Daily Show Prep - Monday November 30, 2015

• Let the climate hysteria begin
• Obama equates global warming to Vietnam War
• Nuts! Scientists now want to replicate a volcano to slow global warming
• Beijing fighting REAL pollution, not CO2
• Quick lesson on global warming from founder of Greenpeace
• Paris climate summit will produce 300,000 tons of CO2
• Which is a bigger threat, global warming or terrorism? White House responds.
• Dropping oil prices drive fears of societal unrest
• Putin: ISIS oil routed through Turkey
• So the Planned Parenthood shooter was sparked by 'talk' of baby parts, not the baby parts themselves
• Target website crashes on Cyber Monday
• Trump says black ministers pressured not to endorse him
• Father of teen killed by illegal endorses Trump
• Cruz makes his move, starts targeting Trump
• Team Jeb reportedly spread infidelity rumors about Rubio
• University president has had enough of 'self-absorbed and narcissistic' students
• University teaching assistant arrested for roughing up teenage family member not wearing hijab
• Chicago cop charged with murder has bail set at $1.5 million
• Student threatens to kill in retaliation for Laquan McDonald's murder
• Tim Tebow's girlfriend dumps him because he won't have sex
• Two hunters free bald eagle, take selfie of a lifetime
• Chinese rickshaw driver sets himself on fire after being caught working without a license
• Man dressed as Santa Claus steals a helicopter
• And why are we concerned about Sinead O'Connor's disturbing Facebook messages?
• UNLV mascot has nothing to do with the Confederacy
• Expert of the Day: Brian Kilmeade talks about his book, Thomas Jefferson & The Tripoli Pirates
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dr. Nedjeljka Baldass

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday November 25, 2015

• Sen. Sessions reveals 12 refugees who became terrorists
• ISIS radicalizes thousands in United States
• Obama: No 'credible' Thanksgiving terror threat
• Reuters national poll: Cruz slides into second place
• Trump says he's working on getting into heaven
• Some families in Philly public housing make over $100,000
• Fox News contributor gets death threats after mocking Star Wars fans
• Putin and the Empire strike back
• German scientist confirms NASA fiddled with climate data
• Antarctic has been cooling for six years
• 97% of Americans aren't worried about global warming
• But the pope still is
• Actor Dean Cain on so-called gender pay gap
• Princeton student group pushes back against political correctness
• White student union Facebook pages sprout up nationwide
• Weenie Washington university cancels classes over social media 'threat'
• Sheriff puts up politically incorrect welcome sign
• Top ten states where you're most likely to be in a Black Friday fight
• Woman abandons her infant in a manger scene
• White trash mama arrested for pot party with middle-schoolers
• Expert of the Day: Pete Kasper from the Washington Examiner about the debt spiking a half-trillion in 3 weeks

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 24, 2015

• Worldwide travel alert for Americans
• US destroys ISIS oil trucks, warns drivers
• HuffPo compares Muslim refugees to pilgrims
• Man heralded by BSNBC as the poster boy for Islamophobia arrested as part of ISIS cell
• Obama promises France we stand with them in the fight against ISIS
• US-backed rebels take down Russian helicopter
• Turkey shoots down Russian jet
• One of two Austrian girls who joined ISIS has been killed
• Iranian hackers attack State Department via social media
• Another poll shows Cruz's big leap in Iowa
• IRS auditors disproportionately target the wealthy for better return
• Chicago cop charged with murder in teen's fatal shooting
• Five people shot near black lives matter protest
• Common sense from Will Smith: 'Racism is rare'
• Another E. coli outbreak, this time at Costco
• Study: Rude behavior is contagious
• AP climate 'fact-checkers' include disgraced 'hockey stick' scientist
• Cheerleader disciplined over tweet about illegals
• U. of Kansas professor placed on leave over frank talk about race
• Occidental professors voting to give students power to report them for 'microaggressions'
• Retired marine kicked off flight for being too fat
• Another town freaked out over a clown
• Man claims Apple watch burned his wrist
• Feds spend 150 grand on yoga for fat students
• Minnesota GOP chairman in hot water for #NegroProblem tweet
• Ewww! Feminist blogger uses her vaginal yeast to make sourdough bread
• Expert of the Day: Jim Capretta, co-author of a study that says provision in Obamacare could end up being very costly
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Shakespeare Mozart Armstrong

Daily Show Prep - Monday November 23, 2015

• IRS can now seize your passport for back taxes
• Hillary tweets all sexual abuse accusers should be believed, Bill's come out of the woodwork
• Mafia threatens ISIS, offers to defend New York
• Text stating terrorists are buying UPS uniforms is a hoax
• Prince Charles: Climate change root cause of Syrian war
• King of Sweden calls for ban on baths to save the environment
• OK, so now cleaning up the air causes the Arctic ice to melt
• Rockefeller oil divestment means windfall for Al Gore
• Recycling urine for fertilizer
• Clockmed's family wants $15 million for the city in damages
• Trump says he doesn't know much about black lives matter movement
• Poll: Trump and Hillary most likely to ruin Thanksgiving
• Cruz surges in Iowa
• Cruz and Rubio close in on Carson nationally
• Snafu at JFK: AA lets passengers from Mexico bypass customs
• Labor Dept. throws football party, bans Redskins jerseys
• Redskin says refs are treating them unfairly
• UCSC student government votes to divest of Israel-related stock
• DC police chief asking citizens to 'take out' active shooters
• University cancels free yoga because yoga is associated with cultural genocide
• EPA gives $30,000 to church that preaches against 'white privilege'
• White Christians no longer a majority
• Dead man's final wish: Classic
• Expert of the Day: Steve Bucci from the Heritage Foundation on global terrorism
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Peter Jurkin

Daily Show Prep - Friday November 20, 2015

• Gunmen yelled 'Allahu Akbar' as they stormed Mali hotel
• John Kerry labels group 'neutralized' just hours before Mali attack
• California middle school makes students sing song about spreading Islam
• Obama blocks 75% of ISIS strikes
• Obama shields most illegals from deportation despite court rulings
• Scholars predict Obama will lose on illegals issue at Supreme Court
• Trump and the 'Muslim database' controversy
• Trump explains
• Rand hits Rubio on his illegal alien stands
• CNN debate criteria use Iowa, New Hampshire polls
• Obama warns Malaysia: Avoid the pitfalls of America
• CNN suspends correspondent over tweet regarding House Syrian refugee vote
• Columbia U. student claims to be traumatized by reading books about white people
• HHS: We have an obligation to bail out insurers
• NOAA, NASA claim hottest October but it's not even close
• Prominent scientists declare climate claims 'nonsense'
• Obama tells Malaysians 'You'll see oceans rise...more droughts, more floods'
• Buzz kill: Pope says 'Christmas is a charade' in a world that's chosen 'war and hate'
• Apple boss says finding music online too difficult for women
• Expert of the Day: Columnist Joe Messina says Obama has issues
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Phuc Dat Bich

Daily Show Prep - Thursday November 19, 2015

• House passes Syrian refugee restriction bill
• 8 Syrians caught at U.S. border - how many others have gotten in?
• Sixth Syrian with fake ID caught in Honduras heading for America
• Syrian community leader: ISIS is already in America
• Obama official says Syrian refugees aren't a threat
• Five foreign nationals arrested in Ohio
• Obama says 'we' referring to Muslims
• CNN's Cuomo confronts Mike Pence on refusing Syrian refugees
• NBC president hacks off crazy Hispanic leaders by using 'illegals'
• College student creates controversy by standing up to #BlackLivesMatter
• Bloomberg poll: Carson wins on personality, Trump on terror
• Jared, formerly of Subway, sentenced to 15 years in prison
• UnitedHealth may bolt from Obamacare exchange
• Gloria Allred talking to Charlie Sheen's girlfriends
• DC police framed man who served 27 years in prison for murder
• Woman arrested for hidden gun in her vagina
• 'Masters' at Princeton found to be offensive, name changed
• Kindergarten teacher won't let boys play with Legos to further 'gender equality'
• Expert of the Day: Ramesh Ponnuru, sr. editor of National Review, on its 60th anniversary
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Former hockey player Dick Paradise

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday November 18, 2015

• Another Paris attack thwarted just a day before it was to happen
• Obama's unfortunate taunt of GOP afraid of 'widows and orphans' just before woman blows herself to bits in Paris
• ISIS supporters stab Jewish teacher in France
• CNN bleeps Ted Cruz saying "radical Isl*@ic terrorists"
• No, the Bible does not command America to take in refugees
• Lesson not learned: Hollande vows to welcome 30,000 new refugees
• FBI braces for ISIS holiday attack
• Dems use Paris to call for stricter gun control
• Gun sales surge after Paris attack
• Republicans clash over refugees
• Terrorists once used the refugee program to settle in America
• ISIS post image of bomb used to bring down Russian jetliner
• Poll: Texans say illegal immigration biggest threat to America
• Video: This is what's heading our way
• Oil dips below $40 a barrel again
• Iran's uranium stockpile grows after Obama nuke deal
• Reuters poll has Trump over 20 points
• College presidents grovel to pampered radicals
• Hillary goes after the Laugh Factory
• 'Hate crime' turns out to be blind girl's dog's poop
• LA declares homeless crisis
• Magic Johnson reaches out to Charlie Sheen, offers support
• U. of Vermont hold 3-day retreat for students to confront their 'white privilege'
• Expert of the Day: David Horowitz talks about Culture Wars and who's winning
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Arsonist Freddie Smoke

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 17, 2015

• Map: Where the Syrian refugees in the U.S. have been placed
• House Republicans seek to cut off funding for Obama's Syrian resettlement program
• Nashville mayor says we should continue welcoming refugees
• John Kerry justifies attacks on Charlie Hebdo
• Trump warns Syrian refugees could be 'one of the great Trojan horses'
• Trump says Obama sending Syrians to GOP states
• Tump with 9-point lead over Carson in new poll
• Carson advisors say he has a hard time grasping foreign policy issues
• CIA head blames Paris attacks on Edward Snowden
• German soccer match cancelled after threat
• Majority of Americans want to go after ISIS
• A new front in the war against ISIS: Cut off their cash
• Mizzou Black Lives Matter protestors upset at being upstaged by Paris attacks
• AP accuses State Department of foot-dragging on Hillary documents
• Paris Climate Conference: Humanity's future hangs in the balance...again
• Dozens of Secret Service agents suspended over Chaffetz leak
• FanDuel stops letting New Yorkers play
• Video: Little boy stars in first Barbie commercial
• Woman arrested for battering boyfriend over sex position
• Expert of the Day: Attorney Gayle Trotter on packing heat in DC to thwart an ISIS attack
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dick Pound

Daily Show Prep - Monday November 16, 2015

• France calls for suspension of open borders
• At least one of the Paris attackers was a Syrian given asylum
• Governors start refusing refugees
• Rob Lowe being attacked by the PC for obvious tweet
• ISIS claims it's coming for Washington
• Trump calls for 'study' of mosques in wake of Paris attack
• O'Malley calls Trump 'carnival barker,' says net immigration from Mexico is zero
• CBS shuns Caitlyn Jenner at Dem debate
• Hillary's military gap
• E-mail reveals Hillary was 'often confused' at the State Department
• Other GOP candidates start to fear Ted Cruz
• OPEC export price falls below $40
• Charlie Sheen HIV-positive
• More doctors turning to direct pay
• Global warming: Blizzard warning for Denver
• Climate scientists to be grilled by Congress, still refuse to reveal e-mails
• German triple agent charged with treason for spying for the CIA
• Expert of the Day: Ret. U.S. Army Staff Sergeant Travis Mills, quadruple amputee, his book Tough As They Come

Daily Show Prep - Monday November 9, 2015

• Black U. of MO football players boycott until school president is ousted
• Mizzou president resigns and takes responsibility
• Ted Cruz says a president should not be an atheist
• Video: Officials at NC State U. promise to try and ban Constitution from dorm entrance
• Piers Morgan: Donald Trump made me laugh on SNL which is why he may have the last laugh
• Officers charged with killing autistic boy and wounding his father
• Big Surprise! Only 7 percent of journalists vote Republican
• MarketWatch Opinion: This global warmist wants your burgers
• Jews not invited to Sweden's Kristallnacht commemoration for fear of upsetting Muslims
• Frat files $25 million lawsuit against Rolling Stone magazine
• Poll: Americans want more regulations on e-cigarettes
• The rise of smartphone injuries
• RB Reggie Bush sues city of St. Louis over fall at Rams' stadium
• Man with terminal illness marries sex doll
• Is Starbucks trying to whitewash Christmas with new cups?
• Expert of the Day: Patrick Hedger, policy director at American Encore, on killing the Keystone XL pipeline
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Cat Tinkleboot

Daily Show Prep - Friday November 6, 2015

• Politico, CNN go after Ben Carson
• Christy, Huckabee demoted to NIT debate
• Jindal challenges Cruz to one-on-one debate
• 'Jeb Can Fix It' tour? Are they serious?
• Obama rejects Keystone XL pipeline
• NOAA continues to hide data documents from Congress
• Exxon Mobil investigated for climate change crimes
• Feds lose track of most border-surge teens
• 'Illegal Pete's' Mexican restaurant under fire
• Hundreds launch hunger strike at illegal alien detention center
• Illegal in hit-and-run deported 6 times
• Airman who hit on women in the public affairs office faces 130 years in prison
• Dad says 8-year-old's iPad addiction as real as alcoholism
• Redneck mom puts bourbon in infant's bottle to get him to stop crying
• Expert of the Day: Dan Kish of the Institute for Energy Research on Bernie Sanders' green energy
• Fred Minnick talks about the history of bourbon in America
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Fanny Warts

Daily Show Prep - Thursday November 5, 2015

• Pro-illegal alien group offers reward for hecklers during Trump's SNL appearance
• Illegals complain it takes too long to get a driver's license
• Ten memorable lines from Trump's new memoir
• Carson proposed transgender bathrooms
• Trump, Carson get Secret Service detail
• DEA chief says FBI director 'spot on' about 'Ferguson effect'
• Michigan town has country's first Muslim majority council
• British journalist: Mass immigration on the verge of destroying Europe
• Details of Obamatrade released
• Obamacare preamble affirms 'legitimate role' of 'state-owned' enterprises
• Adidas: Indian mascots have to go
• Transgender activists ponder Super Bowl boycott
• California knife attack: An act of terrorism?
• CNN doesn't believe Ben Carson when he says he was a bad boy
• More propaganda: NOAA says 'extreme' wx caused by climate change
• Tarantino ups the ante in 'murderous cops' rant, adds 'white supremacy'
• Craziness! Drop the stapler and back away
• Slate: Spooning is sexist
• Five-year-old savant displays telephathic powers
• Woman supposedly spontaneously combusts on park bench
• Panera Bread to move to cage-free eggs
• Austrian granny shreds a million euros to spite heirs
• Video: Fight between a McDonald's drive-thru employee and a customer
• New Bond gets mixed reviews
• Expert of the Day: Craig Shirley on his new book, Last Act: The Final Years and Emerging Legacy of Ronald Reagan
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Professor Dick Payne

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday November 4, 2015

• Crazy Houston prop allowing men in women's bathrooms goes down in flames
• Republican wins governor's seat in KY
• Republican Lt. Gov. is first black elected to statewide office
• Pot legalization in Ohio loses
• San Fran 'Sanctuary Sheriff' goes down to defeat
• Fox News says it's down to four
• Trump and Carson neck-and-neck in NH
• Hillary attacks BurnMe Sanders as a sexist
• Hillary supporters support Sharia law
• U of Wisconsin-Milwaukee offers 'voice feminization therapy' for guys who want to be girls
• Target closing 13 stores amid falling profits
• Iran's 'National Day Against Global Arrogance'
• Black gang knocks out white guy over Confederate flag sticker, could be charged with hate crime
• Abdul-Jabbar takes a swipe at MJ for not getting involved in a senate race 25 years ago
• ISIS suspected in bringing down Russian airliner
• Woman dies after drinking 8 liters of Pepsi Max every day
• Female student writes scathing review of 'rape culture' for class assignment
• Author: My vegan diet almost killed me
• Update: Suspension for football player who pointed at sky after TD reversed
• Expert of the Day: David Harsanyi, Sr. editor for The Federalist on the GOP debate debacle
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Boston council candidate Bob Whynott - He lost, by the way

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 3, 2015

• Obama circumvents Congress, courts again
• Reuters poll: Trump in commanding lead
• Debbie What's-her-name Schultz: Trump's misogynistic comments reflective of entire GOP
• Carson tops Trump in NBC/WSJ poll
• Carson on legalizing pot: 'We already have enough people with low IQs'
• Debate candidates demand temperature and question control
• Rubio's support of amnesty haunts him
• Voters aren't excited about Hillary
• Merkel: We must hit climate targets to avoid refugee wave
• Climate change leads to less sex, study says
• French farmers fret over cow burps
• Obama administration: Transgender male must be allowed to shower with girls
• Americans become less religious, especially young adults
• Obamacare co-ops failing
• Video: College administrators literally shred Constitution after student complains
• Washington Redskins appeal trademark loss with lots of sex
• Vatican office suspected of money laundering
• Rachel Dolezal admits for first time that she was born white
• Man tries to eliminate 'digital footprint'
• Study: Just two soft drinks a day can dramatically increase heart attack risk
• Texas man stabs his roommate to death over last piece of chicken
• Teacher arrested for watching porn on his phone in class
• Expert of the Day: Michael Waller from American Media Institute on Ecuador paying celebrities for anti-Chevron campaign
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Hashtag Jameson

Daily Show Prep - Monday November 2, 2015

• Obamacare premiums to soar three times faster than feds claim
• Chinese commies taking over radio stations around the world, including U.S.
• Iran votes to continue 'Death to America' campaign
• Bill Gates: Capitalism cannot solve climate change
• UN to create 'International Tribunal of Climate Justice'
• Putin ain't buying global warming propaganda
• Climate change is now sexist
• Hmm, son of a gun. NASA was wrong. Antarctic ice is growing after all.
• Campaigns debate the debates, take control from RNC
• Jeb wants to reinstate Telemundo
• CNBC moderator John Harwood says we need more 'ugly, raucous debates'
• Rubio skyrockets in NH
• Trump back on top in Investor's Bidness Daily poll
• More pressure to dump Trump for this coming weekend's SNL
• National debt nearly doubles under Obama to $20 trillion
• Fred Thompson dies at age 73
• VW's pollution cheating scandal widens
• Chipotle E. Coli outbreak closes dozens of stores and getting worse
• Statoil CFO says oil prices might not rebound until 2018
• Muslims upset over hilarious (and ingenious) Halloween costume
• Larry Lessig drops out of 2016 Democrat presidential race. Larry who?
• Disease makes people think they're dead. And, no, it's not liberalism.
• Delaware governor pardons abolitionist 168 years after his conviction
• Hey, y'all, watch 'is: Woman bitten by tiger after sneaking into zoo drunk
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Holly Fok (6th paragraph)