Daily Show Prep - Tuesday August 4, 2015

• Two men open fire on Jade Helm exercise in MS, no injuries
• Jade Helm 'preppers' arrested for stockpiling guns, explosives
• AT&T, T-Mobile, and Verizon Internet service down in parts of U.S.
• Find out what's out with your service provider
• Hmm. Hackers gather in Vegas
• Trump submits his own question for GOP debate
• D.L. Hughley: Trump's popularity tied to his racism
• Ten hours of Trump insults
• After Gawker publishes Trump's cellphone number he turns it into a campaign ad
• GOP debate lineup is official
• O'Malley wants Constitutional amendment to end photo ID
• Majority of white women dislike Hillary
• Baltimore police request federal help with crime wave
• City appoints two illegals as city commissioners
• TCU student punished for criticizing Baltimore rioters, Islam and illegals
• Third drone sighting at JFK
• Pope to lead Havana mass next to Che Guevara portrait
• 13 reasons the Pope should throw away his Che Guevara t-shirt
• Ted Cruz's 'machine-gun bacon
• Cruz's anti-Iran nuke deal website accidentally links to giant butt
• Kelly Osbourne apologizes for racist comments about Latinos
• The corporate aftermath of Cecil the Lion
• Woman spent government money on Red Bull, now wants more money for health problems
• OMG! Florida starts selling bear hunting permits
• Irony: 'Endangered' delta smelt could die off in California drought
• Meth lab found inside Iowa Taco Bell
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Lawyer Sue Mee and husband Rob Mee, a banker