Daily Show Prep - Monday March 23, 2015

• Ted Cruz announces his presidential bid
• Think Progress says Ted Cruz is anti-woman because he supports the flat tax
• The Ted Cruz 'Imagine' mash-up
• NC State player gives Obama what for over bracket choice
• Starbucks scraps 'Race Together' campaign
• Twitter account of prominent global warming skeptic suspended
• Somali students stage walk-out at Minn. school
• Surprise: San Fran has largest GBLT population
• Student accused of using Twitter to cheat
• Self-driving Audi set to go coast to coast
• Susan Rice tweets — then deletes — condolences to Nigerian writer who died 2 years ago
• Scientists want to mine our poop for gold
• Are Smartphones making children mentally ill?
• Funny or Die turns Capitol Hill into Saved by the Bell
• Vice CEO made up wartime reporting stories
• Apple to conquer watch market? Analyst says not so fast
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day
• Expert of the Day: Dan Holler from Heritage Action about Boehner-Pelosi doc fix