Daily Show Prep - Monday August 24, 2015

• Oil drops below $40 a barrel
• Stock market drops big time
• Denver halts Chick-fil-A at airport over owner's religious beliefs
• Biden more likely to run than not
• Dem rep accuses Scott Walker of 'literally' tightening noose around blacks, doesn't know what 'literally' means
• French train hero's father to BSNBC: 'PC crowd needs to recognize terrorism for what it is'
• US considering an award for French train heroes
• Satan worshipers protest in support of Planned Parenthood
• Ashley Madison hack may have led to two suicides
• Ashley Madison customers 90-95 percent male
• Old Dominion U goes nuts after 'offensive message' to income freshmen
• 14-year-old saves siblings from home invasion with a rifle
• Experts: Text of Jesus' wife may be real
• Pokemon players arrested after bringing guns to tournament
• Video of ISIS toddler beheading a teddy bear
• Ken Burns equates 'birthers' with saying the N-word
• TN school district bans all flags from being flown on trucks on school property
• Expert of the Day: Ron Hosko on the growing ISIS threat
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dixie Normous