Daily Show Prep - Monday March 16, 2015

• Bolton calls Iran deal 'unprecedented surrender'
• Muslim students protest screening of American Sniper
• ISIS planning attack on Big Ben, Eiffel Tower
• The drama of the debt ceiling fight
• Congress works on 'doc fix'
• What did Uncle Phil tell you? US oil production growth headed for zero
• Al Gore: We need to 'punish climate change deniers' 
• Rand Paul says Hillary clearly broke the law with private e-mail system
• The legal case against net neutrality
• Ferguson policer officer shooting suspect in custody
• Pastor says suspect was 'set up' by police
• Japan bulking up for possible conflict with China
• Chinese dissident contradicts Hillary's version of his release
• Wanna hire Al Sharpton as a speaker? Get ready to pony up
• Another investor warns of strong dollar
• LA police officer arrested for smuggling illegal across border
• Elton John and others boycott fashion designers over comments about gay parenting
• Surprise! Ferguson home values plummeting
• Danish professor says porn belongs in the classroom
• Doctors pitching March Madness-themed vasectomies
• Boston's St. Patty's Day Parada allows gays for first time
• Crocodile found in NJ basement during drug raid
• Teen wakes from coma addicted to cheese and cussing like a sailor
• Woman, 75, strangles rabid raccoon to death
• Woman accused of killing a falcon with a beaded scarf to save a duck
• Can't tune out background noise? You may be a genius
• Expert of the Day: Nolan Lebovitz on his documentary Roadmap Genesis and turning around America's moral decline