: Climate change triggered Syrian conflict
• It's the sun, Stupid: Global cooling on the way
• Gen. Petraeus pleads guilty to leaking classified info to mistress
• If SCOTUS kills subsidies, Obamacare prices will skyrocket
• Snowden wants to come home, if guaranteed a fair trial
• Former MLB pitcher Curt Schilling goes off on vile comments on social media about his daughter
• Biracial twins no one believes are sisters
• Too many blacks plan too little for death
• James Hirsen talks about Tim Allen's 'Last Man Standing'
• Expert of the Day: Michael Brickman of the Fordham Institute on Obama's free community college initiative

Daily Show Prep - Monday March 2, 2015

• Hoyer: Boehner to offer DHS bill that fully funds amnesty
• IRS defends refunds to illegals who never paid taxes
• Austria's new law: Muslims must speak German
• Mommy blogger found guilty of second degree murder
• Todd Starnes: Israel vs. Obama and the Iranians
• Bill O'Reilly's Brian Williams problem
• Teacher commits suicide by hanging herself in her classroom
• LAPD under fire for killing 'unarmed' homeless man
• Chief: Man reached for gun
• Treadmill performance predicts risk of death
• Shatner explains why he wasn't at Spock's funeral
• Professor lives in a dumpster for a year
• Using Facebook can lead to envy, serious depression
• Spiritual leader convinces 400 men to remove testicles to be 'closer to God'
• Priest taking digital confessions
• Miss BumBum's bum backfires
• Is this puppy ad for real?
• Repeat drunk driver offender t-shirt
• Expert of the Day: Kevin Paul Scott talks about the surge of Scott Walker