Daily Show Prep - Wednesday September 16, 2015

• Watch for the knives to come out for Trump tonight
• WashPo gives advice to GOP candidates
• Tom Brady on electing Trump: 'I hope so'
• 92% call illegal immigration a problem
• Crime wave data shows toll of illegal aliens
• Jeb ad touting America shot overseas
• Chaos on the Hungarian border
• Saudi Arabia won't take refugees
• Come on, man: 14-year-old Muslim boy arrested for making clock mistaken for bomb
• Obama deporting Christians fleeing ISIS
• Biden shilling for global warming
• Salon: We're all going to die unless Republicans believe in manmade global warming
• Republicans ready to cave again before October 1
• Obamacare allows companies to punish fat people
• CIA confirms Oswald contacted Cubans, Russians before JFK assassination
• Star Trek: Voyager actress arrested for exposing herself to children
• Chinese men try to sell kidney to buy iPhone
• Study: Kids who get more sunlight less likely to need glasses
• They caught the foot-sniffing bandit
• Taxpayers fund free yoga for federal employees
• Buffalo Wild Wings actor lies about escaping World Trade Center on 9/11
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Fifth-grade teacher Mr. Perv