Daily Show Prep - Monday September 21, 2015

• Scott Walker dropping out
• Fiorina shoots to #2 behind Trump
• 'Berned' out? Hillary's lead over Sanders grows
• Carson stands by his comment that a Muslim should not be president
• Rep. Peter King: A Muslim has every right to be president
• CAIR gets Ben Carson's comments wrong, too
• 25% of voters wouldn't vote for an evangelical Christian
• Members of Congress told not to touch the Pope
• Conservatives have no plan to remove Boehner
• Biden's wife urges him to run
• Kerry wants to take in more refugees
• Art Garfunkel says warns of dangers of mass migration
• TN guv concerned about accusations of Volkswagen cheating on carbon emissions
• Rolling Stone mag: 9 terrifying signs of environmental doom and gloom
• Nashville synagogue steps up to host Planned Parenthood event
• Secret Service apologizes for closing down cancer fundraiser in park
• Odd: Teen charged as a sex offender for having naked pictures on his phone...of himself
• The most hilarious questions passengers ask flight attendants
• Woman jumps out of moving car because of spider
• Video: Eagles cornerback tackles drunk fan running wild on the field
• Man facing burglary charges after mug shot with stolen jacket
• Expert of the Day: Alex Epstein says the Pope should embrace fossil fuels
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: State Farm agent Chip Munk